I also hate those guys who sit with their legs spread wide and turn three subway seats into two, staring into their "smart" phone, while relishing the stink of their own fermenting ball sweat.
I also hate those guys who sit with their legs spread wide and turn three subway seats into two, staring into their "smart" phone, while relishing the stink of their own fermenting ball sweat.
commuters on a full bus/train carriage that have an empty seat next to them but put their bag on it as if to say "f**k you, ain't nobody sitting here". I just figure i have paid for a ticket, i AM GOING TO sit in that seat your schit is occupying.
I've almost gotten in like a few fistfights because of this, cause I say shit to people and sometimes they try to pop back to me. But I dunno, it's knee-jerk to me, I will always make a remark.
The worst is when you see someone littering like within spitting distance of a trash can. Fucking assholes.
I can understand it if somebody is forced to litter because there's no trash can around. If you just got through blowing your nose, you don't want to carry around a snotrag for a few blocks just because the city forgot to put a garbage can on that corner.
But if there's a garbage can on the scene...no excuse.
There's no excuse period! Please - no one is forced to litter!
Put it in another tissue and in your pocket.
Provided I HAVE another tissue. Good idea otherwise.
Unless your boogers are toxic and will burn a hole in your clothes, there is nothing to worry about - that's what laundry is for!
Not that I'm a chronic litterer when the garbage pails are absent. I'll walk around with pop cans, paper bags or anything else sanitary without throwing them in the street. But there is no way on God's blue earth I'm going to walk around for long with a two-ply, mucus-marked piece of paper on my person. There sure as hell BETTER be a garbage can right there and then. Even if it's just a trash truck passing by.
related: I resent garbage cans that require me to touch them in order to open them. I'm already making the effort to not litter; how about you meet me halfway? Instead you punish my efforts by exposing me to everyone else's germs.
I was driving on the freeway (it's raining) bout to get exit off ramp. A car next to me is signaling trying to exit but appears to be one of those drivers who have two hands on the wheel and frantically trying to make that move over but is really nervous (one of those "oh shit" drivers). In respect, I sloooow down to let this car in...car continues to signal but does not get over...after a certain point, I'm like, fu*k it, I'll just speed up and do me. As I pass, the car honks AT ME?!
I've almost gotten in like a few fistfights because of this, cause I say shit to people and sometimes they try to pop back to me. But I dunno, it's knee-jerk to me, I will always make a remark.
The worst is when you see someone littering like within spitting distance of a trash can. Fucking assholes.
I saw a homeless dude in DC finish what he was eating, throw the bag on the ground, then walk over to the garbage to fish thru it for whatever. I mean, I know you're homeless and that sux dude, but be a buddy and while you're there already, put that bag in there, ok?
People who lick their finger before turning the page.
ALARM BELLS go off in my head and tummy every time QBs lick their fingers. I can't even imagine how dirty and unfriendly bacteria laden that ball is. Ew ew ew.
I watch some of them and I'm thinking they don't even know they're doing it. It's like an automatic thing at this point. His fingers just do not need to be that wet! Surely that wet is now working against his throw, not for, right?
YUCK.
I saw a homeless dude in DC finish what he was eating, throw the bag on the ground, then walk over to the garbage to fish thru it for whatever. I mean, I know you're homeless and that sux dude, but be a buddy and while you're there already, put that bag in there, ok?
That's a dilemma right there, you can't expect him to dispose his garbage in his fridge....
lots of driving related stuff annoys me. I hate people who honk or flash their lights when I overtake them on a perfectly safe part of the road.
Pricks who don't indicate, may aswell give the driver behind a two finger salute. Perfectly abled pricks who park in disabled only spaces.
Idiots who can't use a roundabout properly (you guys have roundabouts in the US?)
People who lick their finger before turning the page.
ALARM BELLS go off in my head and tummy every time QBs lick their fingers. I can't even imagine how dirty and unfriendly bacteria laden that ball is. Ew ew ew.
I watch some of them and I'm thinking they don't even know they're doing it. It's like an automatic thing at this point. His fingers just do not need to be that wet! Surely that wet is now working against his throw, not for, right?
YUCK.
I feel awkward just licking an envelope and putting my saliva all over something someone's going to open with their bare hands. I prefer the pre-stick envelopes.
My mom is a major page-licker and I straight up yell at her for it. She then makes a show of not being able to turn the page without spit lube, "See, it won't turn now." SMH/facepalm. If your hands are so dry, go get some lotion, or better yet, some moisturizing hand sanitizer. I've read many books and turned many pages, and I never needed spit to do it.
Spitting on mixers and records and footballs is next level narsty. There are better ways to eat dust and dirt. With a spoon perhaps, at least that's dignified.
i cannot fucking stand people who double park on a block right in front of a spot that they dont feel like parallel parking in. MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! every damn day they do this!!!!!
yesterday evening i drive onto my parents block and some asshole is on that shit so i honk and after half a minute they pull into the spot. i gave them a look when i parked too and the four dudes in the car said some dipshitty dumb shit so i started letting them know in colorful language that they were ignorant. i got to my parents door and got the better of myself and walked back down to the street to apologize for my short fuse. as soon as i approached, hands held up for them to stop a second, they pulled out and sped off.so i guess i didnt help the situation at all.
I can't stand djs who use spit to lubricate the contacts on the headshell. I always carry contact fluid and q-tips and you won't believe the nasty built up grime and gunk I've dug out of tone arms over the years...
i cannot fucking stand people who double park on a block right in front of a spot that they dont feel like parallel parking in. MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! every damn day they do this!!!!!
yesterday evening i drive onto my parents block and some asshole is on that shit so i honk and after half a minute they pull into the spot. i gave them a look when i parked too and the four dudes in the car said some dipshitty dumb shit so i started letting them know in colorful language that they were ignorant. i got to my parents door and got the better of myself and walked back down to the street to apologize for my short fuse. as soon as i approached, hands held up for them to stop a second, they pulled out and sped off.so i guess i didnt help the situation at all.
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not the commercial per se but just as horrible
60 yr old grandpops in ed hardy
Ed Hardy wine
UGH. THIS. Your balls aren't THAT big!
dude, stay away from chinatown
oh man
:f-u:
Exhibit A:
No explanation needed.
Does that chick ever stop staring at the camera?
Does she ever blink?
Even in the picture it looks like that guy on the right is telling her to stop staring like that.
I'd like to think he's moving in for a Three Stooges style eye-poke:
Fake Stooge alert.
I know, but (oddly enough) I couldn't find an image of the real thing in eye-poke mode.
Here's a video:
related: I resent garbage cans that require me to touch them in order to open them. I'm already making the effort to not litter; how about you meet me halfway? Instead you punish my efforts by exposing me to everyone else's germs.
I was driving on the freeway (it's raining) bout to get exit off ramp. A car next to me is signaling trying to exit but appears to be one of those drivers who have two hands on the wheel and frantically trying to make that move over but is really nervous (one of those "oh shit" drivers). In respect, I sloooow down to let this car in...car continues to signal but does not get over...after a certain point, I'm like, fu*k it, I'll just speed up and do me. As I pass, the car honks AT ME?!
I saw a homeless dude in DC finish what he was eating, throw the bag on the ground, then walk over to the garbage to fish thru it for whatever. I mean, I know you're homeless and that sux dude, but be a buddy and while you're there already, put that bag in there, ok?
ALARM BELLS go off in my head and tummy every time QBs lick their fingers. I can't even imagine how dirty and unfriendly bacteria laden that ball is. Ew ew ew.
I watch some of them and I'm thinking they don't even know they're doing it. It's like an automatic thing at this point. His fingers just do not need to be that wet! Surely that wet is now working against his throw, not for, right?
YUCK.
That's a dilemma right there, you can't expect him to dispose his garbage in his fridge....
Dude. Quit LICKING MY MIXER!!
lots of driving related stuff annoys me. I hate people who honk or flash their lights when I overtake them on a perfectly safe part of the road.
Pricks who don't indicate, may aswell give the driver behind a two finger salute. Perfectly abled pricks who park in disabled only spaces.
Idiots who can't use a roundabout properly (you guys have roundabouts in the US?)
I feel awkward just licking an envelope and putting my saliva all over something someone's going to open with their bare hands. I prefer the pre-stick envelopes.
My mom is a major page-licker and I straight up yell at her for it. She then makes a show of not being able to turn the page without spit lube, "See, it won't turn now." SMH/facepalm. If your hands are so dry, go get some lotion, or better yet, some moisturizing hand sanitizer. I've read many books and turned many pages, and I never needed spit to do it.
Spitting on mixers and records and footballs is next level narsty. There are better ways to eat dust and dirt. With a spoon perhaps, at least that's dignified.
yesterday evening i drive onto my parents block and some asshole is on that shit so i honk and after half a minute they pull into the spot. i gave them a look when i parked too and the four dudes in the car said some dipshitty dumb shit so i started letting them know in colorful language that they were ignorant. i got to my parents door and got the better of myself and walked back down to the street to apologize for my short fuse. as soon as i approached, hands held up for them to stop a second, they pulled out and sped off.so i guess i didnt help the situation at all.
PARKING WARZ! Coulda been a segment on that show.