That they dont re-test drivers for lisences in America when they reach a certain age. I've literally seen like at least 5 90 year old ladies cruising around town that look like they don't know what planet they're on. I saw one lady reading a book on her steering wheel.
That they dont re-test drivers for lisences in America when they reach a certain age. I've literally seen like at least 5 90 year old ladies cruising around town that look like they don't know what planet they're on. I saw one lady reading a book on her steering wheel.
I need a clear and concise explanation of how and why the way toilet paper rolls out makes any difference to anyone's life. And while you're at it - a brief history of how and when in the history of humankind this became a concern would be appreciated as well.
Yes.
Wrong = thinking that there is a correct way and an incorrect way to replace a toilet paper roll, and thinking the difference is important enough to argue about
Right = spending your time doing and/or thinking about virtually anything else
I believe the toilet paper orientation test is a good determiner of whether I will think you are an overbearing and self-centered asshole. If you think there is a right way to mount a roll of toilet paper, and the thought then passes your lips or fingers in some attempt at communicating that idea, you can hit the bricks.
some people can't take a shit without it having to be 'nuanced'
Principal Blackman: Why were you in the bathroom?
Paul Cotton: I had to relieve myself.
Blackman: And of what were you relieved?
Cotton: ?
Blackman: When nature called, who came a-knockin?
Cotton: I, uh...?
Blackman: Number one or number two?
Cotton: Number two.
Blackman: Oh, I see. And how would you characterize the stool? Would you say it was firm? Would you say it was aggressive, or presumptuous? Would you call it moody? Tell me all about it.
you want to maximize comfort for that part of your day. Isn't this why we live in an advanced society?
I personally prefer over style, but it won't bug me too much if it's under. I get more annoyed when the dispenser is placed poorly, like if it's way behind you or just out of reach.
you want to maximize comfort for that part of your day. Isn't this why we live in an advanced society?
I personally prefer over style, but it won't bug me too much if it's under. I get more annoyed when the dispenser is placed poorly, like if it's way behind you or just out of reach.
In what way does having the paper come from above or underneath change anything anywhere for anyone? Real question.
you want to maximize comfort for that part of your day. Isn't this why we live in an advanced society?
I personally prefer over style, but it won't bug me too much if it's under. I get more annoyed when the dispenser is placed poorly, like if it's way behind you or just out of reach.
In what way does having the paper come from above or underneath change anything anywhere for anyone? Real question.
sometimes you have to search for the end of the roll, like you do with scotch tape. Easier to find if it's over. Easier pulling and tearing when it's over, makes for a simpler motion of the hands and arms. And less risk of the roll spooling out onto the floor when it's over. I'm guessing you have other things on your mind when you're sitting on the toilet.
you want to maximize comfort for that part of your day. Isn't this why we live in an advanced society?
I personally prefer over style, but it won't bug me too much if it's under. I get more annoyed when the dispenser is placed poorly, like if it's way behind you or just out of reach.
If maximizing comfort that part of the day is really that important to you, then you'll sync your schedule up so that you only have to shit when you're at home. Preferably in the morning right before you hit the shower.
In what way does having the paper come from above or underneath change anything anywhere for anyone? Real question.
If you have young children and/or cats, they may occasionally bat at the toilet paper much in the manner of a boxer working the speed-bag--that is, in a two-handed motion striking from the top. If your toilet paper is threaded above, enough of this action will cause the whole roll to unspool. If your toilet paper is threaded below, the roll--given the same action--will just fwip-fwip-fwip endlessly with no paper lost.
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haha!
"Christmas for douchebags"
best description I've seen so far. Possibly the worst day to be in New York City.
Well played sirs
It annoys me that I don't use there properly....ever.
here and there. if it is a place, tHERE
the left-over one - their, it belongs to them
Why can't there be just one universal there that's palatable in every sentence that needs to use the word there.
It would be easier for kids. But no, we need 3 versions for no good reason.
there, there
LMSYRT.
The should start re-testing at 70.
I'm pretty sure they do it in other countries.
The should start re-testing at 70.
I'm pretty sure they do it in other countries.
That is fucked up though.
Completely. There's a class action against them for this in the US. Cowboy corporatism.
Yes.
Wrong = thinking that there is a correct way and an incorrect way to replace a toilet paper roll, and thinking the difference is important enough to argue about
Right = spending your time doing and/or thinking about virtually anything else
I believe the toilet paper orientation test is a good determiner of whether I will think you are an overbearing and self-centered asshole. If you think there is a right way to mount a roll of toilet paper, and the thought then passes your lips or fingers in some attempt at communicating that idea, you can hit the bricks.
Principal Blackman: Why were you in the bathroom?
Paul Cotton: I had to relieve myself.
Blackman: And of what were you relieved?
Cotton: ?
Blackman: When nature called, who came a-knockin?
Cotton: I, uh...?
Blackman: Number one or number two?
Cotton: Number two.
Blackman: Oh, I see. And how would you characterize the stool? Would you say it was firm? Would you say it was aggressive, or presumptuous? Would you call it moody? Tell me all about it.
I personally prefer over style, but it won't bug me too much if it's under. I get more annoyed when the dispenser is placed poorly, like if it's way behind you or just out of reach.
In what way does having the paper come from above or underneath change anything anywhere for anyone? Real question.
THERE IS NO ARGUMENT FOR EITHER BEING SUPERIOR.
anyone who says otherwise is just making noise.
sometimes you have to search for the end of the roll, like you do with scotch tape. Easier to find if it's over. Easier pulling and tearing when it's over, makes for a simpler motion of the hands and arms. And less risk of the roll spooling out onto the floor when it's over. I'm guessing you have other things on your mind when you're sitting on the toilet.
that's exactly where these guys can go:
If maximizing comfort that part of the day is really that important to you, then you'll sync your schedule up so that you only have to shit when you're at home. Preferably in the morning right before you hit the shower.
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