Worst thing a person ever said to you in bed

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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
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    b, 21When women refuse to go down you say "QUIT HATIN ON THE SOUTH."
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Gotta be quick to dismiss any form of sex-based regional bias.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    FEROCIOUSLY HITTING THE REFRESH BUTTON...?

  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    In a drunken sex rampage I once told a girl I wished her mother could see her right now...even in my drunken state I had to pause to contemplate what the hell that meant.

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  • oh my, how hard i laughed....at this thread, thankfully no one has said that in bed!!b, 21b, 21Worst i heard was a description of how i look when i sleep....amy winehouse's name was mentioned and i knew it was game over!! But all i think is what a fool for coming back for more!!ahahhahahaha......oooooooof!

  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Ya know what I'm talmbout?

  • i'll join in on the sleazefest, why not? img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sn.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21my top 5:b, 21b, 211. "I can't do this... the Lord is watching" img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ss.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 212. "You bloodied me, Phillip" img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oj.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 213. "I thought it was off... I didn't know! I am really sorry. I would have never let you do that if I knew it was still on" img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freeway.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 214. "ohh God... that stuff tastes AWFUL" img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/463.gif" alt="" 21 (pineapples are now a part of my daily diet)b, 21b, 215. "I'm not img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/green30sv.gif" alt="" 21 " (i wish i could explain this one but it would definitely be TMI IMHO)

  • haze25haze25 759 Posts
    my first ever said "you can sleep on the couch" right after our first encounter together.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21peace,xavier

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    b, 213. "I thought it was off... I didn't know! I am really sorry. I would have never let you do that if I knew it was still on"
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I'm trying to figure this one out and decided better not to try.

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    b, 21I once told a girl I wished her mother could see her right now
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  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
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    b, 21Best EVAR:
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21HAHAHAH oh shit I remember you telling me that shit a long time ago. So ill...

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
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    b, 213. "I thought it was off... I didn't know! I am really sorry. I would have never let you do that if I knew it was still on"
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Aunt Flo. Coming to town. You know.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.b, 21b, 21b/wb, 21b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good. b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headz.gif" alt="" 21

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    "distasteful" is an odd choice of words there, pervus.

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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Oliver Wang, I hardly knew ye.

  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.b, 21b, 21Am I alone here?

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Funny how all of a sudden this ties in to RAJ's dog kisses thread from the other day.....

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    b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21i'm sorry rerog but img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 for days.......and not in that dark knight img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 kinda way! img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohmyer1.gif" alt="" 21

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    b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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    font class="post"1that's called getting your 'red wings'.

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    img src="http://hernamewaslola.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/anchorman5.jpg"1b, 21You stay classy Soulstrut./b1 Never change.

  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
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    b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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    b, 21i'm sorry rerog but
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    b, 21hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
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    b, 21hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
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    b, 21hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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    b, 21My man Herm! I knew we had a bond!
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21yeah, a "bloody" bond!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!b, 21sorry, couldn't resist!!

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
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  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21LOL. b, 21b, 21I'm both amused and appalled at the idea that my sex life is more transgressive than some of you here. b, 21b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.

  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
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    b, 21LOL.
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    b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Thanks for sticking up for us weirdos....I will now kindly give you your money back for the Madkap LP I sent you in '99.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    f*cking while someone is on their period is not weird. b, 21b, 21Who knew Strut was all lights off + missionary? Wow.
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