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Worst thing a person ever said to you in bed

canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
edited August 2007 in Strut Central
"No sneaky hands[/b]"
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  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    THE NASTY MAN STRIKES AGAIN
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,418 Posts
    "No sneaky hands[/b]"

    ew
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    "Wow! A real live jew!"
  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
    "your hair is on fire!!!"
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    "your breaking my heart" peace, stein. . .
  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    "your breaking my heart" peace, stein. . .

    Thats one of the more sinister widegrins you've ever posted, 'stein...
  • rocco2nrrocco2nr 530 Posts
    "ive been with like 30 guys, but you were the best!"

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    This thread has potential for greatness.
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,418 Posts
    "ive been with like 30 guys, but you were the best!"


    nobody likes a bragger.
  • kwalitykwality 620 Posts
    "Too big!!!"


    Cheap shot I know, but someone had to get it out of the way. I've been lucky so far and haven't heard anything droop-worthy. Although when a girl told me how much she dug giving bj's I was a little freaked out. I got over it pretty quick though.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    "oh, shit - that's my boyfriend coming in!"

    "... I thought you said you broke up??"

    "We did - but we still live together ... "
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    This thread has potential for greatness.
    You have strange pillow talk, dude.
  • plkbrynplkbryn 159 Posts
    "don't worry if you breakout with red bumps tomorrow, they'll go away."
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    THE NASTY MAN STRIKES AGAIN
    how did you react when he said that to you?
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    This shit is tame, dudes. Step up your game. Here is some real sh*t:

    "you can only f*** me in the ass if you take off the condom"

    There was immediate droop.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    This shit is tame, dudes. Step up your game. Here is some real sh*t:

    "you can only f*** me in the ass if you take off the condom"

    There was immediate droop.


    Well, nobody likes the feeling of a condom in their ass.


    Right??


    Did she call you "less than a man" when you weren't down?
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    Did she call you "less than a man" when you weren't down?
    I asked her for a better argument than "just because" and she went home.
  • hugh_lucerohugh_lucero 485 Posts
    "lots of guys have tried that before but I don't feel anything so don't bother"
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    THE NASTY MAN STRIKES AGAIN
    how did you react when he said that to you?

    There was immediate droop.
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    "OMG what the hell!!!?!?"

    Followed by..

    "I'm sorry about that, I just didn't think there was going to be so much of it."

    10 points to whoever knows what I'm talking about.

    - spidey
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    "OMG what the hell!!!?!?"

    Followed by..

    "I'm sorry about that, I just didn't think there was going to be so much of it."

    10 points to whoever knows what I'm talking about.

    - spidey


    wild mane of pubes?
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    "your breaking my heart" peace, stein. . .

    Thats one of the more sinister widegrins you've ever posted, 'stein...

    yeah. . . i'm not too proud of that. but i ALWAYS use the grin.
    peace, stein. . .
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    "OMG what the hell!!!?!?"

    Followed by..

    "I'm sorry about that, I just didn't think there was going to be so much of it."

    10 points to whoever knows what I'm talking about.

    - spidey
    I will top this with three things I personally said in bed with the same girl on separate occasions.

    #1
    I proceed to go downtown and I see a candy wrapper (we were eating candy in her bed). I tug on the wrapper and feel sharp resistance. I suddenly realise it was her tampon string and I yell:
    "ah! I thought there was garbage down there!"

    #2
    "sorry, I just droolled a little bit"

    #3
    I am kissing her neck and suddenly it's very "sweaty" down there. I left my head to ask her why she is sweating so much and I realise why and say "My nose is bleeding and I just bled all over your neck and bed".

    She really hates me to this day, but not for that.
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    wild mane of pubes?

    I wish! A bit more embarassing actually.

    - spidey
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts

    #3
    I am kissing her neck and suddenly it's very "sweaty" down there. I left my head to ask her why she is sweating so much and I realise why and say "My nose is bleeding and I just bled all over your neck and bed".

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    I lack sexual tact.
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    #1
    I proceed to go downtown and I see a candy wrapper (we were eating candy in her bed). I tug on the wrapper and feel sharp resistance. I suddenly realise it was her tampon string and I yell:
    "ah! I thought there was garbage down there!"

    You are a true poet for that one.

    - spidey
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts

    "ah! I thought there was garbage down there!"

    Oh hell no!!! hahaha. I'm having a hard time thinking of any pre-coital situation that would merit the use of the word "garbage".
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts

    "ah! I thought there was garbage down there!"

    Oh hell no!!! hahaha. I'm having a hard time thinking of any pre-coital situation that would merit the use of the word "garbage".
    How about:

    "why don't we do that over there... you know... by the garbage."

    I got nothing.
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    "dont worry. it always does that"
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