In a drunken sex rampage I once told a girl I wished her mother could see her right now...even in my drunken state I had to pause to contemplate what the hell that meant.
oh my, how hard i laughed....at this thread, thankfully no one has said that in bed!!b, 21b, 21Worst i heard was a description of how i look when i sleep....amy winehouse's name was mentioned and i knew it was game over!! But all i think is what a fool for coming back for more!!ahahhahahaha......oooooooof!
i'll join in on the sleazefest, why not? img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sn.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21my top 5:b, 21b, 211. "I can't do this... the Lord is watching" img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ss.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 212. "You bloodied me, Phillip" img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oj.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 213. "I thought it was off... I didn't know! I am really sorry. I would have never let you do that if I knew it was still on" img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freeway.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 214. "ohh God... that stuff tastes AWFUL" img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/463.gif" alt="" 21 (pineapples are now a part of my daily diet)b, 21b, 215. "I'm not img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/green30sv.gif" alt="" 21 " (i wish i could explain this one but it would definitely be TMI IMHO)
Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.b, 21b, 21b/wb, 21b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good. b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headz.gif" alt="" 21
b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.b, 21b, 21Am I alone here?
b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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b, 21Am I alone here?
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21i'm sorry rerog but img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 for days.......and not in that dark knight img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 kinda way! img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohmyer1.gif" alt="" 21
b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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b, 21Am I alone here?
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font class="post"1that's called getting your 'red wings'.
b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Didn't seem too weird at the time...Just kinda going with the flow...b, 21b, 21ZING!!! b, 21b, 21img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bbb.gif" alt="" 21
font class="post"1b, 21b, 21LOL. b, 21b, 21I'm both amused and appalled at the idea that my sex life is more transgressive than some of you here. b, 21b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.
b, 21I'm both amused and appalled at the idea that my sex life is more transgressive than some of you here.
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b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Thanks for sticking up for us weirdos....I will now kindly give you your money back for the Madkap LP I sent you in '99.
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