Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
Hey,b, 21b, 21Here's one:b, 21b, 21-While providing me with oral pleasure, this babe said "I want it (the johnson) in me right now" (sans condom).b, 21b, 21I replied that I couldn't do that, which more or less, spoiled the mood. But, she came over next week for her "Friday night session" so it was all good.b, 21b, 21Some other ditties include:b, 21b, 21-"No, you can't put it in my ass." (My ex-fiancee wasn't down with the 3rd input).b, 21-"I'm not ready for this yet." (The femme fronted on givin' up the drawls on the 1-yard line; No means no, but I did eventually bone her on another occasion).b, 21-"Don't cum in my mouth." (Everyone loves a catcher, come on).b, 21-"That might be my ex-boyfriend." (Chick's response to my question of "Who's that" after hearing some loud banging on her apartment door at 6AM).b, 21-"Yes, honey!!!" (A woman's response to her 3-year old son's call of "Mommy" at her bedroom door. This totally ruined the blow job and made me feel like a creep).b, 21-"I'm sorry, I thought I was done" (My ex-fiancee mis-counted the days, if you know what I mean; Yuck-related and this definitely ended the session).b, 21b, 21Peace,b, 21b, 21Big Stacks from Kakalak
b, 21Whoa...20? Really? That right there is the real plot line to this thread people.
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b, 21Ha, well without making any presumptions about any of my fellow AZN brethren around here, statistically speaking, Asian Americans rank last among all ethnic groups in terms of age of first sexual encounter.
had a weekender once with this girl I met at a show back in my "playing in funk band days". anywho on day 2 after we did the do, we're talking in bed and she says b, 21b, 21"I have something to tell you.......I used to be a prostitute" b, 21b, 21For a second I was buggin but then I was like "I'm glad your not anymore cuz I'm broke as fusk"
I have learned a thing or 2 when women have spoken up to me in bed:b, 21b, 21"don't pet the dog and then put your fingers in my p***y without washing your hands first, what the f*ck is wrong with you?"b, 21b, 21True.b, 21b, 21And in terms of that time of the month, hell yeah most women tend to get much more in the mood right before and sometimes during- put a towel down like o-dub said, it ain't no thang and the ride is soooo smooth.
b, 21And in terms of that time of the month, hell yeah most women tend to get much more in the mood right before and sometimes during- put a towel down like o-dub said, it ain't no thang and the ride is soooo smooth.
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font class="post"1b, 21So very true with every lady I've encountered so far.b, 21b/wb, 21img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/2wejwj9.jpg" width=50%1
Can't say I've ever been particularly thrown by anything a lady has said to me in bed. I did, however, call an ex the wrong name whilst doing the do. Her name was Wendy, and I called her Emily. b, 21b, 21Twice. On two different occasions.b, 21b, 21b, 21I don't even know anyone named Emily. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21
b, 21I'm trying to figure this one out and decided better not to try.
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b, 21Aunt Flo. Coming to town. You know.
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b, 21I thought she was talking about a video camera!
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21You know what? I'm not so sure anymore. I initially read the line as "I thought [u]I/u1/b1 was off." Now we all need a clarification.
I actually just finished reading in cosmo (no judgement) about this and there have been studies and they say at least 20% of laydee's experience heightened sex drives, and ONLY 1 in 5 chicks didn't want sex at that time!!b, 21b, 21So guess it is rather common and although they didn't recommend using teeth, they did give the thumbs up for oral sex if you didn't feel like sexsex!b, 21So there you have it.....
b, 21I actually just finished reading in cosmo (no judgement)
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21on 2nd thoughts....that would have been a totally awesome worst thing ever said in bed!!!!b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21 b1RENT INCREASED/b1 b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21 haha...
It takes more than a little bit of old uteran lining to keep me out of the lake, if you catch my drift. I'm in it face first too.
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b, 21 It takes more than a little bit of old uteran lining to keep me out of the lake, if you catch my drift. I'm in it face first too.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Yo,b, 21b, 21You're a nas-tay muthafucka!!! Ewwwwwwwww!!!! I can't get down with Aunt Flo, I prefer to wait until she leaves.b, 21b, 21Peace,b, 21b, 21Big Stacks from Kakalak
b, 21 It takes more than a little bit of old uteran lining to keep me out of the lake, if you catch my drift. I'm in it face first too.
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b, 21You're a nas-tay muthafucka!!! Ewwwwwwwww!!!! I can't get down with Aunt Flo, I prefer to wait until she leaves.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I don't have a problem with "Aunt Flo" but "old uteran lining" isn't exactly putting the wind in my sails.
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Hey,b, 21b, 21I forgot about this one:b, 21b, 21-"You gotta go before my daughter wakes up in the morning." (This sistah didn't want her little girl to see a man comin' outta mommy's room. I understand, but I was trying to get a little "morning delight" before I bounced).b, 21b, 21Peace,b, 21b, 21Big Stacks from Kakalak
b, 21hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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b, 21Nope.
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b, 21And I don't even drink.
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b, 21My man Herm! I knew we had a bond!
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