Worst thing a person ever said to you in bed

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  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
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    b, 21 I hardly knew ye.
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    b, 21LOL.
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    b, 21I'm both amused and appalled at the idea that my sex life is more transgressive than some of you here.
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    b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I was joshing. Totally joshing. (but someone should post that O-Dub yearbook sweater pic nonetheless)

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    "I'm going to have to get tested before I have unprotected sex with you."b, 21:melt"b, 21good thing he turned out cleanb, 21b, 21My ex-guy's bed is always covered in dog hair and vinyl, and I couldn't even step of bed to flip a record without almost stepping on a raer. Dog hairs all over my clothing are strange reminders, especially if it makes you realize how long it's been since you've done laundry. When I come home from college with a month worth of dirty clothes, my nosy mother digs through it and asks "Is this pet hair?" (I have no pets of my own.) It's annoying and kind of gross.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    b, 21LOL.
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    b, 21I'm both amused and appalled at the idea that my sex life is more transgressive than some of you here.
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    b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.
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    b, 21I was joshing. Totally joshing. (but someone should post that O-Dub yearbook sweater pic nonetheless)
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Oh man, you cannot imagine. BAD (and I mean, simply TERRIBLE) glasses + braces. b, 21b, 21No joke. b, 21b, 21There's a reason I didn't even cop a kiss off a girl until I was 20.

  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
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    f*cking while someone is on their period is not weird. b, 21b, 21Who knew Strut was all lights off + missionary? Wow. b, 21b, 21h, 21
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  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
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    b, 21LOL.
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    b, 21I'm both amused and appalled at the idea that my sex life is more transgressive than some of you here.
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    b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.
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    b, 21I was joshing. Totally joshing. (but someone should post that O-Dub yearbook sweater pic nonetheless)
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    b, 21Oh man, you
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  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    b, 21Whoa...20? Really? That right there is the real plot line to this thread people.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Ha, well without making any presumptions about any of my fellow AZN brethren around here, statistically speaking, Asian Americans rank last among all ethnic groups in terms of age of first sexual encounter. b, 21b, 21So basically, I'm blaming racism img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" 21

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    f*cking while someone is on their period is not weird. b, 21b, 21Who knew Strut was all lights off + missionary? Wow. b, 21b, 21h, 21
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    b, 21I don't think so either...tongue in cheek, buddy.
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    b, 21It's all spotlights + strap-ons over here.
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  • Why you gotta do Brian like that?

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
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    b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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    b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
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    b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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    b, 21i'm sorry rerog but
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I'm going to have to agree with Selina. Auntie Flo kind of spoils the mood for me. Making him wait 4 to 6 days is more fun. b, 21b, 21Worst thing I've probably ever said in bed:b, 21b, 21"If you do that, I'm going to break the tone arm of your vintage portable." He LOLed, though.

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    b, 21There's a reason I didn't even cop a kiss off a girl until I was 20.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21O's late night confessions.

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    b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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    b, 21b/w
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    b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
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    b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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    b, 21i'm sorry rerog but
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    img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 for days.......and not in that dark knight
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    b, 21I'm going to have to agree with Selina. Auntie Flo kind of spoils the mood for me. Making him wait 4 to 6 days is more fun.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21yeah i think that's more the point when it's that "fun time of month"......never really feel less sexy or more gross at that point, so sexy time is the lllllllllllllllllllllast thing on my mind.....b, 21but each to their own....pulling out tampons with teeth is too much for me tho!! Did like your ZING earlier tho rerog!!

  • Vector 9, eradicated 37,000 interdementional aliens today.... we???re going to have to cut that gum out of your hair. "I've been married for 6 years" and I love him but the sex is dead. Transmission out. Destroy message immediately. CIA is on to us.

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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headz.gif" alt="" 21 ahahahhahahhahahahhahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    b, 21There's a reason I didn't even cop a kiss off a girl until I was 20.
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    b, 21O's late night confessions.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21And then there was that one time at band camp...

  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
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    b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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    b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
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    b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
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    b, 21i'm sorry rerog but
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    b, 21I'm going to have to agree with Selina. Auntie Flo kind of spoils the mood for me. Making him wait 4 to 6 days is more fun.
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    b, 21Worst thing I've probably ever said in bed:
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    b, 21"If you do that, I'm going to break the tone arm of your vintage portable." He LOLed, though.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Weird...the last girl I was with got more in the mood that time of the month...and when she was hungover...hmm...Maybe I just need to date a normal girl so one day soon I can post in that "post a pic of your kid" thread.

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    b, 21Maybe I just need to date a normal girl so one day soon I can post in that "post a pic of your kid" thread.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21that's why you ain't got no kids. The river is taking your fish downstream.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
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  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    "Daddy, stop hurting Mummy"

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  • dayday 9,611 Posts
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    b, 21It's a very odd thing but i have also found and friends have said the same thing, that more male attention seems to come just b4........is very bizaaaaaar!!
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Yep. And I'm always a day late and a towel short.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Hormones can be a wonderful thing.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    b, 21It's a very odd thing but i have also found and friends have said the same thing, that more male attention seems to come just b4........is very bizaaaaaar!!
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    b, 21Yep. And I'm always a day late and a towel short.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21That sounds like a James Taylor song, or is it just me...b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21hey, do y'all really pull out tampons with your teeth when you're drunk? i've got no problem wading through the fruit punch rapids, but yanking the plug yourself? img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lvl.gif" alt="" 21 i'm assuming you're just kidding around, but you never know around here...

  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
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    b, 21Maybe I just need to date a normal girl so one day soon I can post in that "post a pic of your kid" thread.
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    b, 21that's why you ain't got no kids. The river is taking your fish downstream.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Post onion...so many layers.

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    b, 21Yep. And I'm always a day late and a towel short.
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    b, 21hey, do y'all really pull out tampons with your teeth when you're drunk? i've got no problem wading through the fruit punch rapids, but yanking the plug yourself?
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Yep...really did it....also, hittin it with a tampon in and then going deep sea fishing to dig it out with your fingers when it's all jammed inside is something else I've done.b, 21b, 21And I haven't even gotten to the weirdest stories.

  • "are you eating a pastrami sandwich while watching a portable tv?"

  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    Joan Rivers said that a dude faked an orgasm with her by spitting on her back while hitting it doggie...Awesome.

  • this thread has so many laughs. it should be a go-to for a sad day.

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  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
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