b, 21I'm both amused and appalled at the idea that my sex life is more transgressive than some of you here.
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b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I was joshing. Totally joshing. (but someone should post that O-Dub yearbook sweater pic nonetheless)
"I'm going to have to get tested before I have unprotected sex with you."b, 21:melt"b, 21good thing he turned out cleanb, 21b, 21My ex-guy's bed is always covered in dog hair and vinyl, and I couldn't even step of bed to flip a record without almost stepping on a raer. Dog hairs all over my clothing are strange reminders, especially if it makes you realize how long it's been since you've done laundry. When I come home from college with a month worth of dirty clothes, my nosy mother digs through it and asks "Is this pet hair?" (I have no pets of my own.) It's annoying and kind of gross.
b, 21I'm both amused and appalled at the idea that my sex life is more transgressive than some of you here.
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b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.
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b, 21I was joshing. Totally joshing. (but someone should post that O-Dub yearbook sweater pic nonetheless)
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Oh man, you cannot imagine. BAD (and I mean, simply TERRIBLE) glasses + braces. b, 21b, 21No joke. b, 21b, 21There's a reason I didn't even cop a kiss off a girl until I was 20.
b, 21I'm both amused and appalled at the idea that my sex life is more transgressive than some of you here.
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b, 21For real, considering how messy sex is in general, I'm kind of amazed how squemish some of you dudes are. Not like I got a fetish for it (and no, no drunken-pulling-of-tampon-with-teeth) but seriously, it's no big deal.
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b, 21I was joshing. Totally joshing. (but someone should post that O-Dub yearbook sweater pic nonetheless)
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Whoa...20? Really? That right there is the real plot line to this thread people.
b, 21Whoa...20? Really? That right there is the real plot line to this thread people.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Ha, well without making any presumptions about any of my fellow AZN brethren around here, statistically speaking, Asian Americans rank last among all ethnic groups in terms of age of first sexual encounter. b, 21b, 21So basically, I'm blaming racism img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" 21
b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I'm going to have to agree with Selina. Auntie Flo kind of spoils the mood for me. Making him wait 4 to 6 days is more fun. b, 21b, 21Worst thing I've probably ever said in bed:b, 21b, 21"If you do that, I'm going to break the tone arm of your vintage portable." He LOLed, though.
b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
b, 21I'm going to have to agree with Selina. Auntie Flo kind of spoils the mood for me. Making him wait 4 to 6 days is more fun.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21yeah i think that's more the point when it's that "fun time of month"......never really feel less sexy or more gross at that point, so sexy time is the lllllllllllllllllllllast thing on my mind.....b, 21but each to their own....pulling out tampons with teeth is too much for me tho!! Did like your ZING earlier tho rerog!!
Vector 9, eradicated 37,000 interdementional aliens today.... we???re going to have to cut that gum out of your hair. "I've been married for 6 years" and I love him but the sex is dead. Transmission out. Destroy message immediately. CIA is on to us.
b, 21Ah, didn't occur to me that one could compare a period to a faucet.
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b, 21Am I the only one here who doesn't find sex during a period to be that distasteful? None of my partners ever did either. Just put down a towel and it's all good.
b, 21I've never cared and I never met a girl who did either...hell, while I'm drunk, I'll tell you dudes I've even "done that" while "she was". Pulled tampons out with my teeth and shit.
b, 21I'm going to have to agree with Selina. Auntie Flo kind of spoils the mood for me. Making him wait 4 to 6 days is more fun.
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b, 21Worst thing I've probably ever said in bed:
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b, 21"If you do that, I'm going to break the tone arm of your vintage portable." He LOLed, though.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Weird...the last girl I was with got more in the mood that time of the month...and when she was hungover...hmm...Maybe I just need to date a normal girl so one day soon I can post in that "post a pic of your kid" thread.
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b, 21This has been pretty common in my experience.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b4 and after.....not during!! b, 21It's a very odd thing but i have also found and friends have said the same thing, that more male attention seems to come just b4........is very bizaaaaaar!!
b, 21It's a very odd thing but i have also found and friends have said the same thing, that more male attention seems to come just b4........is very bizaaaaaar!!
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b, 21b4 and after.....not during!!
b, 21It's a very odd thing but i have also found and friends have said the same thing, that more male attention seems to come just b4........is very bizaaaaaar!!
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Hormones can be a wonderful thing.
b, 21It's a very odd thing but i have also found and friends have said the same thing, that more male attention seems to come just b4........is very bizaaaaaar!!
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b, 21Yep. And I'm always a day late and a towel short.
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b, 21It's a very odd thing but i have also found and friends have said the same thing, that more male attention seems to come just b4........is very bizaaaaaar!!
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b, 21Yep. And I'm always a day late and a towel short.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21That sounds like a James Taylor song, or is it just me...b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21hey, do y'all really pull out tampons with your teeth when you're drunk? i've got no problem wading through the fruit punch rapids, but yanking the plug yourself? img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lvl.gif" alt="" 21 i'm assuming you're just kidding around, but you never know around here...
b, 21It's a very odd thing but i have also found and friends have said the same thing, that more male attention seems to come just b4........is very bizaaaaaar!!
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b, 21Yep. And I'm always a day late and a towel short.
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b, 21That sounds like a James Taylor song, or is it just me...
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b, 21hey, do y'all really pull out tampons with your teeth when you're drunk? i've got no problem wading through the fruit punch rapids, but yanking the plug yourself?
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Yep...really did it....also, hittin it with a tampon in and then going deep sea fishing to dig it out with your fingers when it's all jammed inside is something else I've done.b, 21b, 21And I haven't even gotten to the weirdest stories.
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