haha. for like 4 years. i'll never tell. and to be honest, i like darcy a lot and i think she is super tallented and I like her family a lot too so I dont want to say anything bad about her. it just wasnt meant to be.
Not booty related, but I was having a violent dream one night while in bed with the girl, and when I woke up, I had her in a choke hold. I went back to sleep, and resumed my violent dream, and again, woke up with her in a choke hold.
I switched on the light and saw that her whole face was distorted. Took me awhile to figure out that she had just dislocated her jawbone. I was "holy shit, should I call for an ambulance?" she shook her head going "hnnn,hnnn,hnnn" so I just grabed her jaw and snapped it back into place..
I switched on the light and saw that her whole face was distorted. Took me awhile to figure out that she had just dislocated her jawbone. I was "holy shit, should I call for an ambulance?" she shook her head going "hnnn,hnnn,hnnn" so I just grabed her jaw and snapped it back into place..
Yeah, that's just kind of confusing. And a bit egotistical, wouldn't you say?
I can't think of anything truly awful that's been said to me in bed. The only contender I can come up with offhand is, "Ow! Wrong hole!" But that actually turned out to be kind of funny and a bit of a running joke.
same girl - grad student in english - 3 separate occasions
basically giving me compliments, but, dag, i didn't think ppl for real said this kinda stuff to each other with a straight face!!
1)"yum" 2) "i'm sure you're an excellent lover.........i can't let you have sex with me tonight" 3) her: "hot" me: "what?" her: "hot. you know hot, sexy, e r o t i c!"
not me, but one of best friends was having sex with girlfriend and while going doggy style yelled out "THIS AIN'T NO BANK ROBBERY" in his best Denzel voice.
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no shit! i also had this experience once.
girl had this kinda
that was some heavy shit.
haha. for like 4 years. i'll never tell. and to be honest, i like darcy a lot and i think she is super tallented and I like her family a lot too so I dont want to say anything bad about her. it just wasnt meant to be.
"Don't tell me she was an undercover cop, out to catch johns"
Haha, LITERAL breakface.
This was not said to me! My friend's college roomate said it to her boyfriend after yet another premature ejac.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
thank god the tests came up negative
Yeah, that's just kind of confusing. And a bit egotistical, wouldn't you say?
I can't think of anything truly awful that's been said to me in bed. The only contender I can come up with offhand is, "Ow! Wrong hole!" But that actually turned out to be kind of funny and a bit of a running joke.
no kidding, regular testing is how I roll nowadays.
The really sick thing is that she apparently tries to purposely pass this shit on purpose.
"you were satisfied......right?"
"Wow. That WAS quick."
"What's yer name again??"
...in mid-deed...
Nothing too controversial: "AHHHHHH"
Girlie fell off the horse on that reverse cowgirl, and busted her knee.
her "oh, i didnt tell you i was on my period?"
basically giving me compliments, but, dag, i didn't think ppl for real said this kinda stuff to each other with a straight face!!
1)"yum"
2) "i'm sure you're an excellent lover.........i can't let you have sex with me tonight"
3) her: "hot"
me: "what?"
her: "hot. you know hot, sexy, e r o t i c!"