Modern Soul TTLAB Review is Salty Referential

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  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    You look like a cross between Will Smith and a monkey hommie.


    Hatters coast to coast mourn character limits on potential Soulstrut title purchases.

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    You look like a cross between Will Smith and a monkey hommie.


    Hatters coast to coast mourn character limits on potential Soulstrut title purchases.

    I was totally gonna buy you "groovin in peruvian" but then I realized i have better things to spend my money on like dr. pepper.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    Jamiroquai all night. I wish there was a Jamiroquai night like every week.

    sosuspectrightnow

    What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.

    You are not real.

    Oh, but he is.

    Feel him.

    You are the last guy that should be criticizing someone's taste in music.

    Is that a fact, Soundbombing?

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Simon is doing his thing. IMO he's a great and talented writer, smart, and funny. If you fucking cocksuckers get all bent out of shape because of what he writes for a goddamned record review on an online record store, maybe you should realize that you have bigger fucking problems with your own selves.

  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    p.s., threads like this is why I am loyal to soulstrut. PARTY ON!

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Who has that picture of rapedonkeys where he's got horrible acne and massive neck hair and he's makin the doofiest face ever? hahahahaha Somebody post that shit up. Comedy!

    Why don't you stop worrying about what the guy looks like and start worrying about your sorry ass record collection.

    Or better yet, post a picture of yourself hot stuff.









    Seriously, wtf?
    You new york hipsters crack me up. And dude, you are one to talk. You look like a cross between Will Smith and a monkey hommie. And you are a cocky, arrogant, know it all to boot. I know that might be hard to handle since you are gods gift to everything douchebag.

    Unreal...

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    tepid

  • ayresayres 1,452 Posts
    You look like a cross between Will Smith and a monkey hommie.


    Hatters coast to coast mourn character limits on potential Soulstrut title purchases.

    This thread RULES!!


  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    thanks for the loc diz. my feelings exact

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Simon is doing his thing. IMO he's a great and talented writer, smart, and funny. If you fucking cocksuckers get all bent out of shape because of what he writes for a goddamned record review on an online record store, maybe you should realize that you have bigger fucking problems with your own selves.

    Not true!

    I know that if S***n would just be quiet I could at last achieve a zen-like state of inner fulfillment! He is the lone obstactle in my path to happiness and personal actualization!

  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    Simon is doing his thing. IMO he's a great and talented writer, smart, and funny. If you fucking cocksuckers get all bent out of shape because of what he writes for a goddamned record review on an online record store, maybe you should realize that you have bigger fucking problems with your own selves.


    I'm assuming that wasn't directed at me, but just in case I feel like I should throw out a "FUCK YOU!".... And also at the same a retraction in case it wasn't for me but I'm not around later to take it back.

    Then again, that leaves me right back where I started..... Life is complicated.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Simon is doing his thing. IMO he's a great and talented writer, smart, and funny. If you fucking cocksuckers get all bent out of shape because of what he writes for a goddamned record review on an online record store, maybe you should realize that you have bigger fucking problems with your own selves.

    Not true!

    I know that if S***n would just be quiet I could at last achieve a zen-like state of inner fulfillment! He is the lone obstactle in my path to happiness and personal actualization!

    Oh yeah, my bad. YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!!!


  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    tepid

    Still waiting on that pic hommie... I want to crack jokes too!

    Or is that something only you can do when you're sitting at your desk, playing with yourself under the keyboard, and throwing darts at my picture?

  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    All I know is is that Fatback is comin correct with the Lime-Aid/Vodka talk...if you mix the lime aid on the strong side(86 one of the cans of water) you have the makins for a top shelf Vodka gimlet...also I like TTL, they put stickers and shit in their packages...and they always write MEMPHIS!!!!! in big letters on the box.

  • VitaminVitamin 631 Posts

    Jamiroquai all night. I wish there was a Jamiroquai night like every week.

    sosuspectrightnow

    What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.

    You are not real.

    Oh, but he is.

    Feel him.

    You are the last guy that should be criticizing someone's taste in music.

    Is that a fact, Soundbombing?

    Exactly. And a whole lot of other suspect opinions that you dash off on this forum. Now a lot of people reading you are gonna buy it cause you're a big shot New York music lawyer and assume you know what's real. But I see through it, holmes. Just sayin.

  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    Also, I thought only british people were named S*mon.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Also, I thought only british people were named S*mon.

    That is not true, but it is true that he loikes to do drawrings.

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    I'm with Dizzy & Daze - this thread is SoulStrut at its finest.

    Back on topic: I pretty much will buy any record on Prelude (I really like Rod: "Do the Boogaloo") but those Nick Straker joints are kinda weak. Great name though. Did he have a career in adventure fiction or porn?

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Also, I thought only Mexicans said S*mon.

  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Also, I thought only british people were named S*mon.



    That is not true, but it is true that he loikes to do drawrings.




  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    I really like Rod


    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    Also, I thought only british people were named S*mon.

    That is not true, but it is true that he loikes to do drawrings.

    Could you imagine naming your kid S*mon, star and all? that would be crazy, like "yeah, its spelled S-Star-M-O-N". or would it be "S-Asterisk-M-O-N", and then be all like "its pronounced "POP".

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    Simon is doing his thing. IMO he's a great and talented writer, smart, and funny.



    I agree.



    BUt how does this...



    If you fucking cocksuckers get all bent out of shape because of what he writes for a goddamned record review on an online record store...



    take us to this...



    maybe you should realize that you have bigger fucking problems with your own selves.



    ?








  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Simon is doing his thing. IMO he's a great and talented writer, smart, and funny. If you fucking cocksuckers get all bent out of shape because of what he writes for a goddamned record review on an online record store, maybe you should realize that you have bigger fucking problems with your own selves.


    I'm assuming that wasn't directed at me, but just in case I feel like I should throw out a "FUCK YOU!".... And also at the same a retraction in case it wasn't for me but I'm not around later to take it back.

    Then again, that leaves me right back where I started..... Life is complicated.

    OOOF...

    No that wasn't at you Diz. Well maybe the first part, cause you said you don't like his writing and I do. But that's cool... it's not like your on the internets "WAH WAH WAH" about him like other people*[/b]. But once I started in with the "cocksuckers" you know that's got nothing to do with you... at least I HOPE not.

    *[/b]And honestly I don't know who those other people are, cause I haven't even really read this thread in whole, I just know that people HAT on dude big time, and I don't understand why. Dude does his thing. Historically people have gotten so fucking SWOLL over dude and I jsut don't understand why. And then I think it's because if you have enough venom in you to get worked up over something like THIS then you have bigger problems.

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Simon is doing his thing. IMO he's a great and talented writer, smart, and funny.

    I agree.

    BUt how does this...

    If you fucking cocksuckers get all bent out of shape because of what he writes for a goddamned record review on an online record store...

    takes us to this...

    maybe you should realize that you have bigger fucking problems with your own selves.

    ?





    dude is so focused in his cussing game right now...

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Who has that picture of rapedonkeys where he's got horrible acne and massive neck hair and he's makin the doofiest face ever? hahahahaha Somebody post that shit up. Comedy!

    Why don't you stop worrying about what the guy looks like and start worrying about your sorry ass record collection.

    Or better yet, post a picture of yourself hot stuff.









    Seriously, wtf?
    You new york hipsters crack me up. And dude, you are one to talk. You look like a cross between Will Smith and a monkey hommie. And you are a cocky, arrogant, know it all to boot. I know that might be hard to handle since you are gods gift to everything douchebag.

    Unreal...

    Dear young boss,

    I am growing increasingly concerned about your state of comebacks. I used to look up to you and idolize your style. I mean I would sit in my room looking out at the real world thinking "man JP must be so fucking dope. He's hard as fuck" but lately I've been feeling dissapointment while looking at your responses. I am truly starting to worry and hope that there is nothing wrong. Hopefully your just groggy and soon you will wake up and become the glorious Sonathan I came to know and love.

    your loyal fan

    -Guzzo

    PS

    this thread rules

  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    Simon is doing his thing. IMO he's a great and talented writer, smart, and funny. If you fucking cocksuckers get all bent out of shape because of what he writes for a goddamned record review on an online record store, maybe you should realize that you have bigger fucking problems with your own selves.


    I'm assuming that wasn't directed at me, but just in case I feel like I should throw out a "FUCK YOU!".... And also at the same a retraction in case it wasn't for me but I'm not around later to take it back.

    Then again, that leaves me right back where I started..... Life is complicated.

    OOOF...

    No that wasn't at you Diz. Well maybe the first part, cause you said you don't like his writing and I do. But that's cool... it's not like your on the internets "WAH WAH WAH" about him like other people*[/b]. But once I started in with the "cocksuckers" you know that's got nothing to do with you... at least I HOPE not.

    *[/b]And honestly I don't know who those other people are, cause I haven't even really read this thread in whole, I just know that people HAT on dude big time, and I don't understand why. Dude does his thing. Historically people have gotten so fucking SWOLL over dude and I jsut don't understand why. And then I think it's because if you have enough venom in you to get worked up over something like THIS then you have bigger problems.

    Well, I was hoping you weren't calling me a cocksucker, since we both agreed that that one time was going to just be "our little secret".....

    I'm sure we can all agree that this thread is entertaining as shit right now though.

    I'd like to step this up a notch though.

    I've seen Guzzo and Donkey standing next to each other in broad daylight, and I would definitely say that there are some similarities. You know how in movies the bad guy always tells the good guy "you know, we're really just the same.. you and me..." and blah blah blah.....

    Well chew on this. Donkey is lashing out against his inner Guzzo, while at the same time Guzzo is rebelling against his inner Donkey.

    What we have here is more than just a battle of wit and words. What this is... is a battle for DESTINY.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Simon is doing his thing. IMO he's a great and talented writer, smart, and funny.

    I agree.

    BUt how does this...

    If you fucking cocksuckers get all bent out of shape because of what he writes for a goddamned record review on an online record store...

    takes us to this...

    maybe you should realize that you have bigger fucking problems with your own selves.

    ?


    Because IMO[/b] Frank, I just think it's petty, childish and a waste of energy and time.

    It's like

    a) I'm hating on a record review, and not like "I don't like this record review" but more like "Let me ACTIVELY hate on this record review.

    or

    b) I'm hating on Simon, and not like "I don't like this guy's writing" but more like "Let me ACTIVELY hate on Simon."

    If that's where a motherfucker's energy and focus is gonna go then YES, IMO I feel as though that person has bigger problems.

    And it's shit like THIS, nothing else, that makes THIS MOTHERFUCKER want to say peace to this board.

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    nah dude. this shit is funny. and i'm sure rape_simon eats it up.





    ps-i have problems.

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    And it's shit like THIS, nothing else, that makes THIS MOTHERFUCKER want to say peace to this board.


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    you are my cussing contemporary, no scratch that, you are my cussing idol, I strive to cuss like you, don't say that shit motherfucker.
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