Who has that picture of rapedonkeys where he's got horrible acne and massive neck hair and he's makin the doofiest face ever? hahahahaha Somebody post that shit up. Comedy!
Jamiroquai all night. I wish there was a Jamiroquai night like every week.
sosuspectrightnow
What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.
Who has that picture of rapedonkeys where he's got horrible acne and massive neck hair and he's makin the doofiest face ever? hahahahaha Somebody post that shit up. Comedy!
Why don't you stop worrying about what the guy looks like and start worrying about your sorry ass record collection.
Or better yet, post a picture of yourself hot stuff.
Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.
No, I will not "feel you"
And the fact that a sufficient number of British people like Jamiroquai for dude to buy a Ferrari doesn't mean sh!t to me (no offense to my British dudes).
I mean, really, why would you pollute your earholes with that pap when recordings by the artists that he shamelessy bites remain available?
I was under the delusion that writing about things other than how the record sounds were ancillary to the review.
that's what the sound clips are for
so the text reviews on the site are for what?
mostly to keep people coming back to the site. most of the reviews there are straight ahead. the funny reviews are to keep it from being too dry, like every other online music retailer
What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.
Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl = panty dropper. Plus, ever since Napolean Dynamite came out, you can play Canned Heat and people instantly lose their minds while a few try to accompany it with 'the dance'.
Jamiroquai all night. I wish there was a Jamiroquai night like every week.
sosuspectrightnow
What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.
I was under the delusion that writing about things other than how the record sounds were ancillary to the review.
that's what the sound clips are for
so the text reviews on the site are for what?
Their reviews sell records.
Think about their clietelle- it's not people like you. They are most likely comprised of high school-college age men who laugh at the reviews and buy the records. Not diggers.
I also hate the reviews, used to buy records there and have almost completely stopped. But if their sales are up, then who am I? Inconsequential.
Jamiroquai all night. I wish there was a Jamiroquai night like every week.
sosuspectrightnow
What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.
Who has that picture of rapedonkeys where he's got horrible acne and massive neck hair and he's makin the doofiest face ever? hahahahaha Somebody post that shit up. Comedy!
Why don't you stop worrying about what the guy looks like and start worrying about your sorry ass record collection.
Or better yet, post a picture of yourself hot stuff.
Seriously, wtf?
You new york hipsters crack me up. And dude, you are one to talk. You look like a cross between Will Smith and a monkey hommie. And you are a cocky, arrogant, know it all to boot. I know that might be hard to handle since you are gods gift to everything douchebag.
Who has that picture of rapedonkeys where he's got horrible acne and massive neck hair and he's makin the doofiest face ever? hahahahaha Somebody post that shit up. Comedy!
Why don't you stop worrying about what the guy looks like and start worrying about your sorry ass record collection.
Or better yet, post a picture of yourself hot stuff.
Seriously, wtf?
You new york hipsters crack me up. And dude, you are one to talk. You look like a cross between Will Smith and a monkey hommie. And you are a cocky, arrogant, know it all to boot. I know that might be hard to handle since you are gods gift to everything douchebag.
These hatters cannot be real. Wow, what a crackhead.
Who has that picture of rapedonkeys where he's got horrible acne and massive neck hair and he's makin the doofiest face ever? hahahahaha Somebody post that shit up. Comedy!
Why don't you stop worrying about what the guy looks like and start worrying about your sorry ass record collection.
Or better yet, post a picture of yourself hot stuff.
Seriously, wtf?
You new york hipsters crack me up. And dude, you are one to talk. You look like a cross between Will Smith and a monkey hommie. And you are a cocky, arrogant, know it all to boot. I know that might be hard to handle since you are gods gift to everything douchebag.
Jamiroquai all night. I wish there was a Jamiroquai night like every week.
sosuspectrightnow
What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.
You are not real.
Oh, but he is.
Feel him.
You are the last guy that should be criticizing someone's taste in music.
Jamiroquai all night. I wish there was a Jamiroquai night like every week.
sosuspectrightnow
What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.
Jamiroquai all night. I wish there was a Jamiroquai night like every week.
sosuspectrightnow
What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.
You are not real.
Oh, but he is.
Feel him.
You are the last guy that should be criticizing someone's taste in music.
I was under the delusion that writing about things other than how the record sounds were ancillary to the review.
that's what the sound clips are for
so the text reviews on the site are for what?
Their reviews sell records.
Is that really even possible?? Who buys a record without ever hearing it? Especially with the shipping prices....?!
When I go to TTL I scan the reviews, maybe, but mostly i just click on the sound links to see what shit sounds like. I cant imagine somebody being like "oh how cool and ironic, this guy called me a digger fag, I think I will buy this record becauase I want to be cool too." puuuhhhhlease.
I could give a shit about what Adam or RD say about modern soul, respectively.
But since we are all bitching about RD (or nut hugging) let me say, dear S*mon, its sounds like you are trying a little toooooo hard. Like the case of the Castratos, the best way to hit a solid high note is to cut your nuts off, you know what I mean?
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Thank god!
that's what the sound clips are for
sosuspectrightnow
What's suspect about Jamiroquai? I like his whole style. His hat, the didjeradoo, dude's DJ, everything about that dude is dude. Feel me. And it's not just me. Lot's of people like Jamiroquai, that's why he's driving new Ferarris off his album sales.
Why don't you stop worrying about what the guy looks like and start worrying about your sorry ass record collection.
Or better yet, post a picture of yourself hot stuff.
Seriously, wtf?
tell me they have sound clips? ok. sorry but a 20 sec needle drop tells me even less than simons ruminations about his neighbors--however funny.
They have sound clips.
Frank do you really need to know about what "Don't Stop The Music" sounds like? In words or in music?
This thread is BEYOND fucking ridiculous.
No, I will not "feel you"
And the fact that a sufficient number of British people like Jamiroquai for dude to buy a Ferrari doesn't mean sh!t to me (no offense to my British dudes).
I mean, really, why would you pollute your earholes with that pap when recordings by the artists that he shamelessy bites remain available?
so the text reviews on the site are for what?
yes
mostly to keep people coming back to the site. most of the reviews there are straight ahead. the funny reviews are to keep it from being too dry, like every other online music retailer
Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl = panty dropper. Plus, ever since Napolean Dynamite came out, you can play Canned Heat and people instantly lose their minds while a few try to accompany it with 'the dance'.
DJ Ferrari
Ha... I've had people ask me what Jamiroquai song was playing while playing Eddie Kendricks.
You are not real.
Their reviews sell records.
Think about their clietelle- it's not people like you. They are most likely comprised of high school-college age men who laugh at the reviews and buy the records. Not diggers.
I also hate the reviews, used to buy records there and have almost completely stopped. But if their sales are up, then who am I? Inconsequential.
I was waiting for that
Oh, but he is.
Feel him.
That's why I love Jamerquioiea (never even heard them) because when some turd(s)requests them, i can play Brass COnstruction or whatever.
These hatters cannot be real. Wow, what a crackhead.
what's your mailing address?
You are the last guy that should be criticizing someone's taste in music.
Time warp alert! 1997 is the new 2005!
No, Shig is the last "guy" who should be criticizing someone's taste in juice
Is that really even possible?? Who buys a record without ever hearing it? Especially with the shipping prices....?!
When I go to TTL I scan the reviews, maybe, but mostly i just click on the sound links to see what shit sounds like. I cant imagine somebody being like "oh how cool and ironic, this guy called me a digger fag, I think I will buy this record becauase I want to be cool too." puuuhhhhlease.
I could give a shit about what Adam or RD say about modern soul, respectively.
But since we are all bitching about RD (or nut hugging) let me say, dear S*mon, its sounds like you are trying a little toooooo hard. Like the case of the Castratos, the best way to hit a solid high note is to cut your nuts off, you know what I mean?