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  • per0per0 152 Posts
    May I have the Strut Fantasy Prem League code please?

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    It's somewhere in this thread.. posted not too long ago iirc.

    Otherwise you might have to wait till morning.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    per0 said:
    May I have the Strut Fantasy Prem League code please?

    Code to join this league: 265932-71851

    :beerbang:

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Dudes we nearing 8000 posts

    Respect

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts


    can't remember what the last one got to before it died..

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    Last one must have passed 1000, surely? Probably what caused the board to crash & re-set.

    I was in a cafe the other week and ordered double burger and a sausage.

    The lady behind the counter picked up the frozen burgers and placed one under each arm, I said what are you doing that for?

    She said IÔÇÖm thawing them out.

    I said cancel that sausage.

  • J i m s t e r said:
    per0 said:
    May I have the Strut Fantasy Prem League code please?

    Code to join this league: 265932-71851

    :beerbang:

    how does fantasy FOOTBALL actually work? never done it. does it require rigorous attention like other rotisserie sports?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Not really. Stay in budget. There's no draft pick.
    Then beat Duder. The end.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    I'm not sure I'm going to play this year as I always finish in the relegation places.



  • Duderonomy said:
    I'm not sure I'm going to play this year as I always finish in the relegation places.




  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    LOL.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts
    Almost 8000...


  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Know what?
    Woy Hodgson can fuck RIGHT off.

  • skel said:
    Know what?
    Woy Hodgson can fuck RIGHT off.


    Big time.
    Couldn't get off his arse to talk with his players during our three World Cup games but a friendly against Norway is different.

    I have no idea how he escaped the World Cup nightmare unscathed from the press but his comments in the last couple of days has just made the worm turn.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,913 Posts
    badder_than_evil said:
    skel said:
    Know what?
    Woy Hodgson can fuck RIGHT off.


    Big time.
    Couldn't get off his arse to talk with his players during our three World Cup games but a friendly against Norway is different.

    I have no idea how he escaped the World Cup nightmare unscathed from the press but his comments in the last couple of days has just made the worm turn.

    WE TRIED TO FUCKING TELL YOU BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN?


  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,913 Posts
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  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,913 Posts
    Almost there...


  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,913 Posts

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts

  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts
    Ha, perfect

  • has there been any scottish independence talk around here, or did i miss it?

    i have only selfish considerations really - it would be sad day for wales. we'd be doomed to perpetual english, tory rule.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I don't know how I feel about it to be honest, probably because I don't really understand what it would mean if they do became independent. I don't especially care about 'the Union', and can understand the appeal for the Scots but I don't really think it's going to be the hinterland they're being promised.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    Mandem got that Clan-Mentality-Gene. Blokes-in-the-next-village-can't-be-trusted-R.

    Resentment of the English runs deep enough to get this pushed through.

    When it The Wheels Fall OffÔäó, it will be the fault of the English, of course.

    Descent into feudal rule. Tartans and such.

    In 50 years, they'll have no 'leccy and be painting dey face blue whilst admiring the tenacity of spiders.

















    They are tenacious, though.



  • my girlfriend and i were arguing over what tom hardy's accent is in this. she kept trying to convince me it's welsh, but i'm almost dead certain that it's german immigrant naturalized to like.... northampton. input plaese.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    Sounds like a bumbaclat Richard Burton.

    So.

    UTOPIA.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Welsh probably.
    Hearing shades of Aberystwyth in there.

    I have no thoughts of Scottish independence.
    Largely irrelevant, no?
    85% of the UK as is is in England.

    If it happens, I'll look for three things:
    The Union Jack to have the blue bit taken out (and not replaced with any dragon stuff, place is a prince's plaything and not a bona fide country after all)
    Hadrians wall extended, reinforced and never opened again to the treacherous bastards
    England to invade the place, take it all back and turn it into a wind farm

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    Been all quiet on the Dyer Front.

    So come and have a go if you think you're hard enough:

    http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/quiz/who-said-it-actual-football-hooligan-or-danny-dyer/

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,885 Posts
    SPECIAL:

    I offer this information "As is."
    Let he who is clean cast the first stone etc.

    Visited The Clown yesterday for lunch.

    6 nuggets
    Water
    Pineapple slice instead of chips
    --------------------
    £4.29 meal price

    Noticed on the way out, kids Happy Meal menu:

    4 nuggets
    Water
    Pineapple slice
    --------------------
    £2.39 meal price

    Them hextra two nuggets cost I £1.90. Whilst walking off the overwhelming sense of righteous indignation, I comforted myself that it merely represented a small price to pay for " :balla: STATUS"

    Yet the nagging doubt remained. I mean, you even get a Box Trolls toy in there.












    Had the kids meal today.

    JUGAAD BONUS BEAT:

    Had a gypsys in there and afterwards used both AIR FURY hand dryers simultaneously, one for each hand. Must have clawed back several seconds that I would have never seen again.
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