The reason I don't even look at my Facebook mail anymore.
Also: People who post status updates that are just strings of "@blahblahblah"s. If I wanted to read your stupid fucking Twitter feed, I'd go read your stupid fucking Twitter feed, you stupid fuck.
People that update their status or post youtubes about 10-15 times a day, and have 5 likes and 6 comments within in 5 minutes for every update.
People that ONLY post things related to some heavy obsession they are all wrapped up in...one that comes to mind is some girl that belongs to a program or gym where they do extreme/cultish strength training. Every post a picture from the gym or reference to weights or some lingo about a routine they did at 5:30 this am.
People you know who have personal issues/going through it that only post messages or quotes to themselves. i.e. "There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth...", blah. Get off that yay homie!
96% of my 'friends' that have no sense of music, art, culture or tha real and have no idea what I am speaking on or sharing--why share at all.
i have this one guy, kinda family, so i accepted his wife as a friend, even though i never met her. she would post her excersizes for the day and she was a part of some christian running club or something and would always put up articles and stuff. so i ixnayed her. only to find her husband started posting her posts on his wall. what kinda schitt is that?
i have this one guy, kinda family, so i accepted his wife as a friend, even though i never met her. she would post her excersizes for the day and she was a part of some christian running club or something and would always put up articles and stuff. so i ixnayed her. only to find her husband started posting her posts on his wall. what kinda schitt is that?
I literally just signed in as this thread started moving me to check a news feed and this was the first post:
"its official....im registered for my level one crossfit trainer certification in march and crossfit kids certification in April. WOOO WHOOO!"
18 people like this, 7 comments. Get off it mama, I won't be mind controlled.
a couple of people already nailed it. I would like to add 2 more things
- people from high school or worse, jr high or elementary who add you as a friend and then never send you so much as a message
-people who post OLLLLDDD youtube videos that everyone has seen a million times... everyone has seen that rapist video !
and I agree with the person who said that most of these problems can be solved by only being "friends" with people you actually like
- People putting 'xxxx' or 'LOL' after every comment.
- Chain jibba jabba like 'If you have received this message then you are truly blessed. God loves you, and there is a halo of beautiful mini ponies and unicorns dancing around your head everywhere you go. Plus your farts smell of roses and CK One. Send this to 10 people or you'll have 15 years of bad luck and loose an arm in a kayaking accident.'
People u never said 1 word to in HS that friended u and u add on some sympathy shit...that when 6 months later u tried to de-friend quitely and they re-friend u within 6hrs. (I feel bad and add back).
People at 30-something that post Wayne 6' lyrics with the N word in full...de-friend. Not on some uptight shit, but more grown shit.
PS. Admit I have hollered at my shit based on photo once without any link xcept friends comments, it paid in full.
I arrived to FB pretty late in the game, and I've grown pretty weary of it, except that I have one buddy from elementary school who I haven't seen in 20 years, and his FB posts have some solid one-liners. I like the idea that we would still be friends if we lived in the same town.
90% of my posts are music vids, which often help me to keep track of some new songs that I like, but I try to limit my posts to just one per day because I don't want to be a FB spammer.
The worst is the people who post these vague, no-context messages like "It's been too long." Am I supposed to take the bait and ask for clarification? Because I'm sure not gonna.
I guess FB is just the new way for people to be lame and uninteresting. Now get off my lawn!
Oh, is that what you ate for lunch today? Fascinating. And you, wow... you've already caught another cold? How enlightening. And correct, sir, it IS fucking cold out. I agree.
- People putting 'xxxx' or 'LOL' after every comment.
- Chain jibba jabba like 'If you have received this message then you are truly blessed. God loves you, and there is a halo of beautiful mini ponies and unicorns dancing around your head everywhere you go. Plus your farts smell of roses and CK One. Send this to 10 people or you'll have 15 years of bad luck and loose an arm in a kayaking accident.'
Oh, is that what you ate for lunch today? Fascinating. And you, wow... you've already caught another cold? How enlightening. And correct, sir, it IS fucking cold out. I agree.
Also, the previously mentioned days schedule. "Woke up, p90x'd (burned X calories doing Y exercise omg!), work, drinks with my baby!" I think livejournal is still around if you feel the need to tell the internet what you did today.
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did you just diss this thread, only to then jump right in for a swim?
The reason I don't even look at my Facebook mail anymore.
Also: People who post status updates that are just strings of "@blahblahblah"s. If I wanted to read your stupid fucking Twitter feed, I'd go read your stupid fucking Twitter feed, you stupid fuck.
People that ONLY post things related to some heavy obsession they are all wrapped up in...one that comes to mind is some girl that belongs to a program or gym where they do extreme/cultish strength training. Every post a picture from the gym or reference to weights or some lingo about a routine they did at 5:30 this am.
People you know who have personal issues/going through it that only post messages or quotes to themselves. i.e. "There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth...", blah. Get off that yay homie!
96% of my 'friends' that have no sense of music, art, culture or tha real and have no idea what I am speaking on or sharing--why share at all.
People talking about their diets
Friends kids who use bad language
I didn't diss the thread. I think this thread is on point. I literally meant people that complain about facebook on facebook.
"Repost this if you were born from a vagina"
I literally just signed in as this thread started moving me to check a news feed and this was the first post:
"its official....im registered for my level one crossfit trainer certification in march and crossfit kids certification in April. WOOO WHOOO!"
18 people like this, 7 comments. Get off it mama, I won't be mind controlled.
- people from high school or worse, jr high or elementary who add you as a friend and then never send you so much as a message
-people who post OLLLLDDD youtube videos that everyone has seen a million times... everyone has seen that rapist video !
and I agree with the person who said that most of these problems can be solved by only being "friends" with people you actually like
People who don't know the difference between "than" and "then".
- People putting 'xxxx' or 'LOL' after every comment.
- Chain jibba jabba like 'If you have received this message then you are truly blessed. God loves you, and there is a halo of beautiful mini ponies and unicorns dancing around your head everywhere you go. Plus your farts smell of roses and CK One. Send this to 10 people or you'll have 15 years of bad luck and loose an arm in a kayaking accident.'
who here has gotten laid because of or thanks to facebook?
People under the age of 18 (my nephews are never off the thing)
People you haven't seen in 20 years... you write a long winded message and no reply
My current girlfriend told me she developed a facebook crush on me before we hooked up. Thanks Facebook!
They want to be your friend but won't talk to you in person nor thru messaging.
That's why I spent the Christmas break visiting Los Angeles.
Thank you, FB!!!
People at 30-something that post Wayne 6' lyrics with the N word in full...de-friend. Not on some uptight shit, but more grown shit.
PS. Admit I have hollered at my shit based on photo once without any link xcept friends comments, it paid in full.
also people with 10,000 "friends"
90% of my posts are music vids, which often help me to keep track of some new songs that I like, but I try to limit my posts to just one per day because I don't want to be a FB spammer.
The worst is the people who post these vague, no-context messages like "It's been too long." Am I supposed to take the bait and ask for clarification? Because I'm sure not gonna.
I guess FB is just the new way for people to be lame and uninteresting. Now get off my lawn!
Also, the previously mentioned days schedule. "Woke up, p90x'd (burned X calories doing Y exercise omg!), work, drinks with my baby!" I think livejournal is still around if you feel the need to tell the internet what you did today.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20021079-504083.html
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201001/scary-facebook-friends-profiles#slide=1
Esecially these two:
I meet my GF on Facebook....(although she may soon become my ex)...