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Facebook Pet Peeves

jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
edited February 2011 in Strut Central
been snowed in a lot lately, so ive been checking my facebook more than usual, and man can that news feed show you how ignorant or annoying the people you know really are. been removing people from my wall and here's some:

- the chick or guy that has a new relationship every month, and they have to let everyone know. it always starts with "i hope this feeling lasts forever" and ends with "i give up"
-25+older dudes posting emo Drake quotes, always looking for the one for them
-the amateur photographer that is constantly putting up terrible pictures of their unattractive kids
-the people that only post about partying
-the girls that are always being hated on by HATERZ. again these people are 25+older
-the young mother that just had a kid and drops knowledge gems like shes raised 6 kids and has been thru it all.

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  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    -and it cracks me up when i post some sarcastic or silly one liner or something and theres ALWAYS a couple people, that I have to explain the joke
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    DONT SEND ME ANY FLOWERS OR PILLOW FIGHTS!
    YOU ARE A GROWN ASS PERSON, GO READ A KINDLE OR SOMETHING!
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    don't tag me in a photograph i'm not in, just so that i will look at it.
  • neil_somethingneil_something 993 Posts
    most of these peeves can be solved by connecting only with those people you actually like rather than everyone you know
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    some of these people i thought i did like.
    if you post your whole days schedule every single day, your out
    i had someone that did this. (shes 32)

    Just woke up, more snow, shovelin,
    yoga, coffee with tootie. 3 appts then tanning
    and dinner with shmucky, visit dad, drinks
    wooooo lmao
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    neil_something said:
    most of these peeves can be solved by connecting only with those people you actually like rather than everyone you know

    Dood. Facebook isn't for people you like.
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    what is facebook?
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    it's this thing where you can like keep up with people you don't really want to talk to in real life.
  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    batmon said:
    DONT SEND ME ANY FLOWERS OR PILLOW FIGHTS!
    YOU ARE A GROWN ASS PERSON, GO READ A KINDLE OR SOMETHING!

    *poke*
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    -Tommy DJNEEDTOGETALIFE Chumpchange
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    - "i feel so yucky today. maybe I'm just due for some chamomile and elliot smith in bed"

    "head hurts and i don't want to get out of bed! someone bring me some orange pekoke and listen to Robert smith with me! LOL!"

    -"how did my cellphone bill come in at $250?!?! FML! I need another job, some chai tea and watch mr and mrs smith!"

    -"can't find my cellphone! send me your numbers folks! you can reach me on facebook. ill be in bed with a pot of organic green tea and listening to the smiths."
  • incompletejigsawincompletejigsaw 756 Posts
    I hate the constant messages asking me to RSVP for a party that I submitted "No!" to. I don't care if Rick Ross 'n em are going to be there, I don't want to go to Love. Or Dream. Or whatever that club is named now.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    _____________ from Soulstrut wants to be your friend.....
  • incompletejigsawincompletejigsaw 756 Posts
    phongone said:
    batmon said:
    DONT SEND ME ANY FLOWERS OR PILLOW FIGHTS!
    YOU ARE A GROWN ASS PERSON, GO READ A KINDLE OR SOMETHING!

    *poke*

    I think I'm still in a poke war with my friend. And she said she would win. Ha.
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    -pretty much any quotes, philosophy or rap lyrics esp movies, unless shits funny
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    incompletejigsaw said:
    phongone said:
    batmon said:
    DONT SEND ME ANY FLOWERS OR PILLOW FIGHTS!
    YOU ARE A GROWN ASS PERSON, GO READ A KINDLE OR SOMETHING!

    *poke*

    I think I'm still in a poke war with my friend. And she said she would win. Ha.

    "removes incompletejigsaw from news feed"
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
    -Promoters that send direct messages
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    batmon said:
    _____________ from Soulstrut wants to be your friend.....


    Wash yo ass.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    jaymack said:
    -pretty much any quotes, philosophy or rap lyrics esp movies, unless shits funny

    :lol: :down:
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    - people who change their profile pic a few times a day. why?
    - farmville invites
    - when the same person has to comment on every wall post you post on a mutual friend's because it appears in their feed
    - tagging you to get your attention
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    jaymack said:
    -pretty much any quotes, philosophy or rap lyrics esp movies, unless shits funny

    :lol: :down:

    uh oh did you recently quote a scene from Grandma's Boy?
    hah
  • incompletejigsawincompletejigsaw 756 Posts
    -people changing their statuses every other hour.
    -notes that are long and profound but would've been more meaningful had it been just two paragraphs long.
    -people liking their own statuses in the hope that others would like it.
    -seeing all the horndogs come out of nowhere when they realize their crush has changed their relationship status to "single."
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    edith head said:
    - tagging you to get your attention

    i dont like how people that ARENT your friend can tag someone that IS your friend and the picture full of strangers, or snowy driveway, shows up on your feed
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    jaymack said:
    DB_Cooper said:
    jaymack said:
    -pretty much any quotes, philosophy or rap lyrics esp movies, unless shits funny

    :lol: :down:

    uh oh did you recently quote a scene from Grandma's Boy?
    hah

    Um.....it was the Magnificent Seven. Not funny.
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    People who sit on facebook all day and complain about facebook all day.
  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    elise said:
    batmon said:
    _____________ from Soulstrut wants to be your friend.....


    Wash yo ass.


    Samantha Elise *********
    I want pickles.
    46 minutes ago ???Like Unlike ??? ??? View Feedback (15)Hide Feedback (15)
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:

    Um.....it was the Magnificent Seven. Not funny.

    my peeves are the people that are constantly bothering me with their nonsense. youve never cluttered the news feed with corny stuff. im talking about people I KNOW have never read a full book, yet seem to have all the wisdom and guidance with their fortune cookie quotes.
    im a fan of your FB activities!
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    phongone said:
    elise said:
    batmon said:
    _____________ from Soulstrut wants to be your friend.....


    Wash yo ass.


    Samantha Elise *********
    I want pickles.
    46 minutes ago ???Like Unlike ??? ??? View Feedback (15)Hide Feedback (15)


    I have neeeeeeds!

  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    jaymack said:
    -pretty much any quotes, philosophy or rap lyrics esp movies, unless shits funny

    :lol: :down:

    or people who are constantly inundating the news feed with netflix reviews. ugh, i get it..... YOU LIKE MOVIES. sheesh.
    :eyeball:
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Getting invited to parties 6000 miles away, tonight.
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