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  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Is Chimpo the gay bloke from Shameless?


  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    Mate asked me if this tune was a Chris Morris wind-up?


  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    Alright so I finally had some free time this week & marathon watched Sherlock, Luther, & I'm half way through Hit&Miss;. I'm really feeling these shows. Any similar recommendations guys mates?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Lollers at the SAF rant.
    Most dangerous thing ever in football?
    More so than the Cantona kung fu episode?
    How about Keane ending Alf Inge's career?

    What a cunt.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    Currently sat at work waiting for someone to nod the suggestion of a lunchtime finish. Dead as Rooney's eyes in here.

    Merry Christmas, Britstrut!

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Going on the mini-lash in about an hour.
    M&S Mexican three bean wrap beforehand.

    Happy festivities all, I will not care a hoot but whatevers

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    skel said:
    M&S Mexican three bean wrap beforehand.

    I dunno, these "Disabled" folks and their sordid hook-ups. Jesus is watching.

    Oh... M & S ?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Lulz

    Now, who wants to buy a blue badge? Delivery: feb.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Spending Christmas in another country for the first time ever. BBC iPlayer keeping us connected to Albion with reruns of The Two Ronnies and Eric & Ern. Amongst the peculiar traditions over here are the giving of gifts and eating of Christmas dinner on the 24th, and chowing down on sausages and potatoes on Christmas Day itself (though how that differs from any other day...). Therefore, we're trying to strike a balance between the customs of our adopted home country and those we've grown up with by spreading everything over today and tomorrow. I might even go out and try to find a few German squaddies to have a kickabout with.



    Merry Christmas, Frohe Weihnachten, God bless us every one.

  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    how do you think sturridge will mesh with raheem,luis an em'?

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    pcmr said:
    how do you think sturridge will mesh with raheem,luis an em'?

    It should be interesting. I'll be delighted if he produces his Bolton loan form for us. It could be that he might thrive away from the shadow of Drogba, Anelka, Torres, Kalou, Mata et al, and at a club where he's much more likely to get a start. I've heard people say he's selfish and not really a team player, but to be quite honest we've needed a selfish striker for a few seasons now. I'm quite hoping Rodgers starts him against Zenit and he scores five.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    I liked the lad at City, he always took his chances well, but when the money came in, he was straight in there with a lunatic pay demand (considering he was then a non-starting player).

    Could be another Andy Cole. And I mean that as a compliment.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    Raas. Didn't field a team for boxing day. City lose, U*ited win. Bad show all round.

    At least I ate like a freed criminaaal the whole time.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Rio Ferdinand has his arse handed to him, gift-wrapped.


  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    I agree, although ScouseLikeBread will always struggle until he masters "You're" and "Your".

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    BTW I read a copy of The Big Issue recently and the one Barton has his own column. It was a bit meandering but I think even he would avoid displaying the kind of brass balls Rio has.

    Can't hate Barton, and I don't know why. The ingredients are all there.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Barton >>>>>> Ferdinand.

    True story: my youngest bro used to join in ad hoc kickarounds on neutral wasteland with Rio and them (next door estates-R)

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    And from the Paedogeddon desk, it turns out that being a racist, misogynist homophobe isn't the worst thing about Jim Davidson. Nick-nick, indeed.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:
    racist....., Jim Davidson.

    Nah, I won't have this.
    He's got black mates!
    Chalkie and them. Surely.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:
    homophobe.... Jim Davidson.

    Nah, I won't have this.
    He once received a blowjob from a ladyboy.
    Or so he once joked and the papers reported as FACT. On his knees. Gene Pitney. Surely.


    b/w his blog is real cluster fuck of a read.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    Anyone get any shit presents for Christmas?

    Eleccy razor. Used once to placate her. Still as shit as they were 20 years ago when I last had one. May have finally convinced her why I didn't already own one. Can't be returned once used, can they?

    White chocolate cranberries. Cranberries murder me with indigestion.

    Will use the Stussy top and aftershave doe. Every cloud...

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I got money and bought myself an ipad mini, so I can fit in with the rest of the sheeple. Must say I love it so far.

    Apart from that I got some Uniqlo room shoes, fatface gloves and happy socks. All of which make me worryingly happy. Is this what middle age is like?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Okem said:


    Apart from that I got some Uniqlo room shoes,

    FOOH

    I only bought for kids this year, everyone got nish.
    I demanded the same in return, and got it.
    Don't need, don't want, don't accommodate any more in my life than is necessary for it.

    I did take some (on the face of it) brutal action on a "gift" that the ex got me from the kids, but that story is for another time and made me feel extremely satisfied.
    New years resolution: no more mr nice guy. 2013 is the year of being a hard fucking bastard.

  • Okem said:
    All of which make me worryingly happy. Is this what middle age is like?

    worry not.... socks are my favorite part of every christmas.

    this years score:


  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    'Kin BURGER SOCKS.

    I know what you're getting next year, doe...


  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    Okem said:
    Is this what middle age is like?

    Same question.

    I am ready.


  • 'Kin BURGER SOCKS.


    reciprocated stares from little cousins, garbed in deep Vs and meggings, of agonizing sympathy.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Angling for a move just got taken to the next level.



    "Don't hit him, Mario! You're on probation!"

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    Looks like Bobby was just helping him put his bib on.

    b/w

    Good job it wasn't Cloughie
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