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I'm calling the cops on my girlfriend's roomate.

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    That was Leanne's number. Ill be sure to tell her who called her if she has any problems. Her father is a sherrif. I'd kiss goodbye to your soulstrut accounts if I were you.
    So you admit that you placed her personal information on a public forum?

    yeah, I'd like to know what Leanne's daddy thinks about that.

    I WANT HIS PHONE NUMBER

    1-213-9 Pee-Pee Doo-Doo


  • BeatChemistBeatChemist 1,465 Posts
    Man what the fusk just happened???

    This thread made my afternoon...

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Man what the fusk just happened???


    Leanne is slang for Betty.

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    tell leanne's dad on betty

    The title to my new beat.

  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    So what are you going to do to the roomate already???

  • Imperial_MaoImperial_Mao 1,119 Posts
    Get a dog shit and wipe it on the back of her car door handles, next time she opens the door...Shitty Fingers !!!

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    Im not gonna be able to do shit until I get back to Boston. I really like my paint her car like the dukes of hazard car idea.

    A few other tidbits about Betty you guys might relish.

    She has a cable box in her room that Kate pays to rent for her (Kate doesnt have one)

    She's been unemployed for a year and borrowed 5,000 dollars from her rich brother and proceeded to gamble it away and buy weed and smirnoff with it. It was gone in 6 weeks.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    I read the first page of this thread 2 days ago. Got bored, saw it was still here and checked out page 3. I sure glad I did! Stalkers and chemtrails and Beckys and Bettys and didn't that guy post a picture of his trashed car, with him in it, and then say his girlfriend cleaned it up before he got home from the hospital? So who is in the pic if it's not him? Her other boyfriend? Does this guy even have a girl friend?

    Anyway, this is just a great post. If page 4 is as good as 3 I'll go back and read page 2.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    This whole thread makes me glad I don't have roommates anymore.

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    I read the first page of this thread 2 days ago. Got bored, saw it was still here and checked out page 3. I sure glad I did! Stalkers and chemtrails and Beckys and Bettys and didn't that guy post a picture of his trashed car, with him in it, and then say his girlfriend cleaned it up before he got home from the hospital? So who is in the pic if it's not him? Her other boyfriend? Does this guy even have a girl friend?

    Anyway, this is just a great post. If page 4 is as good as 3 I'll go back and read page 2.

    seriously you hatters, Im about to make Kate open a strut account. Read through the post lazy .

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Im not gonna be able to do shit until I get back to Boston. I really like my paint her car like the dukes of hazard car idea.

    A few other tidbits about Betty you guys might relish.

    She has a cable box in her room that Kate pays to rent for her (Kate doesnt have one)

    She's been unemployed for a year and borrowed 5,000 dollars from her rich brother and proceeded to gamble it away and buy weed and smirnoff with it. It was gone in 6 weeks.

    Whoa! Who is Kate? Can I get a run down of all the players?
    Leanne - Your girlfriend
    Rory - Her boyfriend
    Betty - Broke rich girl who drinks to much and vandalized your car.
    Beth - Short for Betty
    Becky - Long for Beth
    The Sheriff - Leannes Dad
    Kate ????

    Who am I missing?

    Now to make Beth feel bettter:
    You told her she was hot
    Kate bought her a cable box
    Her brother gave her $5,000
    Her parents bought her a car

    I say you buy her a house and be done with the whole thing.

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    Im not gonna be able to do shit until I get back to Boston. I really like my paint her car like the dukes of hazard car idea.

    A few other tidbits about Betty you guys might relish.

    She has a cable box in her room that Kate pays to rent for her (Kate doesnt have one)

    She's been unemployed for a year and borrowed 5,000 dollars from her rich brother and proceeded to gamble it away and buy weed and smirnoff with it. It was gone in 6 weeks.

    Whoa! Who is Kate? Can I get a run down of all the players?
    Leanne - Your girlfriend
    Rory - Her boyfriend
    Betty - Broke rich girl who drinks to much and vandalized your car.
    Beth - Short for Betty
    Becky - Long for Beth
    The Sheriff - Leannes Dad
    Kate ????

    Who am I missing?

    Now to make Beth feel bettter:
    You told her she was hot
    Kate bought her a cable box
    Her brother gave her $5,000
    Her parents bought her a car

    I say you buy her a house and be done with the whole thing.

    You were close.

    Kate - My Girlfriend
    Leanne - Kate's roommate
    Rory - Leanne's boyfriend

    Your missing

    Bailey - Leanne's abused dog

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Im not gonna be able to do shit until I get back to Boston. I really like my paint her car like the dukes of hazard car idea.

    A few other tidbits about Betty you guys might relish.

    She has a cable box in her room that Kate pays to rent for her (Kate doesnt have one)

    She's been unemployed for a year and borrowed 5,000 dollars from her rich brother and proceeded to gamble it away and buy weed and smirnoff with it. It was gone in 6 weeks.

    Whoa! Who is Kate? Can I get a run down of all the players?
    Leanne - Your girlfriend
    Rory - Her boyfriend
    Betty - Broke rich girl who drinks to much and vandalized your car.
    Beth - Short for Betty
    Becky - Long for Beth
    The Sheriff - Leannes Dad
    Kate ????

    Who am I missing?

    Now to make Beth feel bettter:
    You told her she was hot
    Kate bought her a cable box
    Her brother gave her $5,000
    Her parents bought her a car

    I say you buy her a house and be done with the whole thing.

    You were close.

    Kate - My Girlfriend
    Leanne - Kate's roommate
    Rory - Leanne's boyfriend

    Your missing

    Bailey - Leanne's abused dog

    Thank you. I just went back and read page 2 and learned about Bailey and straightened out the whole Leanne Kate thing.

    I don't care if your story is true or false, I'm just glad this is a great thread.

  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    A few other tidbits about Betty you guys might relish.

    She has a cable box in her room that Kate pays to rent for her (Kate doesnt have one)

    She's been unemployed for a year and borrowed 5,000 dollars from her rich brother and proceeded to gamble it away and buy weed and smirnoff with it. It was gone in 6 weeks.


    You a straight-up Wanksta. Stop snitching and bitching and do something about it.

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts

    Leanne - Kate's roommate

    and my GF now. She's super nice on the phone.

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    A few other tidbits about Betty you guys might relish.

    She has a cable box in her room that Kate pays to rent for her (Kate doesnt have one)

    She's been unemployed for a year and borrowed 5,000 dollars from her rich brother and proceeded to gamble it away and buy weed and smirnoff with it. It was gone in 6 weeks.


    You a straight-up Wanksta. Stop snitching and bitching and do something about it.

    Son, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IM IN FLORIDA AND NOT IN BOSTON. What the fuck do you want me to do write her an ill conceived letter?

    And bless you for using the word Wanksta.

  • Drop a duce on her windshield and turn the wipers on.

    HA-ha!



    re=post the pictures of this girl or it didn't happen

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts


    Whoa! Who is Kate? Can I get a run down of all the players?
    Leanne - Your girlfriend
    Rory - Her boyfriend
    Betty - Broke rich girl who drinks to much and vandalized your car.
    Beth - Short for Betty
    Becky - Long for Beth
    The Sheriff - Leannes Dad
    Kate ????

    Who am I missing?

    Now to make Beth feel bettter:
    You told her she was hot
    Kate bought her a cable box
    Her brother gave her $5,000
    Her parents bought her a car

    I say you buy her a house and be done with the whole thing.

    You were close.

    Kate - My Girlfriend
    Leanne - Kate's roommate
    Rory - Leanne's boyfriend

    Your missing

    Bailey - Leanne's abused dog
    This reads like the list of characters for a new David Lynch movie. I'm sayin'.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts

    Leanne - Kate's roommate

    and my GF now. She's super nice on the phone.

    LOL

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts

    Son, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IM IN FLORIDA AND NOT IN BOSTON. What the fuck do you want me to do write her an ill conceived letter?

    Tell me where they at. I'll go deuce on her car and take flix.

  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    this thread is like the Energizer bunny ...it just keeps on goin'.

  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
    so since you're in boston, straight out of general hospital, you haven't seen your car in person yet?

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    so since you're in boston, straight out of general hospital, you haven't seen your car in person yet?

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    Son, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IM IN FLORIDA AND NOT IN BOSTON. What the fuck do you want me to do write her an ill conceived letter?

    Tell me where they at. I'll go deuce on her car and take flix.

    HHHHAAAAAHAA You ARE IN BOSTON!

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  • hobo_dhobo_d 331 Posts
    im curious, how many of us would have already done shit to this chick already. INSTEAD of waiting for advice on a messageboard?


    me for one? i would have already had revenge



    see: shitting in the vents

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    im curious, how many of us would have already done shit to this chick already. INSTEAD of waiting for advice on a messageboard?

    The night he told her he had a crush on her?

    I would have just had a 3-way going.


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    Whoa! Who is Kate? Can I get a run down of all the players?
    Leanne - Your girlfriend
    Rory - Her boyfriend
    Betty - Broke rich girl who drinks to much and vandalized your car.
    Beth - Short for Betty
    Becky - Long for Beth
    The Sheriff - Leannes Dad
    Kate ????

    Who am I missing?

    Now to make Beth feel bettter:
    You told her she was hot
    Kate bought her a cable box
    Her brother gave her $5,000
    Her parents bought her a car

    I say you buy her a house and be done with the whole thing.

    You were close.

    Kate - My Girlfriend
    Leanne - Kate's roommate
    Rory - Leanne's boyfriend

    Your missing

    Bailey - Leanne's abused dog

    This reads like the list of characters for a new David Lynch movie. I'm sayin'.

    We'll call the movie "Fusk" Wheres the dude looking for the screen writing software?

  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    im curious, how many of us would have already done shit to this chick already. INSTEAD of waiting for advice on a messageboard?
    me for one? i would have already had revenge
    revenge is a dish best served cold...
    First he has to get his money for the repairs and all... couple of days after that he can get into that good ol' payback.
    Eggplant -> I hope you've made a copie of that message she left you and taken more detailed pics of your car.

  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    Sigh...white people and their Jettas..or whatever that VW is.
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