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Bow Wow is a beeeeyotch (and Toure' got jokes)

dayday 9,611 Posts
edited December 2007 in Strut Central
"HANDLE THAT BIG D!"

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  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    oh man this is HILARIOUS. bow wow's voice volume is directly proportional to his proximity to his massive bodyguards! in fact, when he gets physically BEHIND his bodyguard he cranks it up to a shit talking crescendo. what a bitch.

    oh and I was LOVING the Omarion/Marques Huston faux mix-up...it's like I've always said:

    white people like Omarion because he makes Marques Huston seem like Nick Cannon.

  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    handle that big d!

    "handle what?"


  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    Holy fuck...hilarious! Am I the only one that feels like a little fairy when calling that pip squeak "Bow Wow"???
  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts


    Yes he did just compare himself to Jay-Z.

  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    Is Lil Bow Wow Frickin' mad at this career or how he's seen?

    dude is a cornball.









    i was kind of feeling fresh as iz though
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts


    Yes he did just compare himself to Jay-Z.


    !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ^^^^^^^THIS ONE IS EVEN BETTER!^^^^^^^^^

    [OMARION]I'm good enough; I'm smart enough, and goshdarnnit people LIKE me[/OMARION]
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts


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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Get the camera off me. I'm eating.
  • funkfromthesunfunkfromthesun 212 Posts
    Rich kids.
  • shooteralishooterali 1,591 Posts

    "HANDLE THAT BIG D!"



    yo whats up with dudes crossing they legs like women when they sit down?
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    all big d was trying to do was eat his snack....good stuff
  • magneticmagnetic 2,678 Posts
    Why's he imitating TI
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    Why's he imitating TI

    That is exactly what I thought when I saw it.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Why's he imitating TI

    ZING!

    Dude is such an unbelievable cornball. That first video made me think of a Lord Finesse lyric: "Trying to hang, but they softer than baby shit."
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I see nothing wrong with the way that Bow Wow walked out on Toure'.

    I do see a bunch of internet dudes getting a little too rambunctious about piling hate onto a little guy who might as well be this generation's Shawn Cassidy.

    Just imagine that...a bunch of "tough guys" circa 1978 getting all riled up over Shawn Cassidy definitely being a 100% gotdamned frickin' punk buster bitch ass bitch.

    Wait, is this the new version of flexing your muscles in a mirror?

  • dayday 9,611 Posts


    Just imagine that...a bunch of "tough guys" circa 1978 getting all riled up over Shawn Cassidy definitely being a 100% gotdamned frickin' punk buster bitch ass bitch.

    Wait, is this the new version of flexing your muscles in a mirror?

    Come on man, dude is calling his fuckin bodyguards on TOURE!



    If that's not a bitch move I don't know what is
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts


    Just imagine that...a bunch of "tough guys" circa 1978 getting all riled up over Shawn Cassidy definitely being a 100% gotdamned frickin' punk buster bitch ass bitch.

    Wait, is this the new version of flexing your muscles in a mirror?

    Come on man, dude is calling his fuckin bodyguards on TOURE!



    If that's not a bitch move I don't know what is

    Whatever makes you feel more manly. Just don't stop flexing...

  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    I would think throwing that temper tantrum and calling your bodyguards on a skinny dude in front of a room full of people is more of a funny example of "flexing" than anything in this thread.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    I see nothing wrong with the way that Bow Wow walked out on Toure'.

    you don't think -- on a purely people-to-people basis, completely disregarding bow wow as an "artist" -- that it is bitch made to run behind your your gi-normous bodyguard and then talk a gang of shit that you could never back up on your own?

    definition of bitch, no matter who he is.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts


    Whatever makes you feel more manly. Just don't stop flexing...


    Word up. You might wanna wipe the lil bow wow off your chin before you go outside.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Can i play?

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I would think throwing that temper tantrum and calling your bodyguards on a skinny dude in front of a room full of people is more of a funny example of "flexing" than anything in this thread.

    That's what constitutes a "temper tantrum" nowadays...walking out of a bullshit interview???

    Toure' deserved a smack for his "jokes" and of course millionaire kid with bodyguards in tow isn't going to do that himself.

    Y'all are just unrealistic in your expectations, that's all.
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    I'm suing.



    (in ref. to that pic above)
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Toure has the heart of a milkdud; therefore he deserves nothing but scorn, intimidation, insults, and spittle.

    Bow Wow is the prince of New York South and don't you forget it.
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    I would think throwing that temper tantrum and calling your bodyguards on a skinny dude in front of a room full of people is more of a funny example of "flexing" than anything in this thread.

    That's what constitutes a "temper tantrum" nowadays...walking out of a bullshit interview???

    I don't blame dude for walking out at all..but getting clowned goes along w/ being a clown. No matter how much money you have.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Son, please. Bow Wow, as a rapper, has every right to walk out on an instigating, without a sincere bone in his body, heart of a milkdud, veins pump kool-aid, sorry excuse for a carpetbagging rap journalist like Toure.

    No doubt. He was right not go along with Toure's joke of an interview, but once he took it to the "HANDLE THAT BIG D" level he played himself.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ARGUING OVER LIKKLE BOZO
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    Son, please. Bow Wow, as a rapper, has every right to walk out on an instigating, without a sincere bone in his body, heart of a milkdud, veins pump kool-aid, sorry excuse for a carpetbagging rap journalist like Toure.

    No doubt. He was right not go along with Toure's joke of an interview, but once he took it to the "HANDLE THAT BIG D" level he played himself.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ARGUING OVER LIKKLE BOZO

    Bow Wow got the innanet goin' nutz.
  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    Why's he imitating TI

    That is exactly what I thought when I saw it.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I see nothing wrong with the way that Bow Wow walked out on Toure'.

    you don't think -- on a purely people-to-people basis, completely disregarding bow wow as an "artist" -- that it is bitch made to run behind your your gi-normous bodyguard and then talk a gang of shit that you could never back up on your own?

    definition of bitch, no matter who he is.

    Definition of a dude with money.

    It would have been way dumber than getting behind his bodyguards for Bow Wow to have say swung on Toure'.

    But that's what y'all want...not the dude who gets angry yet opts for the smarter route, but the dude who sends himself to jail opting for the I'm-not-some-random-dork-on-the-internet's-definition-of-a-bitch route.

    Y'all have never seemed so cream-puff soft to me than now.
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