Scroll down to where edpowers says some of the funniest shit I have ever seen posted here.
fuck the previous dj...run the needle across whatever bullshit record he was playing..(that way you'll get the crowds attention)...grab the mic and say "YA'LL MUTHAFUCKAS READY FOR THE REAL SHIT SAY HOOOOO!!!!!" at this point drop a loop of Flash's theme by Queen on -8 pitch then lead the crowd in the call/response of your choice something like "when i say dj...yall say ... (insert dj name here) ...dj ... (name)... dj... (name) "
then say "big shout to (fake celebrity who really isn't there) in the house..i see you dog...imma bout to do this....here we go "
then transform scratch into whatever song you choose to play..
This classic was preceeded by an extended monologue from Paychecks along the lines of "Congratulations, Frank, you've just provided me with the motivation to do something that I've been meaning to do for a long time. I hope you're happy with yourself...."
I'm sure I was not the only reader who thought the long-contemplated thing he was referring to was cutting back on the arguing with little dudes in order to focus on real world moves.
Instead it ternted out to be the epic "Diary of Fatback" post which prompted Fatback's unforgettable rejoinder: "I have a dozen years of psychiatric training and if you do not remove that immediately, you will shortly enter a world of pain that you can scarce imagine."
This classic was preceeded by an extended monologue from Paychecks along the lines of "Congratulations, Frank, you've just provided me with the motivation to do something that I've been meaning to do for a long time. I hope you're happy with yourself...."
I'm sure I was not the only reader who thought the long-contemplated thing he was referring to was cutting back on the arguing with little dudes in order to focus on real world moves.
Instead it ternted out to be the epic "Diary of Fatback" post which prompted Fatback's unforgettable rejoinder: "I have a dozen years of psychiatric training and if you do not remove that immediately, you will shortly enter a world of pain that you can scarce imagine."
Speaking of old stuff...does anyone remember the guy who came on years ago and was banned after he posted THE SICKEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE (a dude splitting his junk in half [don't ask]) in some random thread? That left an indelible image in my mind to this day.
There was some late-night thread that involved something like: Post Up Some Hilarious Shit. Kinda like the graemlin thread but more crazy. I seem to remember someone posting a picture of the little O Rilly bird coming out of some fat lady's cooch.
I cant come up with five at the moment,but there's one i remember where The 3rdStream was clowing on by using pics of Eastern gurus meditating and putting quotes from under them such as "heavy packages take longer to arrive" or something of the sort as well as various other jewels that were dropped by pertaining to the mailing out of record packages.
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Agreed. Not to be too pedantic though, but shouldn't it be "unshun/reshun"?
Funny Biz Markie stories
The title pretty much says it all. This is among the most classic of classic material.
Memorable Farts
This thread was/is fucking hilarious. Sween completely murdered it.
DJing Related
Scroll down to where edpowers says some of the funniest shit I have ever seen posted here.
Damn, didn't catch this one before, absolutley amazing. I want more stuff like this.
that was a masterpiece
I really wanna do this.
We need more Beezy in here. What ever happened to dude?
CRAIG KUPKA CRYSTALS + THE ONES AND TWOS = PM DAWN
I died. One of my most favorite threads.
The top 5 rap tunes threads are always rewarding for me.
Whatever thread I posted this in:
The Kung Fu movie thread is great.
Favorite Hot sauces was a good one, too.
Letters to People and Things
What You THINK Strutters Look Like
Hip Hop is Dead, Parts 1 - 507 - hahha, just kidding!
RETURN OF THE GRAEMLIN THREAD
e.g.
post a microwavable remix
Your top 5 films evar...
Why you gotta do Marky Latency like that, dog?
This classic was preceeded by an extended monologue from Paychecks along the lines of "Congratulations, Frank, you've just provided me with the motivation to do something that I've been meaning to do for a long time. I hope you're happy with yourself...."
I'm sure I was not the only reader who thought the long-contemplated thing he was referring to was cutting back on the arguing with little dudes in order to focus on real world moves.
Instead it ternted out to be the epic "Diary of Fatback" post which prompted Fatback's unforgettable rejoinder: "I have a dozen years of psychiatric training and if you do not remove that immediately, you will shortly enter a world of pain that you can scarce imagine."
Ah, the good old days.
You just click the little finger with a string icon at the bottom of a post and it saves the thread for you.
That was a strange one alright.
Now, where did that pregnant Salma Hayek thread go...?
that was pretty classic.
yes...more stories plaese!
Bastard.
Ok, carry on.
under them such as "heavy packages take longer to arrive" or something of the sort
as well as various other jewels that were dropped by pertaining to the mailing out of record packages.