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Jimster

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  • Can anyone explain Nardwuar the Human Serviette?

    JimsterJimster
    I feel for the fish AND the staffer who has to catch the specific fish indicated by the customer. 

    "Are you SURE that was my fish?  I dunno... no, they don't all look the same TO ME."

    Better to remove the whole "Transparency" process and leave the mystery of where fish comes from to the kitchen.

    I mean, taking the cow field out of the middle of every McDonalds was a stroke of genius.


    dizzybull

  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    JimsterJimster
    Once again props to the one @Ocka 

    SINGLE POINT.
    DuderonomyOcka

  • Can anyone explain Nardwuar the Human Serviette?

    JimsterJimster
    A friend of mine went to Svalbard for the Northern Lights.  There are signs around warning you about Polar Bear activity and I believe rifles are compulsory for venturing outside in certain areas.

    "Svalbard is the size of the whole of the U.K. And southern Irland and has a human population of 2000 and 4000+ polar bears.
    It's illegal to go past this sign (leaving the town of longyearbyen), without a firearm, Hence the gun. Not to be used to shoot the bear unless it's absolutely life threatening as they take a polar bears death as seriously as a murder.
    In any case they warned me that if I did shoot a polar bear, there is a massive chance I'd just make it more angry, and since they can run over 28mph and weight similar to a horse...."



    I do hope the bear was not killed as a result.  As they say, "That tiger didn't go crazy, it went tiger."

    b/w

    "<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
    <samsim> and got mauled
    <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
    <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
    <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in."

    dizzybullDuderonomy

  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    JimsterJimster
    DOR said:
    Damn. After the past few weeks, you would think management would hold up on dick moves for awhile. Most clubs seem to be doing alright. But then Tottenham just took it to another level.

    Everything is bottom line with Levy.

    Kane to the highest bidder.

    Going to Chelski or PSG.

    City won't pay £150M.

    DOR

  • HELP, can you identify this Soul ALBUM COVER from Movie Screenshot?

    JimsterJimster
    dizzybull said:
    Holy shit I just realized if you go Poobah records and buy this then you own a record from an Eddie Murphy movie.  I wonder if it is still there. 


    Fuck it I’m calling them to ask. 

    "And another thing...
    Longshot, I know...



    What do you know about belt buckles?"

    dizzybullbillbradley