Jimster

• Can anyone explain Nardwuar the Human Serviette?

  Jimster

  4 years ago
  I feel for the fish AND the staffer who has to catch the specific fish indicated by the customer. 
  
  "Are you SURE that was my fish?  I dunno... no, they don't all look the … (more)same TO ME."
  
  Better to remove the whole "Transparency" process and leave the mystery of where fish comes from to the kitchen.
  
  I mean, taking the cow field out of the middle of every McDonalds was a stroke of genius.
  
  
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• TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

  Jimster

  4 years ago
  Once again props to the one @Ocka 
  
  SINGLE POINT.
  
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• Can anyone explain Nardwuar the Human Serviette?

  Jimster

  4 years ago
  A friend of mine went to Svalbard for the Northern Lights.  There are signs around warning you about Polar Bear activity and I believe rifles are compulsory for venturing outside in … (more)certain areas.
  
  "Svalbard is the size of the whole of the U.K. And southern Irland and has a human population of 2000 and 4000+ polar bears.

  It's illegal to go past this sign (leaving the town of longyearbyen), without a firearm, Hence the gun. Not to be used to shoot the bear unless it's absolutely life threatening as they take a polar bears death as seriously as a murder.

  In any case they warned me that if I did shoot a polar bear, there is a massive chance I'd just make it more angry, and since they can run over 28mph and weight similar to a horse...."
  
  
  

  
  I do hope the bear was not killed as a result.  As they say, "That tiger didn't go crazy, it went tiger."
  
  b/w
  
  "<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo

  <samsim> and got mauled

  <samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage

  <samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent

  <samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in."

  
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• TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

  Jimster

  4 years ago

  DOR said:

  Damn. After the past few weeks, you would think management would hold up on dick moves for awhile. Most clubs seem to be doing alright. But then Tottenham just

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  took it to another level.

  Everything is bottom line with Levy.
  
  Kane to the highest bidder.
  
  Going to Chelski or PSG.
  
  City won't pay £150M.

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• HELP, can you identify this Soul ALBUM COVER from Movie Screenshot?

  Jimster

  4 years ago

  dizzybull said:

  Holy shit I just realized if you go Poobah records and buy this then you own a record from an Eddie Murphy movie.  I wonder if it is still there. 

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  Fuck it I’m calling them to ask. 

  "And another thing...
  Longshot, I know...
  
  

  
  

  
  

  What do you know about belt buckles?"

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