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Jimster

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  • Fourth Day, Five Day Marathon (⏥-R)

    JimsterJimster
    0:16 - "There is a shape with four sides, so it's a square."

    Rectangles have four sides.
    Rhombi have four sides.
    Trapeziods have four sides.
    Parallelograms have four sides.

    What is this, amateur hour?  No "Of equal length." disclaimer?  smfh.
    billbradley

  • I know what the world's best job is

    JimsterJimster
    It reminds me of a late-night food episode in Manchester.

    I think my friends had just played a Leon Ware gig and we went looking for food around 3:30AM in the city centre.  There was a great kebab place open but to distract the flow of drunken townsfolk from ill behaviour, the owners had TV screens behind the counter as a distraction - showing, on whatever spacecake Uzbekistani satellite channel, INSANITY WORKOUT video ads, of all things. 

    Every fucker in the workout grinning away like they were on PCP, demonstrating  frankly disturbing endurance whilst performing exercises Rocky would baulk at.  (shortly before cutting their own faces off and feeding it to their dogs, I imagine).  NO PLACE FOR STOOGES OLD MAN!

    I mean, on the one hand, I really, really wanted a kebab, but on the other hand, I dunno now, maybe I do need a stomach like a French Boule set?  Not the best sales tactic for a kebab shop.

    Speaking of Balboa, I always thought Valentino Balboni had the best job in the world (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentino_Balboni )

    dizzybullDuderonomy

  • Recent Finds

    JimsterJimster
    ppadilha said:
    yeah, I got the Fela from the Mono Records dude. He said he closed the store, so only on instagram now. He was super nice, I think he's getting one box a month from a lady out in Nigeria, and he's trying to be reasonable with the prices. Obviously it's not always cheap, but still better than discogs or ebay.

    For Nigerian heat, follow livingstonestudio on IG - I have known Temi and his family for about 30 years.

    ppadilha

  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    JimsterJimster
    Apropos of nothing, was thinking about what3words - they have mapped everywhere on earth into unique 3m x 3m squares and each one has a unique name - made of 3 words.

    You can reverse search by the words, so I was thinking...

    Slightly gutted there is no insane.clown.posse but there is an unsafe one.
    Duderonomy

  • RIP MF DOOM

    JimsterJimster
    SPlDEY said:

    unfortunately if you're reading this you will eventually die too.

    Spidey taking the "DOOM" motif and running with it.   

    CHALLENGE : ACCEPTED

    SPlDEY