"I brought a Turkey stuffed with Chestnuts... Would you believe a Pigeon stuffed with breadcrumbs?... Would you believe a Rat stuffed with coughdrops?" Moe
Louie: It's him all right. Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?
Fat Tony: Listen to your heart.
Fat Tony: We need more ammo, let's go to Big Five.
Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson.
Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Homer: Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Homer: Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!
Louie: It's him all right. Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?
Fat Tony: Listen to your heart.
Fat Tony: We need more ammo, let's go to Big Five.
Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson.
Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Homer: Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Homer: Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!
You kids don't know Grand Funk? The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Oh, man!
You kids don't know Grand Funk? The shirtless poetry of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Oh, man!
You kids don't know Grand Funk? The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Oh, man!
A stone-cold classic quote. I always wanted to work the phrase "competent drumwork" into a record review.
"Max Power. He's the man with name you want to touch, but you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear, 'cause his name can be said by anyone. "
"Deb-bie Pin-son!"
"Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it"
"Praise Jeebus!"
"flinstones chewable morphine"
" the baby looked at you?"
"mmm, i don't mind the taste" -krusty
"You've had less than 8 children,haven't you? haven't you?" - apu
"that's the last time I trust the strangest people on earth! "
"can i put some of your baby in my coffee?"
"take that fish wife!"
"all for silus"
"eww, i'll take a crab juice"
"stay cool brett!" (tony hawk says to bart after he drops bart off at school)
Homer: There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.
Barney: Oh yeah? Which president is on it?
Homer: Um, all of them. They are having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch
"i could have smoked that pot, and worn that hair!"
Mayor Quimby: "Au gratin potatoes--that's a quality side!"
I have no idea why I find that so funny. It's not even a joke. Maybe it's the accent that makes it work.
Also, I had to add this all-time classic:
"Who is playing with the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high. Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction."
So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yes, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars!
Comments
Bart: "Great use of the lingo, Homer"
Homer: "10-4, Kimosabe!"
"I hear they shaved a gorilla"
I still use Homer's inflection everytime I say, "I'm on my way!"
"If your nose starts bleeding it means you're picking it too much........or not enough."
"very interesting"
"homer are you even listening to me?"
"very interesting"
Louie: It's him all right. Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?
Fat Tony: Listen to your heart.
Fat Tony: We need more ammo, let's go to Big Five.
Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson.
Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Homer: Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Homer: Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!
Well obsoived!
HALL OF RECORDS
NOT THE GOOD KIND OF RECORDS, HISTORICAL ONES
"Sounds Interesting"
Also, scanning this thread on a Saturday morning can only lead to one thing - SIMPSONSFEST!
Another I use regularly is when Homer is looking for an anchor on the monorail, and he sees Bart. Leading to...
"Think harder, Homer."
b/w
Mono = One
Rail = Rail
A stone-cold classic quote. I always wanted to work the phrase "competent drumwork" into a record review.
"I'm familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda."
"Max Power. He's the man with name you want to touch, but you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear, 'cause his name can be said by anyone. "
"Deb-bie Pin-son!"
"Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it"
"Praise Jeebus!"
"flinstones chewable morphine"
" the baby looked at you?"
"mmm, i don't mind the taste" -krusty
"You've had less than 8 children,haven't you? haven't you?" - apu
"that's the last time I trust the strangest people on earth! "
"can i put some of your baby in my coffee?"
"take that fish wife!"
"all for silus"
"eww, i'll take a crab juice"
"stay cool brett!" (tony hawk says to bart after he drops bart off at school)
Homer: There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.
Barney: Oh yeah? Which president is on it?
Homer: Um, all of them. They are having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch
"i could have smoked that pot, and worn that hair!"
"they's throwin' robots!"
"boo-urns"
I used to be with it,
but then they changed what it was;
now what I'm with ain't it,
and what's it seems weird and scary to me.
I have no idea why I find that so funny. It's not even a joke. Maybe it's the accent that makes it work.
Also, I had to add this all-time classic:
"Who is playing with the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high. Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction."
Hey Krusty, don't you hate pants?
ugghhhh. burn that seat.