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Are Simpsons Quotes Still Cromulent? NRR

dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
edited November 2010 in Strut Central
The ???and heeeeeeeeeeeere come the pretzels??? thread got me thinking if people still quote the yellow bastards in their day to day lives. There was a time when I thought if I knew Shakespeare to the depths that I knew the first dozen seasons of The Simpsons I could really come across as a pretentious bastard.

Please frame your response in the form of a Simpsons quote


"Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?"
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  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    I'd try to stop quoting The Simpsons, but like Homer said, trying is the first step toward failure.
  • dwyhajlodwyhajlo 420 Posts
    Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

    EDIT: To sum up the Strut ethos:
    "Have you ever noticed how white guys have names like Lenny, but black guys have names like Carl?"
  • UnherdUnherd 1,880 Posts
    Stupid babies need the most attention!
  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    dwyhajlo said:
    Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

    please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    And so the caterpillar has emerged from it's cocoon, as a shark...with a gun for a mouth."
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts

    "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    dollar_bin said:
    The ???and heeeeeeeeeeeere come the pretzels??? thread got me thinking if people still quote the yellow bastards in their day to day lives.

    I thought the same same damn thing, "Whitey whackers".
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    *sigh* Looks like it's suicide again for me.
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Mother Superior: "..sir I'm married to Jesus"

    Homer: "Oh right, and I'm married to Wonder Woman!!"
  • dwyhajlodwyhajlo 420 Posts
    I can't get in trouble at school, they put me in the remedial class. I'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mittens pinned to their jackets all year 'round.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    dwyhajlo said:
    I can't get in trouble at school, they put me in the remedial class. I'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mittens pinned to their jackets all year 'round.

    "I just moved here from Canada, so they think I'm slow, eh?"

  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    This quote has been at the bottom of my work email signature for about 3 years now.

    "All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals." - Homer Simpson
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as jelly wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such."

    I quote the Simpsons EVERY DAY, sometimes constantly, and have no intention of curbing this. It's also quite useful in my job (Youth Work) in both relating to my client base, and also illustrating points using examples from the Simspons.
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    "I first knew I was an adult when the judge looked at me and said - 'I'm going to try you as an adult'."

    b/w

    "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos."
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    haven't watched the simpsons in a good couple years now : /
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    "brother...you cant go wrong with cocktail weenies! they taste as good as they look and they come in this little red sauce...it smells like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother it aiiiiint ketchup!"

    "hey weiner boy, where do you think yourrrre going?"
    i use this one frequently but no one seems to know the reference

    "Release the hounds" is a part of american vernacular. always relevant
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    Also, any Simpsons fan worth their salt has had a Ralphism throwdown: you know, where you go quote for quote and the last person to say a Ralph quote wins. I challanged a colleague to this recently and narrowly won.
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    My favourite quote that i use with my wife when she starts on about something weird is:

    "you know Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people."
  • dwyhajlodwyhajlo 420 Posts
    "Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you."
    "Batman?"
    "No, he's a scientist."
    "Batman's a scientist."
    "It's NOT Batman. "
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,538 Posts
    stick around, we'll go bowling.
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    Ralphisms!!

    "my cats breath smells like catfood"

    "me fail english? thats unpossible!"

    "i choo choo choo choose you"
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    tripledouble said:
    Ralphisms!!

    "my cats breath smells like catfood"

    "me fail english? thats unpossible!"

    "i choo choo choo choose you"

    YES!

    "Miss Hoover... which one is one?"
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    tripledouble said:
    Ralphisms!!

    "my cats breath smells like catfood"

    "me fail english? thats unpossible!"

    "i choo choo choo choose you"

    "So...do you like...stuff?"

    Best. Pickup line. EVER!

    Also, I now permanently pronounce "superintendant" as "supernintendo."

    b/w

    The words "dental plan" make me say "Lisa needs braces" pretty much without fail.
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    One sub-genre would be Homer's 'Mmmm...'s.

    'Mmmm... Unexplained Bacon'

    'Mmmm... Invisible Cola'
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    DJ_Enki said:
    tripledouble said:
    Ralphisms!!

    "my cats breath smells like catfood"

    "me fail english? thats unpossible!"

    "i choo choo choo choose you"

    "So...do you like...stuff?"

    Best. Pickup line. EVER!

    Also, I now permanently pronounce "superintendant" as "supernintendo."

    b/w

    The words "dental plan" make me say "Lisa needs braces" pretty much without fail.

    "Principle Skinners is an old man who lives at the school."
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Kinetic said:
    DJ_Enki said:
    tripledouble said:
    Ralphisms!!

    "my cats breath smells like catfood"

    "me fail english? thats unpossible!"

    "i choo choo choo choose you"

    "So...do you like...stuff?"

    Best. Pickup line. EVER!

    Also, I now permanently pronounce "superintendant" as "supernintendo."

    b/w

    The words "dental plan" make me say "Lisa needs braces" pretty much without fail.

    "Principle Skinners is an old man who lives at the school."

  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    Horseleech said:
    Kinetic said:
    DJ_Enki said:
    tripledouble said:
    Ralphisms!!

    "my cats breath smells like catfood"

    "me fail english? thats unpossible!"

    "i choo choo choo choose you"

    "So...do you like...stuff?"

    Best. Pickup line. EVER!

    Also, I now permanently pronounce "superintendant" as "supernintendo."

    b/w

    The words "dental plan" make me say "Lisa needs braces" pretty much without fail.

    "Principle Skinners is an old man who lives at the school."


    "That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."
  • coldgritzcoldgritz 71 Posts
    this thread is gold. haven't seen any of these old episodes in forever, forgot how good the writing was.

    b/w

    "Mattingly! I thought i told you to trim those sideburns! you're off the team for good!"
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  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    Kinetic said:
    Also, any Simpsons fan worth their salt has had a Ralphism throwdown

    EDIT: ralphism already claimed. dammit.
  • coldgritzcoldgritz 71 Posts
    Kinetic - 10 November 2010 07:57 PM
    Also, any Simpsons fan worth their salt has had a Ralphism throwdown

    I bent my wookie...
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