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Are Simpsons Quotes Still Cromulent? NRR

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  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    Cosmo said:


    And for a few years I have consistantly used "boo-urns" in real life. Like that's pretty much fully ingrained in my lexicon.

    definitely. ive been using "its funny cause its true" for over a decade now.
    this shit is ridiculous. the simpsons used to be soooo good
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    "duff beer for me, duff beer for you, i have a duff, you have one too"

    "bart, stop teasing your sister. lisa, drink the water."
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    "the following employees have been terminated: Simpson, Homer. that is all"

    the germans taking over the powerplant was one of the best imo
    that and duff gardens
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    When I get drunk, and occasionally ornery, my wife calls me, "Surly," after Surly Duff.

    On that note...

    "Surly only looks out for one man. And that's Surly."
  • dwyhajlodwyhajlo 420 Posts
    gareth said:
    When I get drunk, and occasionally ornery, my wife calls me, "Surly," after Surly Duff.

    On that note...

    "Surly only looks out for one man. And that's Surly."

    "Mm, sorry Surly."
    "Shut up."
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    "when marge and i argue, i just go down to the bar, pound a couple beers with the guys and stumble home in the mood for love"
  • KadinkKadink Mainstream hip-hop is losing its street edge 98 Posts
    coldgritz said:
    gareth
    Posted: 11 November 2010 12:57 PM
    also the one where flanders is getting a sobriety test as the church bus rolls by:
    "Ha!! high as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!!"

    My favorite line is immediately after this: 'So, where's your messiah now?'

    Also,
    'We don't judge Homer and Marge, that's for a vengeful God.'
    'I've got the prescription for you, doctor. A hot beef injection!
    "We asked you to use the handrail. We told you not to spit over the side.'
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    "See all that stuff in there Homer? That's why your robot never worked."
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    tripledouble said:
    "the following employees have been terminated: Simpson, Homer. that is all"

    the germans taking over the powerplant was one of the best imo
    that and duff gardens

    That episode has the coveted "save until I delete" status on my TiVo. Homer's fantasy of the Land of Chocolate is phenomenal, as is Mr. Burns. "My lickspittle just told me I never cease to amaze him."
  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts
    "roar roar roar, nobody understands you she bear"
  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    gareth said:
    "See all that stuff in there Homer? That's why your robot never worked."

    You could do a whole thread on Itchy and Scratchy Land episode quotes alone. B/W "We need more Bort License Plates"
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Successmanship 101 Teacher: You see that car out there? That's a Bentley Mark XII. They gave one to me, one to Steven Spielberg, and they shot the guy who made it.
    Lenny: I'd hate to be in that union.
  • JefDamJefDam 36 Posts
    Homer: "Weeeeeeeeellll, if it isn't the leader of the nerd patrol, boning up on his weiner lessons."
    Marge: "Homer, leave him alone."
    Homer: "Egg head likes his booky-wook...."

    I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer........

    Bart: "How did you find this place Milhouse?"
    Milhouse: "This is where I come to cry."

    Kirk Van Houten: "This is my bed, it's a race car, do you sleep in a race car?"
    Homer: "No, I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    Homer: Marge! They don't have anywhere to stay. And they're geniuses.
    they'll solve all our problems. They'll elevate us to the
    status of kings on earth!
    Nerd 3: Mr. Simpson? We all have nosebleeds.
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    The greatest vegetarian retort of all time:

    "You don't make friends with salad... you don't make friends with salad."
  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    "We understand, Homer. After all, we are from the land of chocolate."
    "Mmmmm... Land of Chocolate."
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    the simpsons provided me with my go-to pseudonym, Chester J Lampwick. (the original creator of itchy and scratchy/golden rocket car).

    b/w

    moe on the lie detector test is one of the beat gags in television history.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    the simpsons provided me with my go-to pseudonym, Chester J Lampwick. (the original creator of itchy and scratchy/golden rocket car).

    b/w

    moe on the lie detector test is one of the best gags in television history.
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T"
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    Jimbo: "You kissed a girl!! That is so gay!"
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    Edna: "What kind of boy has a tea set?"
    Seymour: "I think we both know the answer to that. A lucky boy!"
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    Cosmo said:

    i don't knooowwww, my dads a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
  • froz1froz1 154 Posts
    Homer to Bart & Lisa: You tried your best and you failed miserably.... The lesson is 'never try'.

    Skinner: Good morning class. A certain...agitator...for privacy's sake let's call her...Lisa S. No, that's too obvious...uuuh, let's say L. Simpson --
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    Cosmo said:

    Give me the keys lover, I feel like changing wigs.
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Cosmo said:

  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    "employees must wash hands???? thats YOUR policy. NOT mine!"
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    But I'm not a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus... save me Jebus!
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    "the doctor said i wouldnt have so many nose bleeds if i just kept my fingers out of there!"
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    at camp krusty: "he's still funny, but not ha ha funny"
  • LurkalotLurkalot 41 Posts
    Milhouseisms: Trabpukcip, Trabpukcip, Trabpukcip (Pick up Bart, from the episode when Homer forgets to pick up Bart from soccer practice)

    "So this is what it sounds like when Dove's cry" (from the episode where Milhouse meets his Shellbyville counterpart)
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