Are Simpsons Quotes Still Cromulent? NRR

vintageinfants

"you ever seen a man say goodbye to his shoes?"

"once."

DJ_Enki

Woimsah said:

believe I also say this at least once a month -

"an alligator? with a hat on? whatever!"

MOE: You can flash-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds.
HOMER: Forty seconds? But I want it now!

Dustbuster

One of my all time favs:

Otis_Funkmeyer

"Where ya goin', baby? You going to dig up the corpses?"
"Yes, Moe. I'm going to dig up the corpses."



"Look Lisa, I don't like you and you don't like me."
"I like you, Moe!"
"Really? Here, have a towelette."

DJ_Enki

All-time classic: Homer going to the Post Office pretending to be Mr. Burns.

HOMER: Hello, I am Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
CLERK: OK, Mr. Burns. What's you first name?
HOMER: I don't know.

I use Homer's pronunciation of "I don't know" all the time.

Also:

"Oooooh, look at me, Marge, I???m making people happy! I???m the magical man from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! By the way I was being sarcastic!"

sabadabada

DJ_Enki said:

All-time classic: Homer going to the Post Office pretending to be Mr. Burns.

HOMER: Hello, I am Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
CLERK: OK, Mr. Burns. What's you first name?
HOMER: I don't know.

I use Homer's pronunciation of "I don't know" all the time.

Also:

"Oooooh, look at me, Marge, I???m making people happy! I???m the magical man from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! By the way I was being sarcastic!"

Then I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!

tripledouble

DJ_Enki said:

I use Homer's pronunciation of "I don't know" all the time.

hell yes

tripledouble

asstro said:

I'm also a big fan of drinking "bourbon, the brownest of the brown liquors".

oh man, that was one of my favorite scenes ever

"whats that? you want me to drink you????"

is that on hulu?

tripledouble

oh shit, you know what i use often?

"Curse their oily hides!!!"

which comes right after..."yes, with ecah bite they get closer to the poisoned donut! Smithers, there is a poisoned donut?" "no the lawyers said it would be illegal"

badder_than_evil

One of my favourites was some episode where Marge or someone had a dance teacher.
When he says goodbye and strutts away it cracks me up..

bassie

Marge: "Music is none of my business."

Bart: "I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows."

tripledouble

badder_than_evil said:

One of my favourites was some episode where Marge or someone had a dance teacher.
When he says goodbye and strutts away it cracks me up..

the french bowling instructor was funny as shit too

"throw , damn you"

sabadabada

I use variations of this one all the time with my wife.

"Tell you what - you come with me to an NRA meeting, and if you still don't think guns are great, we'll argue some more."

badder_than_evil

Is there somewhere to watch episodes online like the South Park sites??

BTW how crappy is South Park now??
Maybe one good episode in a season??

DJ_Enki

sabadabada said:

I use variations of this one all the time with my wife.

"Tell you what - you come with me to an NRA meeting, and if you still don't think guns are great, we'll argue some more."

That episode is filled to the brim with amazing quotes.

"Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face."

"Lisa, if I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around. Do you want that? Huh? Do ya?"

CLERK: Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
HOMER: Five days? But I'm mad now!
[clerk takes gun from Homer]
HOMER: I'd kill you if I had my gun.
CLERK: Yeah, well, you don't.

Another frequently-used quote I bust out whenever folks start getting holier-than-thou about the purity of their diet: "I'm a fifth-level vegan: I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."

sabadabada

Its like he dissapeared into fat air.

LaserWolf

Fun fact, most of the characters last names are streets in Portland.

CherChezLaPLAN

Stupid sexy Flanders!

tripledouble

"YOU KILLED THE ZOMBIE FLANDERS!!!!"
"he was a zombie?"

Mjukis

LaserWolf said:

Fun fact, most of the characters last names are streets in Portland.

I'd hate living on Nahassapeemapetalan street - People sending stuff to me would never get the adress right.

tripledouble

"daaaaad, remember what you promised!"
"Yup. When youre 18, youre out of the house."

DB_Cooper

Mjukis said:

LaserWolf said:

Fun fact, most of the characters last names are streets in Portland.

I'd hate living on Nahassapeemapetalan street - People sending stuff to me would never get the adress right.

Seriously. Hell, you can't even spell address.

tripledouble

"DISCOUNT LION SAFARI!!!!!!"

tripledouble

"comdom. id sure like to live in one of those"

tripledouble

anyone remember what homer says when they catch the senior citizen burglar?

DJ_Enki

tripledouble said:

anyone remember what homer says when they catch the senior citizen burglar?

I don't, but I do remember this exchange:

KENT BROCKMAN: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
HOMER: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
KENT BROCKMAN: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
HOMER: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
KENT BROCKMAN: [pause] Well, touch??.

Kinetic

One of the better new episodes is the one where Bart makes friends with a muslim kid. When the bullies catch up with them, they fire this zinger:

"You're the reason I can't take toothpaste on a plane!"

dollar_bin

Horseleech said:

:five_pager:

Still perfectly cromulent.

We can't pass up the record related quotes, I say this sometimes while cruising my LP shelves:
"We don't have anything in common.
Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records! They stink!"

Don't hate the Sayer, hate the game:

tripledouble

tripledouble said:

anyone remember what homer says when they catch the senior citizen burglar?

I don't, but I do remember this exchange:

KENT BROCKMAN: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
HOMER: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
KENT BROCKMAN: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
HOMER: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
KENT BROCKMAN: [pause] Well, touch??.

ohmyfuckin god that shit was gold. that was a great episode

the homer quote i was looking for was something like "it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person trying to catch it" and the burglar goes "how ironic"

corsic

Dustbuster said:

One of my all time favs:

notice how 90% of the quotes AREN'T from the last 10 years, sad. Haven't watched it in about that long.