And we see you, each of Bassie, Faux, and Edith, trying to undermine the real deal here.
If trying to kiss her or more will creep her out...THEN LET IT. It's creepier that he's gone 2 years without trying anything like that yet.
i guess i can understand that perspective if dude's life has been on pause for so long. i just don't think a move like that is healthy advice when it can result in serious humiliation, even if it is possibly for the better in the big picture.
wouldjalookatthat???! there's a texas rap song for any occasion
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
?So you lost. Next time you?ll win. I?ll show you how. Take a look at Joe McClure here. He used to be my boss, now I?m his. What?s the difference between me and him? We breathe the same air, sleep in the same hotel. He used to own it! Now it belongs to me. We eat the same steak, drink the same bourbon? Look, same manicure, cuff links. But we don?t get the same girls. Why? Because women know the difference. They got instinct. First is first and second is nobody. What makes the difference? Hate. Hate is the word, Benny. Hate the man who tries to kill you. Hate him until you see red and you come out winning the big money. The girls will come tumbling after. You?ll have to shut off the phone and lock the door to get a night?s sleep.?
If you've got the balls, give her a kiss on the cheek when the moment's right. If she responds, then good for you. If she backs off, just say, "You look so nice, I couldn't help it, but sorry if I made you uncomfortable." Leave it at that. She can't be too mad at a tiny kiss. This litmus test will let you know where you stand in terms of potentially dating/bedding her. If it doesn't work in your favor, you'll be able to move on with a clear conscious knowing that you at least made a move.
I'm sorry, but this is a super-creepy move.
She has already made it clear that she is not interested.
indeed, this has nothing to do with having balls. it would only make things incredibly awkward from her perspective and chances it would drive her away quickly.
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If trying to kiss her or more will creep her out...THEN LET IT. It's creepier that he's gone 2 years without trying anything like that yet.
If you had any style, you would also know how to keep it from being cramped.
You have no idea, dude...no idea.
None of us do.
I therefore call upon you to demonstrate the swag to us. Let it bloom forth like a great Texan rose. Do it now. Sprankle us.
If your other posts on women are any example, I'm afraid we do.
i guess i can understand that perspective if dude's life has been on pause for so long. i just don't think a move like that is healthy advice when it can result in serious humiliation, even if it is possibly for the better in the big picture.
You should write a book, Harv, on how to hollerate and move with that swaggeration.
"Chapter 1: She's just not that into you. But go ahead and kiss her just to be sure."
I hope his cooking is better than his advice.
That first sentence is loser talk...never that.
It's no longer 1965.
ugh, why are you typing like that. and are you the guy who said you wanted to bounce a girl around like she would really be into that
Yup.
But..but..but...it worked for Michael Scott!