i use "i didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck" a lot. as in "i didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that they could charge me $120 to install my cable."
"those who are late will receive no fruit cup" from high anxiety
"i know he can get the job, but can he do the job? i'm not arguing that with you.... I'm not arguing that with you... i know he can get the job....." joe vs the valcano
Pulp Fiction "Well allow me to retort" "Look at the big brain on Brad" "I had to crash that Honda"
Animal House: "Double secret probation" "Have a beer, don't cost nothing" "You mind if we dance with yo dates"
Raising Arizona "I do believe you've gotta panty on your head" "Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase" "Who wears the pants in this family H-I?"
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My favorite of the moment which I have been using often
"You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping my friends."
"Will you keep it down? I'm tryin' to IRON in here!" - Hairspray
"The life of a heterosexual is a dull and boring life!" - Female Trouble
"Not on Christmas!" - Female Trouble
"Chip, you know how I hate the 'brown' word" - Serial Mom
Haha. I like "Joo ready to get fucked, mang?" because you can use it in a lot of instances.
b/w
"We shouldn't be blocking his cock. We should be guiding his cock."
every time i ummmm let one slip
"YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Negoggjggiate..."
Both from Style Wars.
"those who are late will receive no fruit cup" from high anxiety
"i know he can get the job, but can he do the job? i'm not arguing that with you.... I'm not arguing that with you... i know he can get the job....." joe vs the valcano
LOL
"And remember folks, be good to your parents....they've been good to you."
I trot that out every time I'm running to the kitchen for a refill or taking drink orders or whatever.
"Son, fat, drunk and stupid is on way to go through life."
"If you mention extortion again I'll have your legs broken."
"Is it supposed to be this soft?"
"This will make her take you seriously."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
^One of my all-time favorite movies.
which just so happens to have been co-written and directed by one of the dudes on which the Coen Bros. based the Walter Sobchak character.
Not exactly a lightweight
"......braaaggin' on yo limousine......YEAH!" - Trading Places
Bulk of the series.
Pulp Fiction
"Well allow me to retort"
"Look at the big brain on Brad"
"I had to crash that Honda"
Animal House:
"Double secret probation"
"Have a beer, don't cost nothing"
"You mind if we dance with yo dates"
Raising Arizona
"I do believe you've gotta panty on your head"
"Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase"
"Who wears the pants in this family H-I?"
"What the Hell we suppossed to do ya Moron!"
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?"
"I hate Dottie Hinkle."
"I hate her too."
"I hate her guts."
"Someone ought to *kill* her. Give her a wwwhhhhhhiiiiikkk, happy face."
I like to use this one when someone suggests moving from one watering hole to the next. It's lost on most people.