Movie quotes you find yourself repeating
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"They cut my thumb Charlie" (pope of greenich village)"Your mother mozzerella tastes like shoeleather" (pope of greenich village)"gunga gung galunga" "so I got that goin' for me" (caddyshack)"your so money and you don't even know how money you are" (swingers)"like house of pain was going to do anything" (swingers)"you think you're bigtime? well you're gonna die big time!" (carlito's way)"I hate people but i love gatherings" (clerks)add on plz
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"Let's not go sucking each other's dicks just yet gentlemen." Pulp Fiction
Lost more, but those are a couple.
"Phone's Ringin' Dude... Thank you, Donnie." - Lebowski
"Be the ball... ner ner ner ner ner ner ner" - usually when i'm trying to explain to someone how to do something
"You gotta be f*ckin kidding me" - The Thing
"This is how I spell relief" - Inner Space (prior to jettisoning Mr Igo into the gastric juices)
"Those aren't pillows!" - Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
"Lanolin?" -Anchorman
"Audrey. Audrey" - Anchorman
"San Diego, means whales vagina" -Anchorman
"No Thank-you. I Like My Coffee Black Just Like My Men" -Flying High (Airplane)
"Do I Offend?" - Pretty In Pink
"I Don't Have Time For This Mickey Mouse Bulls**t" -The Professional/Leon
"I just want my phone call" - Dark Knight
"But Brandon, Dat Didn Cwost Anything" - Welcome To The Dollhouse
"When in Rome...." -- Anchorman (needs to be said with a Burguny-esque inflection and at times when it doesn't apply)
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule." -- Clerks
"[fill in a task here] ain't like dusting crops, boy!" -- Star Wars
"Fooled you!" -- Spaceballs (needs to be said with a Dark Helmet-esque inflection)
I could go on for days with this stuff....
"who wants to go for a moustache ride" (paraphrasing) -supertroopers
"spider pig spider pig
does whatever a spider pig does
can he swing from a web
no he can't he's a pig
look ooout he's a spider pig"
-homer, simpsons movie
When we walk our dogs and I want them to go faster I say: "Los, Beeilung! Das ist hier kein Schnitzelbank!" (same movie)
Of course with the appropriate, overdone nazi kraut accent.
i use this a lot and it never comes out right.
"bueller bueller" ferris bueller's day off
"If you will it, Dude, it is no dream... Theodore Hertzel. State of Israel." - Lebowski
Johnny's 15 minute Lebowski quote reminds me that I have a personal policy that if I ever start my own business, a working knowledge of the Lebowski may be a requirement for employment.
I'm a little more serious than I should be on that... really, it is a creative/frame of reference thing.
i remember watching it a few years back with a friend and there's a scene where these thugs dressed in pink or something try to crash the party and i said "there's no way that's coming back, no matter the 20 year fashion cycle" and here we are
Ha! I definitely use "Oh, we're goin' there" a lot, but "there" is never Pleasuretown, as it is when Ron Burgundy utters the line.
"Right in the babymaker."
"Well, that really escalated quick. I mean, that got out of hand, didn't it?"
"Get to tha choppah!!!"..."Coom on, keeeel meeeee!!! Ahm rite heer!!! Dooo eet noweee!!!" (Predator)
"Assumption is the mother of all F*ck ups" (Eric Bogosian in the second Under Siege. There were some hillarious lines from him in other parts)
"I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation."
" Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy."
Here are some faves:
-"Do you believe in Jesus?...You're gonna meet Him" (Death Wish 2)
-"You bet' not tell nobody but God, it'll kill yo mama." (The Color Purple)
-"I can sleep with another woman, go home, kiss me wife and sleep like a baby. You, on the other hand, you have emotions..."(I Think I Love My Wife; Steve Buscemi is my dude)
-"I don't need to go heels to get the ups on a tub like you" (Tombstone)
-"It's a miracle! He up and vanished like a fart in the wind" (Shawshank Redemption)
-"I'll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the Sodomites. You'll think you've been fucked by a train!!!" (Shawshank Redemption)
-"I don't know what I'ma enjoy more tonight, kickin' your ass or nailin' your mother." (Mr. Woodcock)
-"It ain't nobody else's business. It's between me, you, and this soon to be living the rest of his short-ass life in agonizing pain, rapist here... You got that hillbilly boy?" (Pulp Fiction)
-"You smoke crack don't ya, answer me boy, don't you smoke crack?" (Lean on Me)
-"Why Ike, maybe poker's not your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest!!!" (Tombstone)
-"Nah, don't stop him, let him kick his ass..." (Dead Presidents)
-"Don't touch a hair on his head while my mother's alive" (The Godfather)
-"I'ma go outside and wait for you, geechie. And when you come out, I'ma whoop your Black, Southern ass..." (A Soldier's Story)
-"I don't take no lip from no bartenders neither. Gotta give somebody a rap on the beak to get some respect around here..." (Tombstone)
-"I remember Tommy would shine you shoes and make 'em look like f*ckin' mirrors..." (Goodfellas)
-"Shine 'em up, Gibbs, I wanna see my face in 'em" (Black Caesar)
-"Turn yo punk-ass over!!!" (Boyz in the Hood)
-"I've been smellin' yo shit for 25 years, you can stand mine for 5 [cot]damn minutes" (Friday)
-"Where you from, England?" (A Soldier's Story)
-"You're takin' Tubby with you tomorrow" (Deliverance)
-"It's an 88 special, it'll shoot through the victim, the wall, the tree outside..." (Johnny Dangerously)
-"It's like ball, dick, ball...sort like a division sign" (Superbad).
Those are some freestyle. I'll bring more later.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
I've run that one out a time or two. Believe it ends:
"You hear me talking hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by damn sight...." blah,blah,blah, medieval on your ass.
That part of that scene is ICE f*cking COLD.