Movie quotes you find yourself repeating

245

  Comments


  • ageage 1,131 Posts

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Anchorman's great for that stuff.

    "Right in the babymaker."

    "Well, that really escalated quick. I mean, that got out of hand, didn't it?"

    I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!!
    b/w
    Milk was a bad choice!

  • Also from Pulp Fiction...

    "I'm hanging up the phone... Prank caller! Prank Caller!"

  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    "what is this.... a centre for ants" - Zoolander

    "You're an ideas man, Steve" - The caslte. I say this to women at work all the time


  • You were on a gravy train with biscuit wheels-Kingpin
    I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty-Groucho Marx in Monkey Business
    Deebo be like shut the F... up, i do, but when he leave, i be talkin again-Smokey in Friday
    oh i'm afraid the deflector sheild will be quite operational when your friends arive-Empire Strikes Back

    and many more

  • "have fun storming the castle" - princess bride

    for some reason i'm always saying that to people when they are off to go do something. even if they are just going home.

    "but i need these clothes to work in!" - cooley high.

    a friend used to always quote that line perfectly. now any time someone snaps on my gear or my clothes get a little messy i find myself saying that or thinking it in my head.

  • the_dLthe_dL 1,531 Posts
    i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

  • "I wanna buy you corndogs girly" kids

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Yo,

    Here are some more:

    -"Get up, get up!!! You shoulda' been bobbin' and weavin', Deebo!!!" (Friday)
    -"Betta make that coffee to go" (Goodfellas).
    -"I'm dyin' Wyatt, how are you?" (Tombstone)
    -"You need to slit Mista's throat and worry about heaven later" (A Color Purple)
    -"Bury me!!! What in the hell is wrong with you people?" (The Savages)
    -"You killed that girl, you did, you did it..." (And Justice For All)
    -"You fargin' sneaky bastaches!!!" (Johnny Dangerously)
    -"You want me dead Ray? I'm already dead" (Sugar Hill)
    -"You got too many brains and not enough cock and balls" (Road Trip)
    -"You might get your ass whipped quick" (Harlem Nights)
    -"Prepared to be woo-ed" (Let's Go to Prison)
    -"Don't you ever bite the hand that feeds you, nigga" (Dead Presidents)
    -"I'm Mo Green!!! I made my bones while you were bangin' cheerleaders!!!"(The Godfather)
    -"What? You think I'd make my sister a widow" (The Godfather)
    -"And if that goomba tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no bandleader!!!" (The Godfather, before the famous "Arabian head" in the bed scene. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!)
    -"I know if we fucked, you'd love it" (Kids)
    -"I thought Bugsy said to cut him, then cut him" (Harlem Nights)
    -"Don't blame me, boy, God made you Black" (A Soldier's Story)
    -"I wanted to marry an officer, not some Okie from the Skokie" (An Officer and a Gentleman)
    -"No I don't accept the challenge 'cause Balboa is no challenge. But, I'll be more than happy to beat up on him some more..." (Rocky III)
    -"You're lucky your boys came when they did Cates, I was 'bout to get in ya ass..." (48 Hours)
    -"Phil is spelled with the P, not an F champ, ch-ch-ch-champ..." (Harlem Nights)
    -"You can't have no kids unless you get some pussy. Now I be knockin' the bottom outta mine, don't I mama?" (Which Way is Up?)

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • UnherdUnherd 1,880 Posts
    I work with a dude named Brad, and he's constantly getting "Check OUT the big brain on Brad!" from me. Pulp fiction for those not knowing....

    I also like:
    "Put that coffee down" or "Coffee's for closers" Glengary Glen Ross
    "Losers always whine about their best" The Rock
    "I want you inside of me" or "Meet me at the picnic table in 30 seconds" Wet Hot American Summer

  • At 3 o'clock you get raped- Welcome to the dollhouse

    Put it on the Underhill's bill -Fletch

    Imma fine yo ass, Imma fine yo ass - Ike Turner threatening to fine Ikettes in that crappy Ike and Tina movie

  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    "Donger have you seen my automobile?" "AUTOMOBILE????" (sixteen candles)



    "you mean we're smokin' dogshit?... that's some good dogshit!" "let me see your liscense. Isn't it on the back of the car?" (cheech & chong)


    Remove Ya!" (rockers - the best reggae movie - EVAR!)

    "two dollars" (better off dead)

    "wherever you go, there you are" (brady bunch movie)

    "can you dig it? can you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig it" (warriors)

    "Jimmy got his nickname because he said everything twice, like, "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers." (goodfellas)

    "what is your major malfunction numnuts?" (full metal jacket)

    "hey rocky why don't you take Adrian to the zoo. I hear retards love the zoo" (rocky)

    "Holy shite. What the F*ck is that? It's the new Belle and Sebastian... It's a record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry. Well, that's unfortunate, because it sucks ass. (high-fidelity)

    " Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
    Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... (office space)

    "Mr. Spicoli. That's the name they gave me. hey your ripping my card. yea. hey bud what's your problem? No problem at all? I think you know where the principal's office is. You DICK!" (fast times at ridgemont high)

  • Lumberg may be one of the more quotable characters in movie history, and I mean that.

    His lines have become almost a dialect, known as North American Middle Management.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    "have fun storming the castle" - princess bride

    for some reason i'm always saying that to people when they are off to go do something. even if they are just going home.


    My old roommate used to say that every time I headed out to a gig.

    I'm a big fan of: "You keep saying that word...I don't think it means what you think it means."

  • At 3 o'clock you get raped- Welcome to the dollhouse

    hahahahha- didn't wanna go there, but boy did i have a crush on that kid.......still do actually.

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey,

    I'll add these:

    -"Way to go, Spider, don't take no shit offa nobody!!!" (Goodfellas)
    -"You come when I tell you to come, and go when I tell you to go!!! You my nigga?" (Lockdown)
    -"I can't quit, I got nowhere else to goooooo!!!!! I got nowhere else to gooooo!!!!" (An Officer and a Gentleman)
    -"And when I see'd you Celie, I knew there was a God" (The Color Purple)
    -"Do you hit her? Nuttin' better to get a woman to mind than a good, sound beatin'" (The Color Purple)
    -"You move like you don't wanna get laid" (The Last American Virgin)
    -"Crabs? You crazy kids, today, ha-ha, crabs at your age..." (The Last American Virgin)
    -"Did you come? Did you come? Take me home, now!!!" (Goin' All the Way; Fran Drescher B-movie in the 80's)
    -"Whadya think I am, a lowdown worm like youuuuuuuu!!!!!" (Scarface)
    -"Your mother must really love you" (response) "Uuuuh, uuuh, uuuuh, uuuuh!!!!..."(Forest Gump)

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I know it's probably just me, but I think quoting any Will Ferrell movie is akin to wearing those cheesy frat boy t-shirts like this


  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    I know it's probably just me, but I think quoting any Will Ferrell movie is akin to wearing those cheesy frat boy t-shirts like this


  • buttonbutton 1,475 Posts
    Not quite a movie quote, but "f*ckin' thing SUCKS!" from that Bill O'Reilly freak out video has been been working for me rather nicely.

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Quoting any movie, except Scarface, is pretty white...

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Quoting any movie, except Scarface, is pretty white...

    La Bamba is an exception too, but you have to Mexican to quote that.

    Empanadamn and I say so.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    "No Thank-you. I Like My Coffee Black Just Like My Men" -Flying High (Airplane)


  • "I didn't mean to get blood on your floor, Henjry."

  • buttonbutton 1,475 Posts
    A lot of these quotes seem a little too long, arbitrary, or scene-specific to actually ever be dropped IRL.


  • "I didn't mean to get blood on your floor, Henjry."


    ahahahah....

    'nice to meet youz hendry'

  • At 3 o'clock you get raped- Welcome to the dollhouse

    hahahahha- didn't wanna go there, but boy did i have a crush on that kid.......still do actually.


    thats my boy brendan!! he's a socialist now rather than a socialite but my brother and i make him say that line all the time. we also used to make him say the other girls line when he gives her a cookie...with lisp "but thith didn't cothed anything"

  • I know it's probably just me, but I think quoting any Will Ferrell movie is akin to wearing those cheesy frat boy t-shirts like this


    Ferrell peaked in Jay & Silent Bob then it was all downhill.

    The only thing I laughed at with him since then was the, "Dear Lord, Baby Jesus..."

  • At 3 o'clock you get raped- Welcome to the dollhouse

    hahahahha- didn't wanna go there, but boy did i have a crush on that kid.......still do actually.


    thats my boy brendan!! he's a socialist now rather than a socialite but my brother and i make him say that line all the time. we also used to make him say the other girls line when he gives her a cookie...with lisp "but thith didn't cothed anything"

    GET OUT OF TOWN!! Too funny!! not a bad look fella that one!!haha!!
    yeah i still to this day say her line is my worst jersey (?) accent!!

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    A lot of these quotes seem a little too long, arbitrary, or scene-specific to actually ever be dropped IRL.


    I'm my case, I imitate the scenes on the joke-tip (cause I like them). Every now in then, I'll cite a line in conversation (e.g., "I can't do it, Sally" responding to a student asking for points at the end of the semester).

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • "N O spells nuh unhh" Rivers Edge

    "22...23...whatever it takes" Mr. Mom

    "I feel a little discombobulated..."
    "yes, I know the feeling" Mystery Train
Sign In or Register to comment.