SoulStrut dudes - Hot or Not?

bassie · July 2005

too fat?too slutty?talks too much shit?a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)can't rap?can't mix?doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?has man-breasts?has a beer belly?too pasty?too ashy?still lives with mom and dad?still lives off mom and dad?can't hold his long-island iced teas?has never spent more than $85 for a record?

DJPrestige · July 2005

looks like a pirate?

funky16corners · July 2005

too fat?
too slutty?
talks too much shit?
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
can't rap?
can't mix?
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
has man-breasts?
has a beer belly?
too pasty?
too ashy?
still lives with mom and dad?
still lives off mom and dad?
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
has never spent more than $85 for a record?

Come on...Crink doesn't live with his parents anymore....

...come home Crink, all is forgiven...

z_illa · July 2005

too fat?
can't rap?
can't mix?
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
has man-breasts?
has a beer belly?
too pasty?
has never spent more than $85 for a record?

fuck you.

can't hold his long-island iced teas?

hollor.

Delay · July 2005

too slutty?
talks too much shit?

guilty as charged.

Fatback · July 2005

too fat?
too slutty?
talks too much shit?
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
can't rap?
can't mix?
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
has man-breasts?
has a beer belly?
too pasty?
too ashy?
still lives with mom and dad?
still lives off mom and dad?
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
has never spent more than $85 for a record?

damn. miss bassie's swinging like hillary swank

bassie · July 2005

too fat?
too slutty?
talks too much shit?
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
can't rap?
can't mix?
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
has man-breasts?
has a beer belly?
too pasty?
too ashy?
still lives with mom and dad?
still lives off mom and dad?
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
has never spent more than $85 for a record?

damn. miss bassie's swinging like hillary swank

LOL!
see now - that's an outfit she looks good in!

funky16corners · July 2005

too fat?
too slutty?
talks too much shit?
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
can't rap?
can't mix?
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
has man-breasts?
has a beer belly?
too pasty?
too ashy?
still lives with mom and dad?
still lives off mom and dad?
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
has never spent more than $85 for a record?

damn. miss bassie's swinging like hillary swank

I'm still operating under the assumption that Hilary Swank is a dude and Chad Lowe is not (a dude)...

DocBeezy · July 2005

I'm still operating under the assumption that Hilary Swank is a dude and Chad Lowe is not (a dude)...

yes. same here

flatblackplastic · July 2005

too fat?
too slutty?
talks too much shit?
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
can't rap?
can't mix?
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
has man-breasts?
has a beer belly?
too pasty?
too ashy?
still lives with mom and dad?
still lives off mom and dad?
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
has never spent more than $85 for a record?

Come on...Crink doesn't live with his parents anymore....

...come home Crink, all is forgiven...

where is crink? jail?

DocBeezy · July 2005

I think he just wised up and got the fuck outta here.

gloom · July 2005

a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

Cosmo · July 2005

too slutty?
has a beer belly?

faux_rillz · July 2005

a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

Isn't it more the selection than it is the depth of the crates, though? [color:#666666]*

*I mean, not that I don't have crates...[/color]

NateBizzo · July 2005

I'm fucking gorgeous.

I need to put on vagina repellant every time I leave my house.

You think I'm joking.

bassie · July 2005

a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

Isn't it more the selection than it is the depth of the crates, though? [color:#666666]*

*I mean, not that I don't have crates...[/color]

I can't speak for all music lovers, but I would say, yes, this is generally true.

However, if the volume is so low that you can't even hear it or appreciate the finer nuances of the songs or, alternately, so loud that one has to shut it off due to the pain and for fear of hurting oneself, then the selection alone is not enough.

mylatency · July 2005

I'm fucking gorgeous.

I need to put on vagina repellant every time I leave my house.

You think I'm joking.

SIK!

Strider79it · July 2005

a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

ahhhhhhhhhhhh I love women with high expectations peniswise.....

SexyBNyce · July 2005

vagina repellant

Cosmo · July 2005

Strider79it · July 2005

I think he talk like sam jackson in "jackie Brown"....

..."i think you need nigga-repellant,jackie"

Fatback · July 2005

I'm fucking gorgeous.

I need to put on vagina repellant every time I leave my house.

You think I'm joking.

or

maybe because you're the only dude in a 200 mile radius who does look like this

silvertone · July 2005

too much cop steez?
say word!

www.sixtoo.net

funky16corners · July 2005

I'm fucking gorgeous.

I need to put on vagina repellant every time I leave my house.

You think I'm joking.

or

maybe because you're the only dude in a 200 mile radius who does look like this

Vagina repellant = patchouli???

johmbolaya · July 2005

too fat?

Unknown · July 2005

Yeah, that's the first thing I remember about Vermont - dates everywhere.

K.

johmbolaya · July 2005

a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

ahhhhhhhhhhhh I love women with high expectations peniswise.....

Strider79it · July 2005

NewLifeTrio · July 2005

too fat?
too slutty?
talks too much shit?
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
can't rap?
can't mix?
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
has man-breasts?
has a beer belly?
too pasty?
too ashy?
still lives with mom and dad?
still lives off mom and dad?
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
has never spent more than $85 for a record?

All of the above.

hans_lucas · July 2005

Moi:

too fat? a bit

too slutty? girlfriend for 5 years

talks too much shit? politics, or film - yes

a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!) About as dude as my record collection (1500-2000)

can't rap? does slurring on the mic while djing drunk count?

can't mix? can't beatmatch

doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy? wearing nice tight suit at Sharon Jones show

has man-breasts? not to rival a woman's

has a beer belly? okay, yes - genetics, not beer (okay, some beer)

too pasty? film editor tan

too ashy? wotdismean? blunts?

still lives with mom and dad? they in Vancouver

still lives off mom and dad? wish I did

can't hold his long-island iced teas? I puked after 9 martinis once

has never spent more than $85 for a record? little dude in this respect

My best guess for average SoulStrut dude:

too fat? a lot of skinny record dude pics have been posted

too slutty? after reading some of Big Stacks' posts about the old days, I would say this tips towards yes

talks too much shit? it's an internet forum, for Christ's sake

a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!) I am not speculating on the size of dudes' dinks

can't rap? too busy digging beats

can't mix? tracks, yes; maybe not socially

doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy? looks good in shit that is?

has man-breasts? not yet

has a beer belly? see answer above

too pasty? crate digger tan

too ashy? same as pasty?

still lives with mom and dad? no (now that ako has found his own place)

still lives off mom and dad? if they have good jawns to steal

can't hold his long-island iced teas? not while cueing

has never spent more than $85 for a record? most are big dudes (I'm talking about records!)

Reynaldo · July 2005

too hot.

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