SoulStrut dudes - Hot or Not?

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    first time was shoplifting a De La Soul-Stakes Is High CD from Best Buy when it came out. After that, all graffiti related bullshit(malicious damages for days,tresspassing,etc).
    Wrong thread, dude...


    HAHAHAHAHA I love when stuff like that happens.


  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    too fat?......can stand to lose 5 lbs[/b]

    too slutty?.........no comment[/b]

    talks too much shit?..........."shit" no.."truth" yes[/b]

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!).......nigga please[/b]

    can't rap?.....rappers are corny [/b]

    can't mix?.....i was mixing when these dudes were in diapers[/b]

    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?.......dont know and dont care to know[/b]

    has man-breasts?.........no[/b]

    has a beer belly?.......somewhat[/b]

    too pasty?...........next question[/b]

    too ashy?.........baby oil gel is so necessary[/b]

    still lives with mom and dad?......... mom would love that[/b]

    still lives off mom and dad?...........i would love that[/b]

    can't hold his long-island iced teas?..............i can hold mines and yours[/b]

    has never spent more than $85 for a record?........unfortunantely i have[/b]






  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    first time was shoplifting a De La Soul-Stakes Is High CD from Best Buy when it came out. After that, all graffiti related bullshit(malicious damages for days,tresspassing,etc).
    Wrong thread, dude...


    HAHAHAHAHA I love when stuff like that happens.


    me too!

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    I'm a fucking fox

    You kinda look like Will Smith.




  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    this thread is bogus. the girls on soulstrut probly look like fuckin shrek and shit. FUCKS OUTTA HERE.

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    this thread is bogus. the girls on soulstrut probly look like fuckin shrek and shit. FUCKS OUTTA HERE.

    I like this new, assertive TheMack. Speak it, player.

  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts


    NICE SHIRT

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    sayin. im a sexy guy, no?

  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts


    NOT A NICE SHIRT.....and go buy some light bulbs

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    sayin, thats how i roll homie. poor status

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    have no fear themack, you can sell a couple raers and buy a whole new wardrobe like a true pimp, have you thought about it like that? I know you can digitize vinyl cos I seen your gear

    saying

    BBW are da bomb, they think I'm cute so yeah proof that

    Soulstrut dudes are hot, no ayo.[/b]


  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    BBW are da bomb, they think I'm cute so yeah proof that

    How big is BBW? I've seen some BBW that are like, thick, and then I've seen BBW that need the fire department to come and saw through their door frame.

  • novasolnovasol 204 Posts
    borg-9

    heh heh, he said 'borg'


    FYI

    This actress was married to one time angelic 2004 Illinois Republican congressional wanna-be Jack Ryan (I believe that's his name), who ran against Democrat Barak O'bama who won. A scandal broke out during the race, when Mr. Ryan under pressure, released his divorce records. Turns out he took her to sex clubs in his attempts to realize his fantasy of semi-public intercourse / wife swaping. She was distraught enough by his "come ons" that it eventually led to their divorce and his later political downfall.




  • NICE SHIRT

    OH SHIT HOW DID YOU GET A PIC OF PAUL WALL NEXT TO A CEILING FAN!?!?!

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    Sheeeit, I'd swap her out too

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    BBW are da bomb, they think I'm cute so yeah proof that

    How big is BBW? I've seen some BBW that are like, thick, and then I've seen BBW that need the fire department to come and saw through their door frame.

    medium to huge
    sky's the limit
    whatever floats your boat
    it takes all kinds

    SAYING!

    "HOOKED IT UP FOR LATER
    THINKING WILL I LIVE
    ANOTHER 24"

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    BBW are da bomb, they think I'm cute so yeah proof that

    How big is BBW? I've seen some BBW that are like, thick, and then I've seen BBW that need the fire department to come and saw through their door frame.

    medium to huge
    sky's the limit
    whatever floats your boat
    it takes all kinds

    SAYING!

    "HOOKED IT UP FOR LATER
    THINKING WILL I LIVE
    ANOTHER 24"

    Mmm Thick is good, but if they float in the pool without any effort then it's too much


    I like to call that "The Buoyancy Test"

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    lol

    LIKE i SAID DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS

    TASTE THE RAINBOW, NO AYYO

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Is TheMack really tall or is his ceiling really low?

    And Mark, you don't have to say "no ayyo" after everything. It doesn't make what you write any less gay.


  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    borg-9

    heh heh, he said 'borg'


    FYI

    This actress was married to one time angelic 2004 Illinois Republican congressional wanna-be Jack Ryan (I believe that's his name), who ran against Democrat Barak O'bama who won. A scandal broke out during the race, when Mr. Ryan under pressure, released his divorce records. Turns out he took her to sex clubs in his attempts to realize his fantasy of semi-public intercourse / wife swaping. She was distraught enough by his "come ons" that it eventually led to their divorce and his later political downfall.

    So, she's available?

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Is TheMack really tall or is his ceiling really low?

    And Mark, you don't have to say "no ayyo" after everything. It doesn't make what you write any less gay.



    HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ZING!

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    too fat?
    Nope. Alhough I recently went from a 32 to a 34 seemingly overnight. Had to buy a whole new wardrobe, too. Now it's strictly flat-fronts, hoLmes![/b]

    too slutty?
    Somewhat. I have quite a few female friends, and the majority of them have been more than platonic at some point. I'm one of the few people I know that's remained on good terms with damn near everybody I've ever held hands with, kissed and/or fucked. I'm the go-to guy for (so far) at least 3 lady friends. When they're between relationships, I'm the one they call. I'm safe, fun and they know I have the utmost respect for them. I love being that dude.[/b]

    talks too much shit?
    At times, yes.[/b]

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
    A (platonic) lady friend of mine once said to me "I have a question for you." My response - without missing a beat and enforcing my pervertedness - was "About 7 1/2, but don't let that discourage you." Her question, of course, was nowhere close to being sexual. (I'm a perverted - yet remarkably honest - motherfucker.)[/b]

    can't rap?
    I used to fuck around around a little, but yeah, basically I can't.[/b]

    can't mix?
    I'm not the dopest DJ, but I not the worst either.[/b]

    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
    I only rock baggy 'cause personally, I feel like I don't look good otherwise.[/b]

    has man-breasts?
    Nope. I'm a skinny dude.[/b]

    has a beer belly?
    I've never drank alcohol in my life. (*see below)[/b]

    too pasty?
    For a Mexican who's lived in Arizona all his life, yes. I'm the lightest one in my family.[/b]

    too ashy?
    Never. It's all about that cocoa butter.[/b]

    still lives with mom and dad?
    I'm 30 years old, why would I do that?[/b]

    still lives off mom and dad?
    The day I turned 18 Mom began charging me rent. (That means HELL NO.)[/b]

    can't hold his long-island iced teas?
    I WILL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE. (*wink wink)[/b]

    has never spent more than $85 for a record?
    Again, now why would I do that?![/b]

    Herm

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts


  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts


    too fat?

    No way, never been. Work out so I feel and look good.

    too slutty?

    No way. I have self respect and don't need to sleep around to prove my worth. Never had so much as herpes and I'm not starting now.

    talks too much shit?

    Only on fat guys that sleep around!

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

    Just right!

    can't rap?

    I can write rhymes, but my voice is not for rap.

    can't mix?

    Can mix better then a lot of people I pay to see.

    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?

    Look good in baggy and tighty.

    has man-breasts?

    Ugggh! NO!

    has a beer belly?

    Don't like beer.

    too pasty?

    Only in the middle of winter when most people are.

    too ashy?

    Never had dry skin.

    still lives with mom and dad?

    HA AHHA HA AHA ! No.

    still lives off mom and dad?

    No

    can't hold his long-island iced teas?

    Once ran a bar out of Long Isl Tea mix! No kidding. Me and a couple friends were going to town on them in Canada. FInally the bartender said "sorry you ran me out of the mix, here's a couple free shots for spending so much!"

    has never spent more than $85 for a record?

    Never spent more than $110.



  • deepbrntdeepbrnt 241 Posts


    too fat?

    No way, never been. Work out so I feel and look good.

    too slutty?

    No way. I have self respect and don't need to sleep around to prove my worth. Never had so much as herpes and I'm not starting now.

    talks too much shit?

    Only on fat guys that sleep around!

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

    Just right!

    can't rap?

    I can write rhymes, but my voice is not for rap.

    can't mix?

    Can mix better then a lot of people I pay to see.

    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?

    Look good in baggy and tighty.

    has man-breasts?

    Ugggh! NO!

    has a beer belly?

    Don't like beer.

    too pasty?

    Only in the middle of winter when most people are.

    too ashy?

    Never had dry skin.

    still lives with mom and dad?

    HA AHHA HA AHA ! No.

    still lives off mom and dad?

    No

    can't hold his long-island iced teas?

    Once ran a bar out of Long Isl Tea mix! No kidding. Me and a couple friends were going to town on them in Canada. FInally the bartender said "sorry you ran me out of the mix, here's a couple free shots for spending so much!"

    has never spent more than $85 for a record?

    Never spent more than $110.



    yo volumen, i don't know you or anything, but those were like the gayest responses ever.

  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    I WILL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE. (*wink wink)[/b]

    AYYYYYYYY YYYYYOOOOOOOOOO


    THE MACK:

    the broads on soulsturt are a couple of Foxxxy dames, buh-lee dat.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Look fellas, I know you think you are super sexy and all that, but seriously, how can you ever hope to compare with this:







    ?????????????????????????????????



    SEXY.

  • Strider79itStrider79it 1,176 Posts
    too fat?
    Nope. Alhough I recently went from a 32 to a 34 seemingly overnight. Had to buy a whole new wardrobe, too. Now it's strictly flat-fronts, hoLmes![/b]

    too slutty?
    Somewhat. I have quite a few female friends, and the majority of them have been more than platonic at some point. I'm one of the few people I know that's remained on good terms with damn near everybody I've ever held hands with, kissed and/or fucked. I'm the go-to guy for (so far) at least 3 lady friends. When they're between relationships, I'm the one they call. I'm safe, fun and they know I have the utmost respect for them. I love being that dude.[/b]

    talks too much shit?
    At times, yes.[/b]

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
    A (platonic) lady friend of mine once said to me "I have a question for you." My response - without missing a beat and enforcing my pervertedness - was "About 7 1/2, but don't let that discourage you." Her question, of course, was nowhere close to being sexual. (I'm a perverted - yet remarkably honest - motherfucker.)[/b]

    can't rap?
    I used to fuck around around a little, but yeah, basically I can't.[/b]

    can't mix?
    I'm not the dopest DJ, but I not the worst either.[/b]

    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
    I only rock baggy 'cause personally, I feel like I don't look good otherwise.[/b]

    has man-breasts?
    Nope. I'm a skinny dude.[/b]

    has a beer belly?
    I've never drank alcohol in my life. (*see below)[/b]

    too pasty?
    For a Mexican who's lived in Arizona all his life, yes. I'm the lightest one in my family.[/b]

    too ashy?
    Never. It's all about that cocoa butter.[/b]

    still lives with mom and dad?
    I'm 30 years old, why would I do that?[/b]

    still lives off mom and dad?
    The day I turned 18 Mom began charging me rent. (That means HELL NO.)[/b]

    can't hold his long-island iced teas?
    I WILL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE. (*wink wink)[/b]

    has never spent more than $85 for a record?
    Again, now why would I do that?![/b]

    Herm





    too fat?

    No way, never been. Work out so I feel and look good.

    too slutty?

    No way. I have self respect and don't need to sleep around to prove my worth. Never had so much as herpes and I'm not starting now.

    talks too much shit?

    Only on fat guys that sleep around!

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

    Just right!

    can't rap?

    I can write rhymes, but my voice is not for rap.

    can't mix?

    Can mix better then a lot of people I pay to see.

    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?

    Look good in baggy and tighty.

    has man-breasts?

    Ugggh! NO!

    has a beer belly?

    Don't like beer.

    too pasty?

    Only in the middle of winter when most people are.

    too ashy?

    Never had dry skin.

    still lives with mom and dad?

    HA AHHA HA AHA ! No.

    still lives off mom and dad?

    No

    can't hold his long-island iced teas?

    Once ran a bar out of Long Isl Tea mix! No kidding. Me and a couple friends were going to town on them in Canada. FInally the bartender said "sorry you ran me out of the mix, here's a couple free shots for spending so much!"

    has never spent more than $85 for a record?

    Never spent more than $110.










  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey Miss Bassie,



    Here goes:



    too fat?-Somewhat, but I'm losing weight to get in shape.



    too slutty?-Nope, I'm happily married.



    talks too much shit?-Nah, I'm a humble cat who shows and proves.



    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)-Wifey knows da' deal. Cock-deeze like the pornos.



    can't rap?-I comes nice with the vocab on numerous cameos over the years. The freestyles are tight as well. Flava!!!



    can't mix?-Man, I started out mixin' back then, so it comes natural.



    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?-I like room in my gear, cause I'm a big fella. I don't do nut-huggers.



    has man-breasts?-Nope, the chest is crazy manly.



    has a beer belly?-That's where the weight-loss comes in.



    too pasty?-Not at all, I'm a chocolate-milk colored brotha.



    too ashy?-Nope. That's what the St. Ives Vitamin E and Vitamin A Advanced Therapy Lotion is for. I'm silky, yo, smooth and chocolately!!!



    still lives with mom and dad?-Nope, I run my own kingdom. Mom and pop didn't raise us (me and my brother) that way.



    still lives off mom and dad?-I pay the cost to be the boss. Mom and pop wouldn't have carried us anyway. Normally, Black folks don't play that shit!!!



    can't hold his long-island iced teas?-I'm a two-drink cat these days. Back then, though, I used to put away some beer and liquor (and the "la la" too).



    has never spent more than $85 for a record?-Not true. I've jumped high to get an LP here and there over the years.



    Peace,



    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    Look fellas, I know you think you are super sexy and all that, but seriously, how can you ever hope to compare with this:







    ?????????????????????????????????



    SEXY.

    i'm out..i can't compete with a guy on a unicycle. chicks hate pirates anyway...especially the fucking hook arm. it's a good thing i grabbed my lady before she saw those skills!
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