first time was shoplifting a De La Soul-Stakes Is High CD from Best Buy when it came out. After that, all graffiti related bullshit(malicious damages for days,tresspassing,etc).
first time was shoplifting a De La Soul-Stakes Is High CD from Best Buy when it came out. After that, all graffiti related bullshit(malicious damages for days,tresspassing,etc).
have no fear themack, you can sell a couple raers and buy a whole new wardrobe like a true pimp, have you thought about it like that? I know you can digitize vinyl cos I seen your gear
saying
BBW are da bomb, they think I'm cute so yeah proof that
BBW are da bomb, they think I'm cute so yeah proof that
How big is BBW? I've seen some BBW that are like, thick, and then I've seen BBW that need the fire department to come and saw through their door frame.
This actress was married to one time angelic 2004 Illinois Republican congressional wanna-be Jack Ryan (I believe that's his name), who ran against Democrat Barak O'bama who won. A scandal broke out during the race, when Mr. Ryan under pressure, released his divorce records. Turns out he took her to sex clubs in his attempts to realize his fantasy of semi-public intercourse / wife swaping. She was distraught enough by his "come ons" that it eventually led to their divorce and his later political downfall.
BBW are da bomb, they think I'm cute so yeah proof that
How big is BBW? I've seen some BBW that are like, thick, and then I've seen BBW that need the fire department to come and saw through their door frame.
medium to huge sky's the limit whatever floats your boat it takes all kinds
SAYING!
"HOOKED IT UP FOR LATER THINKING WILL I LIVE ANOTHER 24"
BBW are da bomb, they think I'm cute so yeah proof that
How big is BBW? I've seen some BBW that are like, thick, and then I've seen BBW that need the fire department to come and saw through their door frame.
medium to huge sky's the limit whatever floats your boat it takes all kinds
SAYING!
"HOOKED IT UP FOR LATER THINKING WILL I LIVE ANOTHER 24"
Mmm Thick is good, but if they float in the pool without any effort then it's too much
This actress was married to one time angelic 2004 Illinois Republican congressional wanna-be Jack Ryan (I believe that's his name), who ran against Democrat Barak O'bama who won. A scandal broke out during the race, when Mr. Ryan under pressure, released his divorce records. Turns out he took her to sex clubs in his attempts to realize his fantasy of semi-public intercourse / wife swaping. She was distraught enough by his "come ons" that it eventually led to their divorce and his later political downfall.
too fat? Nope. Alhough I recently went from a 32 to a 34 seemingly overnight. Had to buy a whole new wardrobe, too. Now it's strictly flat-fronts, hoLmes![/b]
too slutty? Somewhat. I have quite a few female friends, and the majority of them have been more than platonic at some point. I'm one of the few people I know that's remained on good terms with damn near everybody I've ever held hands with, kissed and/or fucked. I'm the go-to guy for (so far) at least 3 lady friends. When they're between relationships, I'm the one they call. I'm safe, fun and they know I have the utmost respect for them. I love being that dude.[/b]
talks too much shit? At times, yes.[/b]
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!) A (platonic) lady friend of mine once said to me "I have a question for you." My response - without missing a beat and enforcing my pervertedness - was "About 7 1/2, but don't let that discourage you." Her question, of course, was nowhere close to being sexual. (I'm a perverted - yet remarkably honest - motherfucker.)[/b]
can't rap? I used to fuck around around a little, but yeah, basically I can't.[/b]
can't mix? I'm not the dopest DJ, but I not the worst either.[/b]
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy? I only rock baggy 'cause personally, I feel like I don't look good otherwise.[/b]
has man-breasts? Nope. I'm a skinny dude.[/b]
has a beer belly? I've never drank alcohol in my life. (*see below)[/b]
too pasty? For a Mexican who's lived in Arizona all his life, yes. I'm the lightest one in my family.[/b]
too ashy? Never. It's all about that cocoa butter.[/b]
still lives with mom and dad? I'm 30 years old, why would I do that?[/b]
still lives off mom and dad? The day I turned 18 Mom began charging me rent. (That means HELL NO.)[/b]
can't hold his long-island iced teas? I WILL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE. (*wink wink)[/b]
has never spent more than $85 for a record? Again, now why would I do that?![/b]
No way, never been. Work out so I feel and look good.
too slutty?
No way. I have self respect and don't need to sleep around to prove my worth. Never had so much as herpes and I'm not starting now.
talks too much shit?
Only on fat guys that sleep around!
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
Just right!
can't rap?
I can write rhymes, but my voice is not for rap.
can't mix?
Can mix better then a lot of people I pay to see.
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
Look good in baggy and tighty.
has man-breasts?
Ugggh! NO!
has a beer belly?
Don't like beer.
too pasty?
Only in the middle of winter when most people are.
too ashy?
Never had dry skin.
still lives with mom and dad?
HA AHHA HA AHA ! No.
still lives off mom and dad?
No
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
Once ran a bar out of Long Isl Tea mix! No kidding. Me and a couple friends were going to town on them in Canada. FInally the bartender said "sorry you ran me out of the mix, here's a couple free shots for spending so much!"
No way, never been. Work out so I feel and look good.
too slutty?
No way. I have self respect and don't need to sleep around to prove my worth. Never had so much as herpes and I'm not starting now.
talks too much shit?
Only on fat guys that sleep around!
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
Just right!
can't rap?
I can write rhymes, but my voice is not for rap.
can't mix?
Can mix better then a lot of people I pay to see.
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
Look good in baggy and tighty.
has man-breasts?
Ugggh! NO!
has a beer belly?
Don't like beer.
too pasty?
Only in the middle of winter when most people are.
too ashy?
Never had dry skin.
still lives with mom and dad?
HA AHHA HA AHA ! No.
still lives off mom and dad?
No
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
Once ran a bar out of Long Isl Tea mix! No kidding. Me and a couple friends were going to town on them in Canada. FInally the bartender said "sorry you ran me out of the mix, here's a couple free shots for spending so much!"
has never spent more than $85 for a record?
Never spent more than $110.
yo volumen, i don't know you or anything, but those were like the gayest responses ever.
too fat? Nope. Alhough I recently went from a 32 to a 34 seemingly overnight. Had to buy a whole new wardrobe, too. Now it's strictly flat-fronts, hoLmes![/b]
too slutty? Somewhat. I have quite a few female friends, and the majority of them have been more than platonic at some point. I'm one of the few people I know that's remained on good terms with damn near everybody I've ever held hands with, kissed and/or fucked. I'm the go-to guy for (so far) at least 3 lady friends. When they're between relationships, I'm the one they call. I'm safe, fun and they know I have the utmost respect for them. I love being that dude.[/b]
talks too much shit? At times, yes.[/b]
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!) A (platonic) lady friend of mine once said to me "I have a question for you." My response - without missing a beat and enforcing my pervertedness - was "About 7 1/2, but don't let that discourage you." Her question, of course, was nowhere close to being sexual. (I'm a perverted - yet remarkably honest - motherfucker.)[/b]
can't rap? I used to fuck around around a little, but yeah, basically I can't.[/b]
can't mix? I'm not the dopest DJ, but I not the worst either.[/b]
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy? I only rock baggy 'cause personally, I feel like I don't look good otherwise.[/b]
has man-breasts? Nope. I'm a skinny dude.[/b]
has a beer belly? I've never drank alcohol in my life. (*see below)[/b]
too pasty? For a Mexican who's lived in Arizona all his life, yes. I'm the lightest one in my family.[/b]
too ashy? Never. It's all about that cocoa butter.[/b]
still lives with mom and dad? I'm 30 years old, why would I do that?[/b]
still lives off mom and dad? The day I turned 18 Mom began charging me rent. (That means HELL NO.)[/b]
can't hold his long-island iced teas? I WILL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE. (*wink wink)[/b]
has never spent more than $85 for a record? Again, now why would I do that?![/b]
Herm
too fat?
No way, never been. Work out so I feel and look good.
too slutty?
No way. I have self respect and don't need to sleep around to prove my worth. Never had so much as herpes and I'm not starting now.
talks too much shit?
Only on fat guys that sleep around!
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
Just right!
can't rap?
I can write rhymes, but my voice is not for rap.
can't mix?
Can mix better then a lot of people I pay to see.
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
Look good in baggy and tighty.
has man-breasts?
Ugggh! NO!
has a beer belly?
Don't like beer.
too pasty?
Only in the middle of winter when most people are.
too ashy?
Never had dry skin.
still lives with mom and dad?
HA AHHA HA AHA ! No.
still lives off mom and dad?
No
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
Once ran a bar out of Long Isl Tea mix! No kidding. Me and a couple friends were going to town on them in Canada. FInally the bartender said "sorry you ran me out of the mix, here's a couple free shots for spending so much!"
has never spent more than $85 for a record?
Never spent more than $110.
Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
Hey Miss Bassie,
Here goes:
too fat?-Somewhat, but I'm losing weight to get in shape.
too slutty?-Nope, I'm happily married.
talks too much shit?-Nah, I'm a humble cat who shows and proves.
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)-Wifey knows da' deal. Cock-deeze like the pornos.
can't rap?-I comes nice with the vocab on numerous cameos over the years. The freestyles are tight as well. Flava!!!
can't mix?-Man, I started out mixin' back then, so it comes natural.
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?-I like room in my gear, cause I'm a big fella. I don't do nut-huggers.
has man-breasts?-Nope, the chest is crazy manly.
has a beer belly?-That's where the weight-loss comes in.
too pasty?-Not at all, I'm a chocolate-milk colored brotha.
too ashy?-Nope. That's what the St. Ives Vitamin E and Vitamin A Advanced Therapy Lotion is for. I'm silky, yo, smooth and chocolately!!!
still lives with mom and dad?-Nope, I run my own kingdom. Mom and pop didn't raise us (me and my brother) that way.
still lives off mom and dad?-I pay the cost to be the boss. Mom and pop wouldn't have carried us anyway. Normally, Black folks don't play that shit!!!
can't hold his long-island iced teas?-I'm a two-drink cat these days. Back then, though, I used to put away some beer and liquor (and the "la la" too).
has never spent more than $85 for a record?-Not true. I've jumped high to get an LP here and there over the years.
Look fellas, I know you think you are super sexy and all that, but seriously, how can you ever hope to compare with this:
?????????????????????????????????
SEXY.
i'm out..i can't compete with a guy on a unicycle. chicks hate pirates anyway...especially the fucking hook arm. it's a good thing i grabbed my lady before she saw those skills!
Comments
HAHAHAHAHA I love when stuff like that happens.
me too!
You kinda look like Will Smith.
I like this new, assertive TheMack. Speak it, player.
NICE SHIRT
NOT A NICE SHIRT.....and go buy some light bulbs
saying
BBW are da bomb, they think I'm cute so yeah proof that
Soulstrut dudes are hot, no ayo.[/b]
How big is BBW? I've seen some BBW that are like, thick, and then I've seen BBW that need the fire department to come and saw through their door frame.
FYI
This actress was married to one time angelic 2004 Illinois Republican congressional wanna-be Jack Ryan (I believe that's his name), who ran against Democrat Barak O'bama who won. A scandal broke out during the race, when Mr. Ryan under pressure, released his divorce records. Turns out he took her to sex clubs in his attempts to realize his fantasy of semi-public intercourse / wife swaping. She was distraught enough by his "come ons" that it eventually led to their divorce and his later political downfall.
OH SHIT HOW DID YOU GET A PIC OF PAUL WALL NEXT TO A CEILING FAN!?!?!
medium to huge
sky's the limit
whatever floats your boat
it takes all kinds
SAYING!
"HOOKED IT UP FOR LATER
THINKING WILL I LIVE
ANOTHER 24"
Mmm Thick is good, but if they float in the pool without any effort then it's too much
I like to call that "The Buoyancy Test"
LIKE i SAID DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS
TASTE THE RAINBOW, NO AYYO
And Mark, you don't have to say "no ayyo" after everything. It doesn't make what you write any less gay.
So, she's available?
HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ZING!
Nope. Alhough I recently went from a 32 to a 34 seemingly overnight. Had to buy a whole new wardrobe, too. Now it's strictly flat-fronts, hoLmes![/b]
too slutty?
Somewhat. I have quite a few female friends, and the majority of them have been more than platonic at some point. I'm one of the few people I know that's remained on good terms with damn near everybody I've ever held hands with, kissed and/or fucked. I'm the go-to guy for (so far) at least 3 lady friends. When they're between relationships, I'm the one they call. I'm safe, fun and they know I have the utmost respect for them. I love being that dude.[/b]
talks too much shit?
At times, yes.[/b]
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
A (platonic) lady friend of mine once said to me "I have a question for you." My response - without missing a beat and enforcing my pervertedness - was "About 7 1/2, but don't let that discourage you." Her question, of course, was nowhere close to being sexual. (I'm a perverted - yet remarkably honest - motherfucker.)[/b]
can't rap?
I used to fuck around around a little, but yeah, basically I can't.[/b]
can't mix?
I'm not the dopest DJ, but I not the worst either.[/b]
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
I only rock baggy 'cause personally, I feel like I don't look good otherwise.[/b]
has man-breasts?
Nope. I'm a skinny dude.[/b]
has a beer belly?
I've never drank alcohol in my life. (*see below)[/b]
too pasty?
For a Mexican who's lived in Arizona all his life, yes. I'm the lightest one in my family.[/b]
too ashy?
Never. It's all about that cocoa butter.[/b]
still lives with mom and dad?
I'm 30 years old, why would I do that?[/b]
still lives off mom and dad?
The day I turned 18 Mom began charging me rent. (That means HELL NO.)[/b]
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
I WILL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE. (*wink wink)[/b]
has never spent more than $85 for a record?
Again, now why would I do that?![/b]
Herm
too fat?
No way, never been. Work out so I feel and look good.
too slutty?
No way. I have self respect and don't need to sleep around to prove my worth. Never had so much as herpes and I'm not starting now.
talks too much shit?
Only on fat guys that sleep around!
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
Just right!
can't rap?
I can write rhymes, but my voice is not for rap.
can't mix?
Can mix better then a lot of people I pay to see.
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
Look good in baggy and tighty.
has man-breasts?
Ugggh! NO!
has a beer belly?
Don't like beer.
too pasty?
Only in the middle of winter when most people are.
too ashy?
Never had dry skin.
still lives with mom and dad?
HA AHHA HA AHA ! No.
still lives off mom and dad?
No
can't hold his long-island iced teas?
Once ran a bar out of Long Isl Tea mix! No kidding. Me and a couple friends were going to town on them in Canada. FInally the bartender said "sorry you ran me out of the mix, here's a couple free shots for spending so much!"
has never spent more than $85 for a record?
Never spent more than $110.
yo volumen, i don't know you or anything, but those were like the gayest responses ever.
AYYYYYYYY YYYYYOOOOOOOOOO
THE MACK:
the broads on soulsturt are a couple of Foxxxy dames, buh-lee dat.
?????????????????????????????????
SEXY.
Here goes:
too fat?-Somewhat, but I'm losing weight to get in shape.
too slutty?-Nope, I'm happily married.
talks too much shit?-Nah, I'm a humble cat who shows and proves.
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)-Wifey knows da' deal. Cock-deeze like the pornos.
can't rap?-I comes nice with the vocab on numerous cameos over the years. The freestyles are tight as well. Flava!!!
can't mix?-Man, I started out mixin' back then, so it comes natural.
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?-I like room in my gear, cause I'm a big fella. I don't do nut-huggers.
has man-breasts?-Nope, the chest is crazy manly.
has a beer belly?-That's where the weight-loss comes in.
too pasty?-Not at all, I'm a chocolate-milk colored brotha.
too ashy?-Nope. That's what the St. Ives Vitamin E and Vitamin A Advanced Therapy Lotion is for. I'm silky, yo, smooth and chocolately!!!
still lives with mom and dad?-Nope, I run my own kingdom. Mom and pop didn't raise us (me and my brother) that way.
still lives off mom and dad?-I pay the cost to be the boss. Mom and pop wouldn't have carried us anyway. Normally, Black folks don't play that shit!!!
can't hold his long-island iced teas?-I'm a two-drink cat these days. Back then, though, I used to put away some beer and liquor (and the "la la" too).
has never spent more than $85 for a record?-Not true. I've jumped high to get an LP here and there over the years.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
i'm out..i can't compete with a guy on a unicycle. chicks hate pirates anyway...especially the fucking hook arm. it's a good thing i grabbed my lady before she saw those skills!