SoulStrut dudes - Hot or Not?
bassie
11,710 Posts
too fat?too slutty?talks too much shit?a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)can't rap?can't mix?doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?has man-breasts?has a beer belly?too pasty?too ashy?still lives with mom and dad?still lives off mom and dad?can't hold his long-island iced teas?has never spent more than $85 for a record?
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Come on...Crink doesn't live with his parents anymore....
...come home Crink, all is forgiven...
fuck you.
hollor.
guilty as charged.
damn. miss bassie's swinging like hillary swank
LOL!
see now - that's an outfit she looks good in!
I'm still operating under the assumption that Hilary Swank is a dude and Chad Lowe is not (a dude)...
yes. same here
where is crink? jail?
Isn't it more the selection than it is the depth of the crates, though? [color:#666666]*
*I mean, not that I don't have crates...[/color]
I'm fucking gorgeous.
I need to put on vagina repellant every time I leave my house.
You think I'm joking.
I can't speak for all music lovers, but I would say, yes, this is generally true.
However, if the volume is so low that you can't even hear it or appreciate the finer nuances of the songs or, alternately, so loud that one has to shut it off due to the pain and for fear of hurting oneself, then the selection alone is not enough.
SIK!
ahhhhhhhhhhhh I love women with high expectations peniswise.....
..."i think you need nigga-repellant,jackie"
or
maybe because you're the only dude in a 200 mile radius who does look like this
say word!
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Vagina repellant = patchouli???
K.
All of the above.
too fat? a bit
too slutty? girlfriend for 5 years
talks too much shit? politics, or film - yes
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!) About as dude as my record collection (1500-2000)
can't rap? does slurring on the mic while djing drunk count?
can't mix? can't beatmatch
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy? wearing nice tight suit at Sharon Jones show
has man-breasts? not to rival a woman's
has a beer belly? okay, yes - genetics, not beer (okay, some beer)
too pasty? film editor tan
too ashy? wotdismean? blunts?
still lives with mom and dad? they in Vancouver
still lives off mom and dad? wish I did
can't hold his long-island iced teas? I puked after 9 martinis once
has never spent more than $85 for a record? little dude in this respect
My best guess for average SoulStrut dude:
too fat? a lot of skinny record dude pics have been posted
too slutty? after reading some of Big Stacks' posts about the old days, I would say this tips towards yes
talks too much shit? it's an internet forum, for Christ's sake
a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!) I am not speculating on the size of dudes' dinks
can't rap? too busy digging beats
can't mix? tracks, yes; maybe not socially
doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy? looks good in shit that is?
has man-breasts? not yet
has a beer belly? see answer above
too pasty? crate digger tan
too ashy? same as pasty?
still lives with mom and dad? no (now that ako has found his own place)
still lives off mom and dad? if they have good jawns to steal
can't hold his long-island iced teas? not while cueing
has never spent more than $85 for a record? most are big dudes (I'm talking about records!)