SoulStrut dudes - Hot or Not?

bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
edited July 2005 in Strut Central
too fat?too slutty?talks too much shit?a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)can't rap?can't mix?doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?has man-breasts?has a beer belly?too pasty?too ashy?still lives with mom and dad?still lives off mom and dad?can't hold his long-island iced teas?has never spent more than $85 for a record?
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  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    looks like a pirate?

  • too fat?
    too slutty?
    talks too much shit?
    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
    can't rap?
    can't mix?
    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
    has man-breasts?
    has a beer belly?
    too pasty?
    too ashy?
    still lives with mom and dad?
    still lives off mom and dad?
    can't hold his long-island iced teas?
    has never spent more than $85 for a record?



    Come on...Crink doesn't live with his parents anymore....







































    ...come home Crink, all is forgiven...

  • z_illaz_illa 867 Posts
    too fat?
    can't rap?
    can't mix?
    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
    has man-breasts?
    has a beer belly?
    too pasty?
    has never spent more than $85 for a record?




    fuck you.

    can't hold his long-island iced teas?


    hollor.

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    too slutty?
    talks too much shit?

    guilty as charged.

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    too fat?
    too slutty?
    talks too much shit?
    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
    can't rap?
    can't mix?
    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
    has man-breasts?
    has a beer belly?
    too pasty?
    too ashy?
    still lives with mom and dad?
    still lives off mom and dad?
    can't hold his long-island iced teas?
    has never spent more than $85 for a record?

    damn. miss bassie's swinging like hillary swank


  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    too fat?
    too slutty?
    talks too much shit?
    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
    can't rap?
    can't mix?
    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
    has man-breasts?
    has a beer belly?
    too pasty?
    too ashy?
    still lives with mom and dad?
    still lives off mom and dad?
    can't hold his long-island iced teas?
    has never spent more than $85 for a record?

    damn. miss bassie's swinging like hillary swank


    LOL!
    see now - that's an outfit she looks good in!

  • too fat?
    too slutty?
    talks too much shit?
    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
    can't rap?
    can't mix?
    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
    has man-breasts?
    has a beer belly?
    too pasty?
    too ashy?
    still lives with mom and dad?
    still lives off mom and dad?
    can't hold his long-island iced teas?
    has never spent more than $85 for a record?

    damn. miss bassie's swinging like hillary swank


    I'm still operating under the assumption that Hilary Swank is a dude and Chad Lowe is not (a dude)...

  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts


    I'm still operating under the assumption that Hilary Swank is a dude and Chad Lowe is not (a dude)...


    yes. same here

  • too fat?
    too slutty?
    talks too much shit?
    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
    can't rap?
    can't mix?
    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
    has man-breasts?
    has a beer belly?
    too pasty?
    too ashy?
    still lives with mom and dad?
    still lives off mom and dad?
    can't hold his long-island iced teas?
    has never spent more than $85 for a record?



    Come on...Crink doesn't live with his parents anymore....







































    ...come home Crink, all is forgiven...

    where is crink? jail?

  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    I think he just wised up and got the fuck outta here.

  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)





  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts

    too slutty?
    has a beer belly?

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

    Isn't it more the selection than it is the depth of the crates, though? [color:#666666]*













    *I mean, not that I don't have crates...[/color]

  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts

    I'm fucking gorgeous.

    I need to put on vagina repellant every time I leave my house.


    You think I'm joking.



  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)

    Isn't it more the selection than it is the depth of the crates, though? [color:#666666]*













    *I mean, not that I don't have crates...[/color]

    I can't speak for all music lovers, but I would say, yes, this is generally true.

    However, if the volume is so low that you can't even hear it or appreciate the finer nuances of the songs or, alternately, so loud that one has to shut it off due to the pain and for fear of hurting oneself, then the selection alone is not enough.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    I'm fucking gorgeous.

    I need to put on vagina repellant every time I leave my house.


    You think I'm joking.



    SIK!

  • Strider79itStrider79it 1,176 Posts




    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)








    ahhhhhhhhhhhh I love women with high expectations peniswise.....




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  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts

  • Strider79itStrider79it 1,176 Posts
    I think he talk like sam jackson in "jackie Brown"....

    ..."i think you need nigga-repellant,jackie"

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts

    I'm fucking gorgeous.

    I need to put on vagina repellant every time I leave my house.


    You think I'm joking.





    or

    maybe because you're the only dude in a 200 mile radius who does look like this





  • silvertonesilvertone 765 Posts
    too much cop steez?
    say word!

    www.sixtoo.net


  • I'm fucking gorgeous.

    I need to put on vagina repellant every time I leave my house.


    You think I'm joking.





    or

    maybe because you're the only dude in a 200 mile radius who does look like this





    Vagina repellant = patchouli???

  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    too fat?






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    Yeah, that's the first thing I remember about Vermont - dates everywhere.

    K.

  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts


    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)



    ahhhhhhhhhhhh I love women with high expectations peniswise.....



  • Strider79itStrider79it 1,176 Posts





  • too fat?
    too slutty?
    talks too much shit?
    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!)
    can't rap?
    can't mix?
    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy?
    has man-breasts?
    has a beer belly?
    too pasty?
    too ashy?
    still lives with mom and dad?
    still lives off mom and dad?
    can't hold his long-island iced teas?
    has never spent more than $85 for a record?

    All of the above.

  • hans_lucashans_lucas 159 Posts
    Moi:



    too fat? a bit

    too slutty? girlfriend for 5 years

    talks too much shit? politics, or film - yes

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!) About as dude as my record collection (1500-2000)

    can't rap? does slurring on the mic while djing drunk count?

    can't mix? can't beatmatch

    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy? wearing nice tight suit at Sharon Jones show

    has man-breasts? not to rival a woman's

    has a beer belly? okay, yes - genetics, not beer (okay, some beer)

    too pasty? film editor tan

    too ashy? wotdismean? blunts?

    still lives with mom and dad? they in Vancouver

    still lives off mom and dad? wish I did

    can't hold his long-island iced teas? I puked after 9 martinis once

    has never spent more than $85 for a record? little dude in this respect



    My best guess for average SoulStrut dude:



    too fat? a lot of skinny record dude pics have been posted

    too slutty? after reading some of Big Stacks' posts about the old days, I would say this tips towards yes

    talks too much shit? it's an internet forum, for Christ's sake

    a little dude (and i'm not talking about records!) I am not speculating on the size of dudes' dinks

    can't rap? too busy digging beats

    can't mix? tracks, yes; maybe not socially

    doesn't look good in anything which isn't baggy? looks good in shit that is?

    has man-breasts? not yet

    has a beer belly? see answer above

    too pasty? crate digger tan

    too ashy? same as pasty?

    still lives with mom and dad? no (now that ako has found his own place)

    still lives off mom and dad? if they have good jawns to steal

    can't hold his long-island iced teas? not while cueing

    has never spent more than $85 for a record? most are big dudes (I'm talking about records!)

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    too hot.
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