First Dirk gets suspended for hacking AK47 last night and this morning at 4:00AM he was busted for robbing a Liquor Store......as he was being arrested he apparently mumbled something about sweaters and swagger??
woah, i thought this was a joke at first. did he really steal some liquor?! It's one thing for Nelly to be sneaking a bottle into the locker room, but this is like Shaq leading the Suns to the promised land. Impossible!
Yo Dirk, you're wasted! I know you were pounding those Jager Bombs, right??
"nah son, straight creme de menthe. hit up some of that kahlua too."
You guys do know I was kidding about the Liquor Store robbery...right....I don't need to hear Jim Rhome say..."Today we get a letter from Yoochi who has some inside info on the Mav's star forward"......
You guys do know I was kidding about the Liquor Store robbery...right....I don't need to hear Jim Rhome say..."Today we get a letter from Yoochi who has some inside info on the Mav's star forward"......
You guys do know I was kidding about the Liquor Store robbery...right....I don't need to hear Jim Rhome say..."Today we get a letter from Yoochi who has some inside info on the Mav's star forward"......
This is kind of how I picture the one GenePontecorvo.
Ouch. Not even man. I may have no style, but it's better than whatever that is. No goatee has ever graced this chin. I also would never do that to my cap bill, rare occasion that I might wear one.
This is kind of how I picture the one GenePontecorvo.
Ouch. Not even man. I may have no style, but it's better than whatever that is. No goatee has ever graced this chin. I also would never do that to my cap bill, rare occasion that I might wear one.
Oh, sorry, I thought you once specifically admitted to having facial hair like that--guess I misread your poast.
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I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and believe he thought he was stealing Absinthe.
Take that schitt to the goth poetry thread in the Announcements section.
"nah son, straight creme de menthe. hit up some of that kahlua too."
woah, i thought this was a joke at first. did he really steal some liquor?! It's one thing for Nelly to be sneaking a bottle into the locker room, but this is like Shaq leading the Suns to the promised land. Impossible!
Oh how the mighty have fallen....
Creamy Thievez Anthem:
Dirk be to tenderberries what key be to lock.
i've watched that video around five times already. so glad that it popped up on youtube this morning.
You guys do know I was kidding about the Liquor Store robbery...right....I don't need to hear Jim Rhome say..."Today we get a letter from Yoochi who has some inside info on the Mav's star forward"......
OH SHIT. Cuban's facial expression at the end there is priceless!!!
the anal-retentive poasther strikes again!
This is kind of how I picture the one GenePontecorvo.
Possibly even better than the Dirk und Damp Keystone Kops routine.
Ouch. Not even man. I may have no style, but it's better than whatever that is. No goatee has ever graced this chin. I also would never do that to my cap bill, rare occasion that I might wear one.
Oh, sorry, I thought you once specifically admitted to having facial hair like that--guess I misread your poast.
Hilarious.
Anyone who clowns my team is an undergrown unsuccessful person. There is no other possible explanation.
This isn't sound thinking? My bad.
I'm speaking to the relish of the hate.
But really:
I HAD TO WATCH THAT GUY FALL DOWN FIVE TIMES IT WAS SO FUNNY AND MADE ME HAPPY.
Saying.
you got me. i am all of those things.
that video clip is objectively funny. there is no room for interpretation. if you don't think that video is funny, there is something wrong with you.
I wasn't talking about stature again. And you seem like a nice guy w/ the charity work and all.
Here's what happens to GP:
Two Dirk jokes and I'm good, ready to laugh at the man and the foibles he has. Hell, I think Rock initiated this round.
Then it turns into 40 Dirk jokes and I'm seeing red. Yes, I am an idiot. I love you all.
There are a lot of funny pictures of Dirk Nowitski out there, probably because hes such a friendly/nice guy.
Uh no they aren't.
Kobe vs Kings in the fourth quarter. Kobe comes out on top!
G.O.D.