World Cup sh*t tawk

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  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    MusicaDelAlma said:
    Was gonna say. Goals of the tourney so far for me:

    Cahill volley
    Van Persie superman header


  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    ^^^^^^
    Top notch gif thing, shame you couldn't lose VP in the final seconds of the clip tho

    vintageinfants said:
    Oli─ì looks like he learned to play in prison.

    I'm just saying..... he could probably take you to see some bodies.

    YES
    No doubt those years of strife in eastern Euroman places breeds a certain steeliness. See it all the time in the local barmaid population. Thousand year old soul-R.

    My StrutTeam in action tonight. Who will call it?
    Sterling to carry unfair burden of expectation and have a quiet game.
    Rooney to stop looking like dude who's just realised this is his last big tournament, lose the panic-stricken eyes and score a goal.
    Hart to prove he's extremely average and always capable of momentary fuckwittery.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,946 Posts
    I call 1-0 to the Ing-er-land.

    Early goal from Sturridge then park the bus because they will be knackered.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Spain had nothing last night. Xabi Alonso, in particular, was catastrophically bad. Even up against the clock, all they could do was just keep knocking it about in the vain hope of somehow getting behind that Chilean back-line. The entire team was a shadow of its former self, underlined by the arrival of Torres, whose inability to get into the game summed up their tournament. Quite a few international careers came to an end last night, I reckon.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,946 Posts
    ^^^ THIS

    I could not believe

    1) That Xavi wasn't on to run things, and
    2) As the second half played out, that I was watching a team that needed at least 2 goals to stay in the World Cup.

    Still the tikki-takka. Except, with no Xavi, it was more tikki. No-one to come up with the final pass, and the "Strikers" having a mare when presented with rare chances.

    Chile wanted it badly and played at an intense level for the whole game. Well done.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Torres: file under "if Shola Ameobi is your game-changer super sub..."

    Actually Spain looked more entertaining with occasional long ball and a more direct midfield.
    Certainly better than that carousel kaleidoscope nonsense.
    Diego Costa: time will tell but he seems nothing special.
    Totally the wrong fit for Spain.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    JectWon said:




    Minimalist, functional, bleak, brutal, ugly, free of panache.
    Mirrors the team perfectly.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    JectWon said:
    Australia/Netherlands is the game of the tourney (at this point, IMO)

    Holland vs Spain was also great. Holland games have been good because their defence is terrible and they seem aware enough to put all of their energy into attacking, and with Percy & Robben that means goals.

    Chile beat England in a pre-tournament warm-up game, don't think we ever tested their keeper. They looked good then, against Spain they played even better. I think against the Ozzies they simply took their foot off the gas too soon, and I bet their manager warned them against doing that. I think Chile will be in the last 4. Only Germany or Italy have looked more impressive to me.

  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    skel said:

    Minimalist, functional, bleak, brutal, ugly, free of panache.
    Mirrors the team perfectly.

    How dare you blaspheme my Squad like that....


  • well played.


  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    well played.


    I saw dude on an espn broadcast the other day and was like blah, but this ad is really great. Cements this little dummy as my favorite USA soccerman. Maybe it's low blood sugar or I just woke up after ten hours of sleep or it's sunny...but everything's gonna be alright and this dude is my friend.

    I love it, thanks.


  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,946 Posts
    Toure flopping down like a beached trout.

    If trout were near the beach.

    Bang it in son.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,946 Posts
    Doo, doo, doo...
    Didier Zokora

    (Sung to "Come on and do the Conga")

    That is patently the best thing about man.

  • Ivory Coast cursed by displaced Irishmen hitching to their wagons claiming 'same flag'

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    vintageinfants said:

    Wyoming, World Cup, Argentina = Only one jersey sold in Wyoming to the state's only Argentinian.
    I was under the impression that Brazil was the most popular everywhere, certainly here in Oregon.
    Maybe they are only counting officially licensed gear.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
    LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
    GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN

    SEND HER VICTORIOUS
    HAPPY AND GLORIOUS
    LONG TO REIGN OVET US
    GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN

    Right lets go
    WE CAN DO THIS

    That is a rad stand they got there

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,946 Posts
    Rooney huffing and puffing.
    Houses remaining intact.
    More porcine than lupine.

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,243 Posts
    that was a classic Uruguay goal. Soak up pressure for an eternity, launch an attack with only 3 players and land a sucker punch.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,946 Posts
    His teeth were offside.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Same old same old.
    All false dawn promise, zero delivery.

    Cunts. GET A GOAL PUTAS

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,946 Posts
    More beer.

    That'll fix it.

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,243 Posts

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    So close. Ah well.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    I told u dudes three years ago he's the best player on the planet.
    It's still true.

    Fuck England. Wankers.

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,243 Posts


    would it be taking shit tawk too far by saying England are the Drake of football?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    skel said:


    My StrutTeam in action tonight. Who will call it?
    Sterling to carry unfair burden of expectation and have a quiet game.
    Rooney to stop looking like dude who's just realised this is his last big tournament, lose the panic-stricken eyes and score a goal.
    Hart to prove he's extremely average and always capable of momentary fuckwittery.

    Vindicated

    :sigh:

  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts
    Crazy match. Suarez was incredible but England deserved some points out of that.

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,243 Posts
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