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  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts

    Payback's a mutha.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Duderonomy said:

    Payback's a mutha.

    Attended the Chelski game last night, and the Schalke dudes were exactly the same swagger until goal 1 went in.

    Hilariously, their main anthem is sung to the melody of the Oldfields' "Moonlight Shadow".

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    skel said:
    main anthem is sung to the melody of the Oldfields' "Moonlight Shadow".

    TREMBLING

    b/w

    "YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A F*CKING AMBULANCE" WAS ALREADY TAKEN.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    No idea what the words were, but 'Schalke ' took the place of 'moonlight'.

    And props to them for singing, in English with pronounced Jurgen German accent, "you're shit, and you know you are".

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Seems like everyone is weighing in on the Sunday game between Man U & L'Arse, and Wenger has been on overdrive stirring it up. Can understand why he says he still thinks of Van Percy as an Arsenal player though:


    As much as I want to see a dominant display from Arsenal, I think it will be a tight game.
    2-1 to the Gooners.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    Seems like everyone is weighing in on the Sunday game between Man U & L'Arses.

    Not me, son.
    I couldn't give a shit about it.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    skel said:
    Duderonomy said:
    Seems like everyone is weighing in on the Sunday game between Man U & L'Arses.

    Not me, son.
    I couldn't give a shit about it.

    OK, not everyone, but the game is getting a fair bit of hype. No Paul or Junior to argue with either :whycry:



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  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Just thought I'd say that Van Percy deflated my banana yesterday.

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    behold, the Zlatan stamp:


  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Looks like summat Frankenstein would cobble together.

    And the stamp.


  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    pcmr said:

    WTF is the guy on?

    Barcelona, Real - please take him!

    Footballers are so bitchy:

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Ha ha. That's amazing.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    ^^ Kind of a goast poast to close off pcmr's strikethrough.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Anyone giving a flying fuck about the game versus Jurgen tonight?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Rather watch Sweden or France games tbh.

    Both rpromise much schadenfreude. Delicious.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Man's birthday today.

    Boom.

    I am sure whatever celebratory activities that manifest this evening will exceed the value to be gleaned from t3h football.

    YES I AM PROBABLY GETTING BEANS ON TOAST.

    NO THAT IS NOT A METAPHOR.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    Man's birthday today.

    Boom.

    And may you moisturise for many years to come!

    I'm with you on the football front Skel. It's either a tantrum & tears from C Ronaldo, or perhaps a retaliatory karate kick to the ref from Zlat. The standard of football will probably be better than anything England serve up anyway.
    Odd that France with Fronk Ribery may miss the WC too.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Happy Birthday J.

    despite my machine overlord telling me that it soon will be, then was, your bday, I still forgot.


  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    I might watch France for the lols.

    hoping Iceland makes it too, let the Vikings rediscover the american continent.

    still bummed about Cabo Verde being screwed out of their rightful spot.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Thanks for the biggups guys. Making a mug blush over here.

    However, it's just not the same without the little candles under your name on the left, like the good old days.

    I've been looking for the right pic, but nothing really coming close to the ones that moved james to tears...
    I'm also feeling the drooping, Nan Goldin quality of some of the candles. It lends the whole thing a certain saudade, especially when coupled with the optimism of the "Happy Birthday" message. It's been a long time since an avatar made me weep openly. Four stars.

    I got up extra-early this morning to open pressies with the kids. Highlights (non-irony) have included a case of beer, gloves that allow man to operate a touch-screen whilst sported, Chilli chocolate, a Peter Cook autobiography, and a pair of socks with what I believe is a cock on them.

    Avian.

    Saturday in the smoke too.

  • happy birthday to the one they call.

    man quite literally mends fences.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    HB jim

    Those touch-screen gloves last just one season, alas

    Well the cheapo ones from the Mankind shop, anyways.
    Maybe the Delboy sheepskin dressing gown was a better bet. Or the Rocky one.
    But never the Harry Potter tv remote. No, never that, son.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    Happy Birthday Jim. All the best.

  • Happy birthday Jimster!

    bw

    I saw Nick Cave in the Brighton Menkind store the other day. He was rocking tinted shades and a beige cardy.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    skel said:
    Those touch-screen gloves last just one season, alas

    Man dem know man takes nuff snaps and ride a bike.

    Hence, I was the lucky recipient of two (2) sets of these gloves from disparate parties.

    One from FCUK. Other ones, on some mystery shit. All gladly received, natch.

    So there's two (2) seasons right there.

    I also observed, in the cloudless lunchtime sky above Annesley, the reflective signature of some cryptic UFO union at a height in excess of 15,000 ft. Man can give an accurate assessment of such things, trust I. Alas, it was visible solely on the edge of the performance envelope of the human eye. The Nokia was all Mr. Blue Sky.

    I tell you all that to tell you this???:

    It's been a good one so far and I've not yet put the telly on.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    bennyboy said:
    rocking tinted shades and a beige cardy.

    Fooling no-one brah. That was a mirror.

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    happy birthday, J.

    b/w

    The Ukraine is weak. It is feeble.
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