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  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    So excited about our prospects I could, simultaneously, crush a grape, rip a tissue, jump off a doll's house and wrestle an Action Man. God willing, I will be there (at home, natch) to view England's conclusion to the whole Brazilian Love-Affair, in the correct fashion.

    Deffo involved:

    Beer.
    Swearing.
    Beer.
    Red cards.
    Swearing.
    Swearing.
    Pennos.
    Beer.
    Swearing.
    Food/Television interface.
    Accusations of immaturity.
    "It's only a game."
    Silence.
    Shower.
    Sobriety.
    Bed.

    Deffo not involved:

    Handing over of trophy.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Woy the wacist!

    Who is the supposed dude to be upset on a 'feed the monkey' tip?

    I'll guess at Baines, he looks like he's a bit chippy.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    skel said:
    Woy the wacist!

    Who is the supposed dude to be upset on a 'feed the monkey' tip?

    I'll guess at Baines, he looks like he's a bit chippy.

    I reckon that anyone after the source of the leak can quite comfortably rule out the following people;

    i) Anyone who isn't related to Harry Redknapp.
    ii) Anyone whose first name isn't Frank.
    iii) Anyone whose second name isn't Lampard.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    The astronaut?

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    We're getting as bad as the Americans at faining butthurt over any perceived racism. I know the press are always hell bent of sabotaging the national football team in any way possible but this shit is rediculous.

    Although it may have been worth it just to see this header in the paper ???The anti-racism group Kick It Out has called on the Football Association to investigate a joke about a monkey in space". Fucking Brass Eye level idiocy that is.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    I am, as we speak, penning an indignant email to Jacobs...

  • Andros Townsend is England's new Darius Vassell..

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    And Welbeck is the new Heskey.

  • Victory is ours!!

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    5 reasons we will win the World Cup

    1. It's our turn
    2. We deserve it
    3. We INVENTED the fucking game
    4. All the other teams are cheating foreign divers
    5. Playing with all those Johnny Foreigners in EPL made our players world class - FACT

  • 6 - The Sun will say so.

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,243 Posts
    from what I understand, English players have been bred so they no longer have metatarsals. Is that right?

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    Goal of the season so far IMO.


  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    DOR said:
    Goal of the season so far IMO.


    This is preposterous. The Prince of Darkness at his best.


  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts


    L'Arse were amazing. Ramsey, in the words of Lineker and Hanson (no doubt through gritted teeth), was Zidanesque at times. Can't embed, but @ 10 mins in this beeb clip you get a taste: http://www.footytube.com/video/arsenal-norwich-city-oct19-237144

    Arsenal have an embarrassment of riches in midfield now - Oxo-Chamberpot, Cazorla, Rosicky, Arteta, Flamini, Gnarby, Wilshire, Ramsey and Ozil!

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Haha, I heard that 'Arry missed a goal while he was ranting at the guy who threw the ball!

    b/w

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    He did.


  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:

    C'mon u lions!

    Lucky it wasn't a seat
    Word to jimster

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    Duderonomy said:

    b/w

    Thanks for posting. That was the vid I had above. Damn copyright take downs.

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    I have some Arsenal fans in my life.
    I know some of you enjoy the rap music.
    Here is an old but amusing read.
    Sorry if you have already seen it.

    http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9696705/mesut-ozil-arsenal-far

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    skel said:
    Lucky it wasn't a seat
    Word to jimster

    Frizzle.

    Check t3h pm.

    B.Y.O.S.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    bassie said:
    I have some Arsenal fans in my life.
    I know some of you enjoy the rap music.
    Here is an old but amusing read.
    Sorry if you have already seen it.

    http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9696705/mesut-ozil-arsenal-far

    Thanks for that, bassie, and no, I hadn't seen it. Even for a non-Gooner like me, that was an entertaining read.

    Whilst I concede that a fully-functioning, scarily resurgent Arsenal is probably a good thing for the Prem generally, I am not looking forward to us facing them at the Emirates in a couple of weeks.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    bassie said:
    I have some Arsenal fans in my life.
    I know some of you enjoy the rap music.
    Here is an old but amusing read.
    Sorry if you have already seen it.

    http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9696705/mesut-ozil-arsenal-far

    Thanks Bassie, that was a great read. In professional sport, Arsene Wenger is perhaps the ultimate aesthete. Fans and neutrals alike are, I think, aware that they may be witnessing something special... this crazy batshit guy might finally have his moment. I have always liked Arsenal under Wenger, and as the article says the Henry-era Invincibles were awesome to watch but it wasn't until he tore apart that team (I mean c'mon, who else would do that FFS!) and started from scratch that I would really call myself a Gooner. You're not a fan if you don't know suffering.
    Good to see Arsene smiling for a change.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    suffering.

    Suffering = consistent top 4 for about 20 years? :NO:

    HAVE YOU EVEN HELD AN INFLATABLE BANANA?












    DON'T ANSWER THAT.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    Duderonomy said:
    suffering.

    Suffering = consistent top 4 for about 20 years? :NO:

    Getting tantalisingly close to things is I think worse than not even getting your hopes up (see England wc expectations).

    Dortmund gave Arsenal a nice reality check on Tuesday. Won't achieve anything without ironing out the errors, and their strike rate of 2 goals from 3 shots on target for a full 90 mins was clinical.

    ZLATAN!

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,243 Posts
    doesn't the excitement about Arsenal every season only last until february? Granted they look better this year than they have for a while, but I think they need to bulk up their squad a bit in the winter window to be able to challenge for trophies. Lots of options in midfield, but what about strikers and defenders?

  • if only ibrahimovic wasn't such a shithead. I'd love to cheer for him.

    or is it his shitheadedness that makes him play as spectacular as he does?

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,243 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    if only ibrahimovic wasn't such a shithead. I'd love to cheer for him.

    or is it his shitheadedness that makes him play as spectacular as he does?

    plaese to write about shitheadedness and its influence on football.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    vintageinfants said:
    if only ibrahimovic wasn't such a shithead. I'd love to cheer for him.

    or is it his shitheadedness that makes him play as spectacular as he does?

    plaese to write about shitheadedness and its influence on football.

    As a Bayern fan I'm sure he could go on all day ;-)
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