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  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Dench >>>> Hurley

    This broad a bit like Nigella, minus curves, plus wrinkles

    Just how I likes 'em

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    skel said:
    Dench >>>> Hurley

    This broad a bit like Nigella, minus curves, plus wrinkles able to fog a mirror.

    Just how I likes 'em

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Anyways all this talk is too disrespectful.

    The company of a woman, over a bottle and a nice dinner, is always a heartwarming and wonderful thing.

  • skel said:
    Anyways all this talk is too disrespectful.

    The company of a woman, over a bottle and a nice dinner, is always a heartwarming and wonderful thing.

    Sometimes I question the bottle...might even question what's for dinner.

    You'd think that they would consider each other's health, no?

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    GatorToof said:
    skel said:
    Anyways all this talk is too disrespectful.

    The company of a woman, over a bottle and a nice dinner, is always a heartwarming and wonderful thing.

    Sometimes I question the bottle...might even question what's for dinner.

    You'd think that they would consider each other's health, no?

    NO.

    YOLO.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,794 Posts
    BOOM.


  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    he's so casual about that goal too, like he's going for a stroll and the ball just happened to bounce near him and oh, I'll just volley this into the top corner

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Please come correct.
    It was a half-volley.

    Half I tells ya

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts



  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    skel said:
    Please come correct.
    It was a half-volley.

    Half I tells ya

    ah right.

    volley = no bounce
    half-volley = bounce

    correct?

    in portuguese it's just called "voleio" (say it as if you were singing a Gypsy Kings song!) and it refers to the way you kick it. Funny that the portuguese footy vocab has tons of words for the various tricks and flicks you can do, while the english lexicon is more concerned with the ways in which one can hoof the ball.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,794 Posts

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    Un*ted all the way now, yeah? Canter into the home straight. I read that no team had won more of it's first 26 games since Spurs in '61 or somesuch. No sour grapes, RVP was the signing of the year. Made a very good side the best. I know they are still in the CL, but even if it's not 12 points at the end, it won't be goal difference!

    City really must look no further than the mirror to point the finger. Still not the finished product. I feel it would have been hella different if we'd held on for 3 points against Real, but the confidence/fear-of-gafffer is nowhere near Sir Baconface's lot.

    Still, should still be the 2nd-most successful year for City since the dawn of time.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,794 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    RVP was the signing of the year.

    Teh mutherfucker.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    if you were singing a Gypsy Kings song

    BAN

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    BANBOLEO

  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    dance like you were saying it too:


  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Lollers at Arsenal. Wtf.

    Fingers crossed for Barnsley or Blackburn at home in the QF

    B/w

    Come on the Wall

  • pfft.

    i'm now on media blackout until at least next week.

  • covecove 1,567 Posts
    Duderonomy said:

    haha amazing, thanks. watched it twice and it got better.

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    oi m8z
    how come no one told me there was a new episode of black mirror out this week? come on

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    skel said:

    Fingers crossed for Barnsley or Blackburn at home in the QF

    Me: who did we get?
    Son # 2: Blackburn....Dad, Dad, if we beat Blackburn, does that mean we're better than Arsenal?
    Me: Damn right dunny, that's exactly how it works

    ::

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Wait, dude namechecks Sainsbury's, Tesco and Mike Skinner and it's all crickets up in here?

  • I loves me a bit of Tony Rotton.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    skel said:
    Wait, dude namechecks Sainsbury's, Tesco and Mike Skinner and it's all crickets up in here?

    I associate that sound with driving a stolen Fiesta around 'nuvver man's manor for make wind-up manoeuvres. This on loud enough to destroy the Halfords in the parcel shelf (if they had survived the night before). I never rode for Mike Skinner or stream-of-consciousness chav poemsz.

  • I ride. I also ride for this, back in me Deptford days, 96? I feel old.



    I'm just disappointed it's not yer actual Rebel MC.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Talking of Deptford, where's Mr Beatnick disappeared to?
    Gone all star diva?

    Further talking of Deptford, had a good chat with the one Danny Baker in the pub a few weeks back, reminiscing over the good old days back at the OG Den, mutual mates who have variously done the mortal coil shuffle, or ended up on skid row, or more rarely done well for deyselves.
    And some deep Sterly Dan talk.
    Damn he's got skinny.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    He (Baker) always reminded me of a chirpier Danny DeVito.

    Skinny... Has he been a bit Tom?

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    I can't deny my heart fluttered when I saw the words Rebel and MC next to each other.

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