Yeah rest assured it will take more than wild horses to drag me to any kind of tribute show and even more to anything with that utter C*nt Ben Elton's name attached to it.
See I would watch something with Horrock's in it. I hear she has a mean set of pipes. Perhaps I should start with stuff that is on lastminute and work backwards from there - an actual show with a story rather than a load of musical sketches would probably be the best bet as it's the closest I'm going to get to proper theatre.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was stage-radical. Not around anymore?
Wicked was like watching Alanis Morrisette acting out her stage-mommmy fantasies, but was marginally more worthwhile than Blood Brothers, which was some dire Willy Russell pity-fest from what I remember (80s-R).
Get thee to the next showing of the Gruffalo on stage - excellent.
The annual showing of the Snowman is highly recommended too. Usually at the Peacock Theatre near the Strand.
F*ck ALL THAT NOISE, THIS ABOUT ARSENAL TAKING ON BARCELONA IN THEIR MANOR. THIS IS ABOUT SOL CAMPBELL SCORING A DIVING HEADER AND KEEPING LIONEL 'BEST IN THE WORLD' MESSI IN HIS POCKET FOR 90MINS PLUS STOPPAGE. THIS IS ABOUT DIABY GOING THROUGH SOME HYPNOTHERAPY THAT CUTS THE HESITATION OUT OF HIS GAME. THIS IS ABOUT SAMIR NASRI PROVING THAT HIS WUNDERGOAL AGAINST PORTO WAS NO FLUKE. THIS IS ABOUT MANUEL ALMUNIA REPRODUCING HIS FIRST HALF HEROICS TIL THE FAT DAME SQUIRTS. THIS IS ABOUT EBOUE NUTMEGGING INIESTA. THIS IS ABOUT THE VERMINATOR. THIS IS ABOUT A f*cking BENDTNER HATTRICK. THIS IS ABOUT ARSENE WENGER BREAKING OUT THE MC HAMMER DANCE. THIS IS ABOUT ANDY TOWNSEND'S BROKEN NOSE TURNING THE OTHER WAY WHEN THEO WALCOTT EMBARKS ON A 70 YARD DRIBBLE AND FINISHES THE MOVE WITH A SCREAMER INTO THE TOP LEFT.
This is about placing a bet on Arsenal to score first and win 1-2 and getting odds of 800-1.
See this was my argument last season (obviously before he scored against United in the final). I've never seen his league form transferred to the big matches in Europe but also suspect that a lot of his work is off the ball as he draws players out of position to allow the other midfielders to push forward.
I told you dudes last year (and the year before) that he trumps your show pony Ronaldo by a country mile. All that remains to be seen is if he is a two year wonder like Duane Dibbly Ronaldinho and whether he can boss the Argies through WC2010.
I see Inter, Man Poo or Bayern doing a better job on Barcelona than Arsenal tbh.
Any team that ships two goals to Inyafaceyabitch doesn't warrant a tilt at the business end of CL.
Now to more important matters.
Given that the political party leaders have adopted this crass yankee thing of parading their women like its some important indicator of how adept they will be at ru(i)nning the country, and further, that the said women are now therefore firmly in the public domain and open to scrutiny, which Leader's Wives are most blappable?
What are their names again? (Greys-are-the-puppet-masters-we're-all-f*cked-anyway-R)
I would say "None of them" as I don't remember any entries in the spank bank from the "Politics" sphere. Not even Carla Browneye. She's been cocked more times than Davey Crocket's rifle; it must be like chucking a sausage up the high street.
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See I would watch something with Horrock's in it. I hear she has a mean set of pipes. Perhaps I should start with stuff that is on lastminute and work backwards from there - an actual show with a story rather than a load of musical sketches would probably be the best bet as it's the closest I'm going to get to proper theatre.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was stage-radical. Not around anymore?
Wicked was like watching Alanis Morrisette acting out her stage-mommmy fantasies, but was marginally more worthwhile than Blood Brothers, which was some dire Willy Russell pity-fest from what I remember (80s-R).
Get thee to the next showing of the Gruffalo on stage - excellent.
The annual showing of the Snowman is highly recommended too. Usually at the Peacock Theatre near the Strand.
As a fan of the book, I was surprised that they were able to stretch it out to a TV special.
And very surprised to see it rendered as a stage show - do they spin it out with musical interludes?
Mind, they made a film out of "Wild Things" (a book in which, as far as I am concerned, f*ck-all happens - a classic???) so anything is possible.
right lets continue with the music hall appreciation (nrr).
Good to meet you Nick....
This will be rad. Although I did whip three from this pile. My bad.
http://www.discogs.com/sell/list?master_id=90877&ev=mb
and if so, dya want to sell it to me for 20 squid. :P
I am not for selling, but I'll give you the 45 with the Asstro remix b-side for two quid
Anyways why pay me 20 when you buy on discogs for about the same?
Anyway, its all about Clouds Across the Moon!
"I'll...I'll... try again...next year..."
HEARTBREAKING SHIT
If you're not that Beatnick, are you Mr Beatnick who put out "I Know All The Bitches"?
F*ck ALL THAT NOISE, THIS ABOUT ARSENAL TAKING ON BARCELONA IN THEIR MANOR. THIS IS ABOUT SOL CAMPBELL SCORING A DIVING HEADER AND KEEPING LIONEL 'BEST IN THE WORLD' MESSI IN HIS POCKET FOR 90MINS PLUS STOPPAGE. THIS IS ABOUT DIABY GOING THROUGH SOME HYPNOTHERAPY THAT CUTS THE HESITATION OUT OF HIS GAME. THIS IS ABOUT SAMIR NASRI PROVING THAT HIS WUNDERGOAL AGAINST PORTO WAS NO FLUKE. THIS IS ABOUT MANUEL ALMUNIA REPRODUCING HIS FIRST HALF HEROICS TIL THE FAT DAME SQUIRTS. THIS IS ABOUT EBOUE NUTMEGGING INIESTA. THIS IS ABOUT THE VERMINATOR. THIS IS ABOUT A f*cking BENDTNER HATTRICK. THIS IS ABOUT ARSENE WENGER BREAKING OUT THE MC HAMMER DANCE. THIS IS ABOUT ANDY TOWNSEND'S BROKEN NOSE TURNING THE OTHER WAY WHEN THEO WALCOTT EMBARKS ON A 70 YARD DRIBBLE AND FINISHES THE MOVE WITH A SCREAMER INTO THE TOP LEFT.
This is about placing a bet on Arsenal to score first and win 1-2 and getting odds of 800-1.
crap
arsenal is playing MUCH better
milito is weak
or not .....
It was sarcasm, he's widely acknowledged as shit.
This game is going horribly after such a promising start.
basically.
need beer to wash down pain.
Messi 4 Arse 1.
Messi a BIG
I told you dudes last year (and the year before) that he trumps your show pony Ronaldo by a country mile. All that remains to be seen is if he is a two year wonder like Duane Dibbly Ronaldinho and whether he can boss the Argies through WC2010.
I see Inter, Man Poo or Bayern doing a better job on Barcelona than Arsenal tbh.
Any team that ships two goals to Inyafaceyabitch doesn't warrant a tilt at the business end of CL.
Now to more important matters.
Given that the political party leaders have adopted this crass yankee thing of parading their women like its some important indicator of how adept they will be at ru(i)nning the country, and further, that the said women are now therefore firmly in the public domain and open to scrutiny, which Leader's Wives are most blappable?
I would say "None of them" as I don't remember any entries in the spank bank from the "Politics" sphere. Not even Carla Browneye. She's been cocked more times than Davey Crocket's rifle; it must be like chucking a sausage up the high street.
Talk about letting the nation down.