Getting Out Of Jury Duty

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  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    who is Driftwood?? and OUCH!!!

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121b1Well, I'll be [/b]....you finally grasped the reference to the Big Lebowski 'ABIDE' avatar. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Who the Fusk is this clown?b,121b, 21You've sounded off like a crotchety old RIAA agent the entire thread with your 'obey the authorities or else' shit. The above bolded shit in your quote proves that.b,121b,121And I've known the entire time what your pathetic avatar and loc was in reference to. Do you think you're clever or something, senor federale?b,121b, 21Fukk off, little dickie.b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121Do you honestly think you are the barometer for what goes down in the strut?b,121Pffft. You're an angry old nut-juggler trying to relive your misspent youth, and a goof who talks down to people about the importance of abiding authority. I guess living alone with no prospects will do that to folls like you.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121yea so i called them and said "i dont have transportation" and i am over an hour awayb,121b,121and they said "ok we removed u from the list"b,121b,121haha too easy! b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Driftwood would have had his Moms call them for him. You exerted too much energy man. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121He could have used Driftwood's mom for transportation since she's a camel.b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121I just put down my video camera and will post up some funny shit of taza's mom taking it in the ass by an eager pack of slobbering St. Bernards. She was tied over the arm of my couch while the doggies had at her, and she loved every minute! The best part was when she howled as Chucky (the biggest dog) went to work on her and drooled on the back of her neck while cross-eyed with his focussed energy.b,121b,121GREAT SUCCESS!b,121b,121Plaese to post more dozens.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121b1Well, I'll be [/b]....you finally grasped the reference to the Big Lebowski 'ABIDE' avatar. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Who the Fusk is this clown?b,121b, 21You've sounded off like a crotchety old RIAA agent the entire thread with your 'obey the authorities or else' shit. The above bolded shit in your quote proves that.b,121b,121And I've known the entire time what your pathetic avatar and loc was in reference to. Do you think you're clever or something, senor federale?b,121b, 21Fukk off, little dickie.b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121Do you honestly think you are the barometer for what goes down in the strut?b,121Pffft. You're an angry old nut-juggler trying to relive your misspent youth, and a goof who talks down to people about the importance of abiding authority. I guess living alone with no prospects will do that to folls like you. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121LOL b,121b,121Awww, did I talk down to you? Gee whiz, I sure am sorry, buddy. But when someone sounds as simple as you, people like me just want to show guidance.b,121b,121Reading is Fundamental, kid. You need to brush up. I never said anything about obeying authority, that was all your blowhard teenage shit. I simply told the small number of people WHO DON'T ALREADY KNOW that if you ignore official shit, you are looking to get burned. You like unnecessary drama, be my guest. But hey, in between volunteering and smoking weed and downloading MP3's, you got waaaay too much important shit on your plate to worry about that. Keep doing you, just keep it down while the grown folks chat, ok? b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sscg.gif" alt="" 21

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121yea so i called them and said "i dont have transportation" and i am over an hour awayb,121b,121and they said "ok we removed u from the list"b,121b,121haha too easy! b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Driftwood would have had his Moms call them for him. You exerted too much energy man. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121He could have used Driftwood's mom for transportation since she's a camel.b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121I just put down my video camera and will post up some funny shit of taza's mom taking it in the ass by an eager pack of slobbering St. Bernards. She was tied over the arm of my couch while the doggies had at her, and she loved every minute! The best part was when she howled as Chucky (the biggest dog) went to work on her and drooled on the back of her neck while cross-eyed with his focussed energy.b,121b,121GREAT SUCCESS!b,121b,121Plaese to post more dozens. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Worst insult ever. Pack up, kid.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    This thread took quite an interesting turn. Not really about jury duty anymore, though.

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    yes. quite entertaining.b,121i love when people get frustrated and argue on the web.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121I never said anything about obeying authority, that was all your blowhard teenage shit. I simply told the small number of people WHO DON'T ALREADY KNOW that if you ignore official shit, you are looking to get burned. You like unnecessary drama, be my guest. But hey, in between volunteering and smoking weed and downloading MP3's, you got waaaay too much important shit on your plate to worry about that. Keep doing you, just keep it down while the grown folks chat, ok? b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sscg.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/waaambulance.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121Soulstrut comedy gold?!? Plaese, dude. You are a turd.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121yea so i called them and said "i dont have transportation" and i am over an hour awayb,121b,121and they said "ok we removed u from the list"b,121b,121haha too easy! b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Driftwood would have had his Moms call them for him. You exerted too much energy man. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121He could have used Driftwood's mom for transportation since she's a camel.b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121I just put down my video camera and will post up some funny shit of taza's mom taking it in the ass by an eager pack of slobbering St. Bernards. She was tied over the arm of my couch while the doggies had at her, and she loved every minute! The best part was when she howled as Chucky (the biggest dog) went to work on her and drooled on the back of her neck while cross-eyed with his focussed energy.b,121b,121GREAT SUCCESS!b,121b,121Plaese to post more dozens. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Worst insult ever. Pack up, kid. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Pfffffft. b,121b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/liljohn.gif" alt="" 21 Old man. b,121b,121Btw, maybe you can get yourself a mailorder bride since you're a miserable prick who lives all alone and can't snag domestic 'tang. Maybe she will watch the Big Lebowski with you and call you 'the dude' and make you white russians and shit, and discuss the importance of following orders from authority. b,121b,121

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121I never said anything about obeying authority, that was all your blowhard teenage shit. I simply told the small number of people WHO DON'T ALREADY KNOW that if you ignore official shit, you are looking to get burned. You like unnecessary drama, be my guest. But hey, in between volunteering and smoking weed and downloading MP3's, you got waaaay too much important shit on your plate to worry about that. Keep doing you, just keep it down while the grown folks chat, ok? b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sscg.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/waaambulance.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121Soulstrut comedy gold?!? Plaese, dude. You are a turd. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121What, are all the moderators all away at a Strut convo or something???b,121b, 21 img src="http://www.bananamuseum.com/ban6.jpg"1

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121who is Driftwood?? b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I know, right?

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Driftwood would have had his Moms call them for him. You exerted too much energy man. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121He could have used Driftwood's mom for transportation since she's a camel.b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121I just put down my video camera and will post up some funny shit of taza's mom taking it in the ass by an eager pack of slobbering St. Bernards. She was tied over the arm of my couch while the doggies had at her, and she loved every minute! The best part was when she howled as Chucky (the biggest dog) went to work on her and drooled on the back of her neck while cross-eyed with his focussed energy.b,121b,121GREAT SUCCESS!b,121b,121Plaese to post more dozens. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Worst insult ever. Pack up, kid. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Pfffffft. b,121b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/liljohn.gif" alt="" 21 Old man. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Don't worry, dude, when your mom finally kicks you out of the house I might have a room to rent you.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121who is Driftwood?? b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I know, right? b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121^^^^^^^^^b,121Calling for back up like only a good agent would.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121yea so i called them and said "i dont have transportation" and i am over an hour awayb,121b,121and they said "ok we removed u from the list"b,121b,121haha too easy! b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Driftwood would have had his Moms call them for him. You exerted too much energy man. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121He could have used Driftwood's mom for transportation since she's a camel.b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121I just put down my video camera and will post up some funny shit of taza's mom taking it in the ass by an eager pack of slobbering St. Bernards. She was tied over the arm of my couch while the doggies had at her, and she loved every minute! The best part was when she howled as Chucky (the biggest dog) went to work on her and drooled on the back of her neck while cross-eyed with his focussed energy.b,121b,121GREAT SUCCESS!b,121b,121Plaese to post more dozens. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Worst insult ever. Pack up, kid. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Pfffffft. b,121b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/liljohn.gif" alt="" 21 Old man. b,121b,121Btw, maybe you can get yourself a mailorder bride since you're a miserable prick who lives all alone and can't snag domestic 'tang. Maybe she will watch the Big Lebowski with you and call you 'the dude' and make you white russians and shit, and discuss the importance of following orders from authority. b,121b,121 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Domestic Tang, isn't that what you and your mom drink over breakfast every sad morning of your life?b,121b, 21You sound horny, dude. NAGL.

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121Don't worry, dude, when your mom finally kicks you out of the house I might have a room to rent you. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I appreciate your concern, but I actually moved out a long time ago and live in a cozy and spacious bi-level with my wife.b,121b,121I'll rent you a room if you're ready to leave the roach-infested squalor you call home. You can even have your mail-order bride move in too and all your Big Lebowski posters and shit! I'm cool with it.

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    You should use the free time you have from ditching jury duty to get yourself some therapy. You've got some fusking issues.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121who is Driftwood?? b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I know, right? b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121^^^^^^^^^b,121Calling for back up like only a good agent would. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Hey dumbass, I was practically calling him a peckerhead for wanting to get out of jury duty in the first place! Only difference is, he has a brain and can understand good-natured ribbing. You are a petulant child (I assume of over 25 years of age) who doesn't know when his card has been pulled. b,121b,121I wish I was an RIAA agent, lord knows I would rally whatever resources I could muster to crack down on you for downloading Madlib and Danger Mouse mp3s by the barrell. But what would be the point? You would just throw the summons away, thereby making any lawsuit null and void! GENIUS!

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121who is Driftwood?? b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121I know, right? b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121^^^^^^^^^b,121Calling for back up like only a good agent would. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Hey dumbass, I was practically calling him a peckerhead for wanting to get out of jury duty in the first place! Only difference is, he has a brain and can understand good-natured ribbing. You are a petulant child (I assume of over 25 years of age) who doesn't know when his card has been pulled. b,121b,121I wish I was an RIAA agent, lord knows I would rally whatever resources I could muster to crack down on you for downloading Madlib and Danger Mouse mp3s by the barrell. But what would be the point? You would just throw the summons away, thereby making any lawsuit null and void! GENIUS! b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121*yawn*

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121You should use the free time you have from ditching jury duty to get yourself some therapy. You've got some fusking issues. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121"Do you honestly think you are the barometer for what goes down in the strut?b,121Pffft. You're an angry old nut-juggler trying to relive your misspent youth, and a goof who talks down to people about the importance of abiding authority. I guess living alone with no prospects will do that to folls like you. "[/b]b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121"Oh yeah, I forgot, I just got here and don't know shit about anyone or anything on this board!"b,121b,121-Driftwood

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121You should use the free time you have from ditching jury duty to get yourself some therapy. You've got some fusking issues. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121"Do you honestly think you are the barometer for what goes down in the strut?b,121Pffft. You're an angry old nut-juggler trying to relive your misspent youth, and a goof who talks down to people about the importance of abiding authority. I guess living alone with no prospects will do that to folls like you. "[/b]b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121"Oh yeah, I forgot, I just got here and don't know shit about anyone or anything on this board!"b,121b,121-Driftwood b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121*yawn*

  • Stiffwood Dude must of just got banned on waxidermy.b,121b,121Welcome!

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121You should use the free time you have from ditching jury duty to get yourself some therapy. You've got some fusking issues. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121"Do you honestly think you are the barometer for what goes down in the strut?b,121Pffft. You're an angry old nut-juggler trying to relive your misspent youth, and a goof who talks down to people about the importance of abiding authority. I guess living alone with no prospects will do that to folls like you. "[/b]b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121"Oh yeah, I forgot, I just got here and don't know shit about anyone or anything on this board!"b,121b,121-Driftwood b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121*yawn* b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121*dick*

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121"Do you honestly think you are the barometer for what goes down in the strut?b,121Pffft. You're an angry old nut-juggler trying to relive your misspent youth, and a goof who talks down to people about the importance of abiding authority. I guess living alone with no prospects will do that to folls like you. "[/b]b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121"Oh yeah, I forgot, I just got here and don't know shit about anyone or anything on this board!"b,121b,121-Driftwood b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121*yawn*

  • I honestly don't know what this driftwood dude wants to accomplish. Not that I totally disagree with you.. I'm not that much into poltics but it's still stupid to tell someone to throw out a government document like that. Besides, it's a little pathetic to start talking about someone's mother fusking dogs (unless you are on the appropriate forum).

  • fusking?? I didn't type that shit!!

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121"Do you honestly think you are the barometer for what goes down in the strut?b,121Pffft. You're an angry old nut-juggler trying to relive your misspent youth, and a goof who talks down to people about the importance of abiding authority. I guess living alone with no prospects will do that to folls like you. "[/b]b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121"Oh yeah, I forgot, I just got here and don't know shit about anyone or anything on this board!"b,121b,121-Driftwood b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121*yawn* b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121*ban*b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/poptartgraem5ovgm6.gif" alt="" 21

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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,121"Do you honestly think you are the barometer for what goes down in the strut?b,121Pffft. You're an angry old nut-juggler trying to relive your misspent youth, and a goof who talks down to people about the importance of abiding authority. I guess living alone with no prospects will do that to folls like you. "[/b]b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121"Oh yeah, I forgot, I just got here and don't know shit about anyone or anything on this board!"b,121b,121-Driftwood b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121*yawn* b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121*ban*b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/poptartgraem5ovgm6.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121*yawn*

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Thread Intermission:b,121b,121Three dogs are at the Veterinarian talking about why they're there.b,121b,121First dog says, "I have a bad habit of eating the carpet in my owners house and the Doc said if I got neutered I would probably stop, so I'm here to get my balls cut off".b,121b,121Second dog says "I have a bad habit of shitting in my owners house and the Doc said if I got neutered I would probably stop, so I'm here to get my balls cut off".b,121b,121Third dog says "I have a bad habit of humping things and the other day my owner was in the shower and she dropped the soap and I couldn't control myself and started humping away"b,121b,121"Damn" said the other two dogs, "I guess you're here to get your balls cut off too?"b,121b,121"Hell No" says dog #3 "I'm here to get my nails done"

  • this pure stupid, but damn good..b,121b,121b,121

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    font class="post"1b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" 21
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