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Jimster

Jimster

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  • J Dilla: Back To The Crib Mixtape

    JimsterJimster
    L.A. keyboard whiz Daniel Crawford has some nice Dilla tributes here:

    https://danielcrawford.bandcamp.com/music



    the_dLDuderonomy

  • DJ Diamond Dave cracks the code and renders all other DJ's useless.

    JimsterJimster
    You stole them offa me.

    I would obviously do non-Caucasian danceways, but I would hate to be accused of being just another appropriating whitey.  IT IS JUST ONE OF OUR MANY BURDENS.

    I will share with you my own patented TequilaStumble™:
    1) Lift your right hand up to your mouth many times.  With a pint of Japanese lager in it, a la @skel .
    2) Hold a supermarket's-thinnest carrier full of vinyls in the other hand until the very atoms in the handles are groaning at their task.
    3) Wave with your right hand as DuttyBab and dem head off into the sunset, nevarr to be seen again.
    4) Sit and repeat 1) but with Tequila, a la @Duderonomy 
    5) Appear to be fine until you stand up
    6) Spend 30 minutes staggering using the walls for support to locate your room, only to have the bouncer inform you it's in another building.
    7) NEVER LET GO OF TEH VINYLS
    8) Repeat 7 until morning/mid afternoon/the next day.


    DuderonomyBig_Stacks

  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    JimsterJimster
    I think the latter...  Which is, to be fair, an Experienceway™ that The Big Clubs have been offering for the last 10 years at least.

    PRAWN SARNIES FOR EVERYONE.

    They riled Watford with their Johnny Foreigner YouTube Salesman tricks and were found to have written cheques that their bellies could not cash.

    Someone will have Payet in the January Xfer window if they are hanging out the arse of the table like a non-negotiable turtle's head.

    Then it will be
    Duderonomy

  • Gene Wilder, gone...

    JimsterJimster
    dukeofdelridgekicks79countmacula

  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    JimsterJimster
    skel said:
    Disappointing that no Guardianista is prepared to state the true and real up in here.

    Perhaps too conflicted over the various strands of outrage and moral liberal hazard.


    I saw a poast on fb talmbout Frog beach hi-spector fi telt that bird on the beach to remove her burkini. 

    Talk was of the "No man should tell a woman what she can/can't wear"-and-such nature.

    Except the man who wroat their book?

    The whole thing is a reed that is not bending in the wind of change.


    skel