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Jimster

Jimster

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  • serious funk and soul listing

    JimsterJimster
    Duderonomy said:
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick?
    Duderonomy

  • serious funk and soul listing

    JimsterJimster
    Duderonomy said:
    ...no idea.


    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


    Still no idea.




    Oh wait, this is the serious auction. Sorry.
    What do you call a 12ft deer with no eyes?
    No idea a tall.

    What do you call a man with a wooden head?
    Duderonomy

  • I'm the UK in May (What 2 Do?)

    JimsterJimster
    Great to see Mrs and Mrs RAJ yesterday in Cov.

    Not sure what  % of my accent they deciphered but I am sure they did say they have enjoyed the food and have sampled that cooked breakfast magic - black pudding et al.  Props for your culinary sense of adventure, for picking up the tab for bar food I forgot to pay for :facepalm: and last but not least, for the magic that is T3H STRUT.



    RAJDuderonomy

  • I'm the UK in May (What 2 Do?)

    JimsterJimster
    RAJ said:
    Drinks with @Jimster tonight.  Just publicly making this available just in case it does not end well.

    Co-worker: "How do you know this person?"

    me:  "I met him on The Internet"

      
    Well, you started it...

    Despite @SKEL 's hospitality, the last Britstrut did not end well for me.  @Duderonomy and I, back at the hotel bar, necking Tequilla like it was water.  After a skinful of Japanese ale.  I was OK until I stood up....  then there were many Duders in like, some Kaleidoscope filter.  Then I couldn't find my room.  Then I left my clothes behind.  Missed breakfast.  Almost missed the train.  24-hour hangover.  BUT I DID BRING BACK THE RAER - YOU GUYS!!!!

    Srs doe, no Duderolympics for me as I am driving, and you have some schmoozing to do afterwards - I don't want to be held responsible for you selling the business for $1 via a poorly-placed "X" as you were unable to sign on the line.

    Save that for London...
    Duderonomy

  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    JimsterJimster
    Okem said:
    Yanited backroom boys must hate having to resort to bringing in the Mou. But Chelski fans will hate it equally.

    A couple years of success are what he's meant to promise, although surely this last season has tarnished that reputation somewhat. He's not exactly known for doing things the 'United way'. Their fans major complain this year is the lack of attacking football, well Mou isn't exactly known for that either. His last title winning team had a few of the world's most creative footballers but they played incredibly boring football for majority of the second half of that season. It was dire to watch. 

    A strong league. Pep at City. No CL. A squad of youngsters and expensive flops. Not an easy job to take on. Especially when you compare it to the situation when old Sir Bacon Face left and Mou was first apparently being lined up for the job. Mou followed by CR7s glorious return was the line then. History has written a slightly different story. 
    No gimmee games in the PL anymore.  Good.

    Skel gets his man crush back, but at the expense of secretly enjoying Un*ted bus-parking?  CAN THAT EVEN BE RECONCILED?!!?

    I remain glass half-empty about Pep.  His tactics were great in the flat-track bully leagues, but there are no part-time fishermen sides here.

    And there is no Messi at City to turn shit into gold.  A rude awakening, mid-table at Christmas.  Cue the return of the Un*ted strutteurs, so there is that.
    Duderonomy