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  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    You may have seen this posted all over Twtr or FB but incase you haven't.

    Please sign this petition - http://www.avaaz.org/en/stop_rupert_murdoch_3/?copy

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    Back to boring football.. Glad to see my home town club are as classy as ever.


  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    I was hoping for Jackie Chan but with that much handbaggery, it was more like Jackie O.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    FAO Junior, or any other film geeks:

    I missed a film called Monsters in January. It was playing at a local cinema that specialises in cult screenings and such, but I think this was a new release. Set in Mexico. Half the country has been cordonned-off after an asteriod with alien life crashed in the jungle. Bloke has to get across it to see his family or something.

    Ring any bells?
    Any good?

    Or was it so poor it didn't even get a video release? (recently went to Blockbuster in case it was available for rent, but couldn't see it).

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Sadly haven't seen it yet but it's right at the top of my to-see list. Don't think it got a general cinema release but got Sight & Sound's film of the month (yes, I know, I am a geek) which is rare for a film that isn't subtitled and about something gruelling. All I really know about it is that it's essentially a two header, the guy did his own special effects, and it's meant to be very good. Apparently the guy who made it is now lined up for various big budget movies including a new Godzilla so would be nice to see something by him before it all goes to shit.

    Planning on grabbing it very soon so will report back if I do get hold of it.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I've had it sitting on my hard-drive for a while now waiting to be watched in its entirety (I started but was then distracted by something - I don't recall by what). It looks pretty impressive considering how it was made & not just the special fx.
    It's really a road movie, fairly sedate in tone with added monster menace. It's definitely not your average Monster invasion movie.

    http://twitchfilm.com/reviews/2010/10/monsters-review.php

  • edulusedulus 421 Posts
    I???d been frustrated for some time by the constraints of the mainstream media and in various press-rooms and bars across the world, I???d come to realise I wasn???t the only one who felt journalism as a whole was missing something, that there should be more space for more in-depth pieces, for detailed reportage, history and analysis. Was there a way, I wondered, to accommodate articles of several thousand words? Could we do something that was neither magazine nor book, but somewhere in between?

    As I floated thoughts and theories to anyone who would listen, I became aware there were other writers so keen to break the shackles of Search Engine Optimisation and the culture of quotes for-quotes???-sake that they were prepared to write for a share of potential profit, that the joy of writing what they wanted and felt was important outweighed the desire to be paid. The only problem, I explained to those around the table in Fitzys, was finding a publisher equally willing to take the gamble.

    http://www.theblizzard.co.uk/

    first issue is pay what you want.

  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts
    You guys know a good place to watch full highlights on iPhones?

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Epic FF fail; transferred out Kuyt and Betty after their poor West Ham showings, put in Arsenal players reckoning they had an easy match.

    Still, good results for Citeh's Top-4 campaign .

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    What are the chances of Man U imploding like Chelsea?

    Arsenal could be right there, but we're not the same team without Cesc & Percy. I think I'm fully prepared to be beaten in Spain if we have more focus on the league. Bloody Sunderland.

  • J i m s t e r said:
    Epic FF fail; transferred out Kuyt and Betty after their poor West Ham showings, put in Arsenal players reckoning they had an easy match.

    :oh_snap:

    transferred out kuyt, then set nani as captain.

    in fact, such is the ff logic of having a player as captain = player does crap, not having a player = player does well, i'm sure i deserve some credit for the result.

  • Duderonomy said:
    What are the chances of Man U imploding like Chelsea?

    Arsenal could be right there, but we're not the same team without Cesc & Percy. I think I'm fully prepared to be beaten in Spain if we have more focus on the league. Bloody Sunderland.

    Looking at the remaining fixtures there seem to be plenty of opportunities for Arsenal to slip up. Realistically we have to win all of our remaining games.

    Provided we're still in it in at the end of April the match against United could be a decider...

  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    SUAREZ!

    manU faces arsenal then chelsea that's a test, arsenal must regret those dropped points
    that nani injury is nasty

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    The tackle on Nani wasn't pretty, but drama that ensued afterwards dissolved any remaining sympathy. He will be missed. Although it was but a scratch, so I'm sure he'll be back too soon.
    I'm tempted to transfer him out & put in an Arsenal player, but I just know that'll be the kiss of death for them. - I put in Cahil last week, at a cost, but hopefully to gain from the double game week, only for him to get injured midweek. So I had to sub him out, costing me another 4 points. - Pretty much sums up my FPL season.

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    Has BritStrut seen this abomination? The 'remix' of the classic JR Hartley add staring Ravey Davey.

    It all seems rather desperate.


  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Yes, the JR Hartley reworking is some necrophilia right there. Although, I scoff at both dudes for not owning a copy of their own Magnum Opuses.

    I was gutted when they dubbed the Tip-Top adverts too. I think they even cut the porcine "Tip Top On Trifle" child out completely.

    Althought I would not hatt on a "McVitie's Ginger Nut" raggamash reworking with a distored robot-voice dropping "I knows it... I grows it."

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:

    Althought I would not hatt on a "McVitie's Ginger Nut" raggamash reworking with a distored robot-voice dropping "I knows it... I grows it."

    For a second I read that as a real advert! Would be good. Is Wayne Bridge the guy doing the itv-movies-sponsored-by Red Riding Hood advert? He appears to play the woodsman.

    Can anybody find a Nani crying gif?

    I just saw the clip. Nasty tackle, but he manfully recovers long enough to rush over to the referee, and then fall on the floor and start crying once he sees it's only a yellow card.

  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    the crying was honorless
    but the gash is deep it deserved red
    but i hate manU so

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    As a karate expert* I will not be posting pictures or gifs of Nani and his tears. But if you wanted to find such things, I'm sure the Liverpool forum could provide.

    *or more importantly an Arsenal fan who knows all too well the horror of a valued team member being on the receiving end of a nasty tackle.

  • Okem said:
    Has BritStrut seen this abomination? The 'remix' of the classic JR Hartley add staring Ravey Davey.

    It all seems rather desperate.

    yes, shit advert. but, nice to see some familiar shops there (haggle, flashback, music & video exchange). could have improved it by having the guy from haggle call him a c*nt before kicking him out of the shop...

  • J i m s t e r said:


    I was gutted when they dubbed the Tip-Top adverts too. I think they even cut the porcine "Tip Top On Trifle" child out completely.

    "You're the tops,Tip-Top"

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    I would be hesitant to state that Utd are falling apart. I think when we finally get Park back it will make a massive difference as he was outstanding before his international duty and subsequent injury. We are also missing both central defenders and playing gormless twat Brown which pretty much guarantees the opposition some goals ( I didn't even watch the match on Sunday when I saw our central partnership).

    I do think however that Arsenal won't get many better chances than this to win the league so we'll see what happens.

    By the way, that Nani challenge is a dirty piece of work. However I've long been aware that Carragher gets the kind of preferential treatment from refs usually reserved for international favourites (just notice how many clumsy penalty decisions go his way). Not moaning as not that much of a hypocrite but still very noticeable.

    Psyched about the matches today. I want to see Barca and Milan players weeping around 9.30 tonight.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Junior said:


    I do think however that Arsenal won't get many better chances than this to win the league so we'll see what happens.

    Psyched about the matches today. I want to see Barca and Milan players weeping around 9.30 tonight.

    I still think the best is yet to come from this Arsenal squad, but this does look like an open season, just that everybody is having difficulty finding consistency. Dropping points at Sunderland really isn't the mark of Champions-elect. It's Man U's to lose, and if they let this slip, I think that it will have long-term consequences for the team. Looking at Chelsea, their run of bad results has been most damaging in that other teams have lost a certain respect that they would've once had for Chelsea.

    Reeewind to that Diaby own-goal game shortly after the sale of Ronaldo, beginning of the season, Man U looked woeful, there for the taking. Buuut, the Arse hadn't the confidence to really press forward in numbers and take the game to them, perhaps all too aware of the way that Ronaldo & Park had punished them on counter-attacks at the end of the previous season. It's a big if, but if we had really hammered them that day when they still looked uncertain, they may not have gotten back into that winning mentality, other teams may have taken the game to them with more confidence, they may not have started this season as defending champions. If.
    Anyway, I'm more inclined to see 9.30 pm as the point at which Arsenal concentrate on the league. No more wasted chances against teams we should be beating. No more slipped leads.
    No more injuries would be nice, too.

    Re: Nani. I've had worse injuries than that and not cried. Bad tackle, yes. Reaction? Pussy.

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    LOL. Carragher's tackle cut to the bone. Shows the insane level of denial with people claiming his injury photo was doctored because that brutal gash doesn't fit with the 'Nani's a pussy' narrative.

    Even Guardian writers are getting in on the macho posturing. Pathetic.

  • carragher's tackle deserved a red, no doubt. and i have no criticism of nani for not having a high enough pain threshold for the majority of pundits and fans.

    BUT, there is nothing like the joy felt seeing blatent decisions going against United for once. I can't think of any team who deserve it more...

  • jleejlee 1,539 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    Junior said:


    I do think however that Arsenal won't get many better chances than this to win the league so we'll see what happens.

    Psyched about the matches today. I want to see Barca and Milan players weeping around 9.30 tonight.

    I still think the best is yet to come from this Arsenal squad, but this does look like an open season, just that everybody is having difficulty finding consistency. Dropping points at Sunderland really isn't the mark of Champions-elect. It's Man U's to lose, and if they let this slip, I think that it will have long-term consequences for the team. Looking at Chelsea, their run of bad results has been most damaging in that other teams have lost a certain respect that they would've once had for Chelsea.

    agreed in that, this season is the best chance for the Arse to win the PL, but also agree that the lack of consistency makes it very open. all teams are dropping points to teams they "shouldn't", so it will probably dependent on who else does so between here and the end of the season.

    as for Le Arse, over the past two weeks (Carling & Sunderland) i've seen again that without Cesc in the squad, you just cant expect the best out of the rest of the team. i can only hope we can keep him for at least one more season (or more), as i don't yet see any natural replacement for him yet.

    tonight should be fun though. i still expect FCB to go through, but really hope Arsenal can show up tonight and put it to them. while i really respect barcelona, i am rather tired with the "they're the best team in the world, so you should just roll-over". a good win tonight from Arsenal and maybe we see a change in how much the press have their heads up barcelona's ass. But again, most likely i see FCB going through on some 3-1 schitt. blah

    good luck tonight boys. CYOG

  • By his own standards of the last two seasons, Fabregas has not had a good season in my opinion. If he had they might have been ahead of United by now.
    I agree that the title is United's to lose(and it seems more likely they just might) but as good as this season has been whoever wins the title will be the best of a mediocre bunch this time around.
    As long as City don't win it,I'll be happy. Not because of the money aspect but because of their negative away tactics against teams around them..

    Hoping Arsenal can win today, Barca being without Pique and Puyol should give them hope of scoring.
    Same goes for Tottenham tomorrow, who I would imagine will go for broke against Milan. Just hope they don't fall to a late goal/goals as other newbies have previously in the CL.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    badder_than_evil said:

    I agree that the title is United's to lose(and it seems more likely they just might) but as good as this season has been whoever wins the title will be the best of a mediocre bunch this time around.

    Yeah agree with this though I do think it's been that way for a while now. Last season was a big mess where we were managing to stay in contact mainly through the prolific strike rate of Teh Wayne and even though we went god knows how long without any wins when he got injured we only lost by a point to a similarly misfiring Chelsea. The season before was similar and only ended up an inevitably thanks to Liverpool's horrendous collapse. Either smaller clubs are getting better at an incredible rate or, more likely, none of the big guns have really been firing for a few years.

    Same thing seems to be happening to most of the big clubs in Europe too though not as noticeable due to the piss poor quality of many of the smaller clubs in their leagues.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Mancini has to finish top 4 or he's out. Hence the safe tactics. Plus, this is a squad that has had no time to evolve around a solid core, like Un*ited, 'Ski or the Wenger boys. If we can hang on for 4th then City will look better next season once the pecking order has been established.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Mancini has to finish top 4 or he's out. Hence the safe tactics. Plus, this is a squad that has had no time to evolve around a solid core, like Un*ited, 'Ski or the Wenger boys. If we can hang on for 4th then City will look better next season once the squad pecking order has been established.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    neil_something said:
    carragher's tackle deserved a red, no doubt. and i have no criticism of nani for not having a high enough pain threshold for the majority of pundits and fans.





    BUT, there is nothing like the joy felt seeing blatent decisions going against United for once. I can't think of any team who deserve it more...

    I'm thinking, I'm thinking...

  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts
    Almunia deserves a medal for keeping it only 3 - 1. He made 9 clutch saves.

    Other telling game statistics:
    Barcelona ____________Arsenal
    20(12)___Shots (on Goal)___0(0)
    76%___Time of Possession___24%
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