Are Simpsons Quotes Still Cromulent? NRR

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  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    jaundice is not sexy!

  • Man. You guys covered a lot of the ones I thought of. Didn't think I saw this though, which is for some reason the first one to come to mind.

    Grimes: "It's a contest for school children!"

    Carl: "Yeah, and Homer beat their asses!"

  • Also Homer to moldy sandwich "I can never stay mad at you."

  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Marge - "Bart, how'd you get a cell phone?"
    Bart - "The same way you got me. By mistake, on a golf course."

  • jammyjammy remixing bongo rock... 813 Posts
    an evening with phillip glass.....just an evening?!

  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    GenePontecorvo said:
    Also Homer to moldy sandwich "I can never stay mad at you."

    "Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge."

    That's a top five episode for me, hands down.

  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    We could easily hit 20 pages just recalling awesome quotes, but what are the top 10 best Simspons episodes ever. Some are just wall-to-wall killers. Like the episode where Lisa goes on a date with Ralph, or the Cape Fear parody when Sideshow Bob keeps stpping on the rakes.

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    1. Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment
    2. Sideshow Bob Roberts
    3. Trash Of The Titans
    4. Homer's Enemy
    5. Mountain Of Madness
    6. Maximum Homerdrive
    7. Brother's Little Helper
    8. C.E. Doh
    9. Das Bus
    10. The Great Money Caper


  • JibsJibs 12 Posts
    coldgritz said:

    One of my favorite episodes

    Bart: ???Cheer up, Mom. You can???t buy publicity like that. Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford!???

    Homer: ???You could call them Whitey-Whackers

  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Kinetic said:
    We could easily hit 20 pages just recalling awesome quotes, but what are the top 10 best Simspons episodes ever. Some are just wall-to-wall killers. Like the episode where Lisa goes on a date with Ralph, or the Cape Fear parody when Sideshow Bob keeps stpping on the rakes.

    The one with Homer's barbershop quartet. All the Beatles' references were genius. Oh, and the X-Files parody. It's really too many to name, IMO.

  • Breez said:
    Kinetic said:
    We could easily hit 20 pages just recalling awesome quotes, but what are the top 10 best Simspons episodes ever. Some are just wall-to-wall killers. Like the episode where Lisa goes on a date with Ralph, or the Cape Fear parody when Sideshow Bob keeps stpping on the rakes.

    The one with Homer's barbershop quartet. All the Beatles' references were genius. Oh, and the X-Files parody. It's really too many to name, IMO.


  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Kinetic said:
    where Lisa goes on a date with Ralph

    I can't find it, but the last shot of the Lisa and Nelson episode where Milhouse leaps into the air with joy (at the possibility of her dating just about anyone next) with his dog on a leash is a favourite.


  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    vintageinfants said:

    Oh Hells yes

  • bassie said:
    Kinetic said:
    where Lisa goes on a date with Ralph

    I can't find it, but the last shot of the Lisa and Nelson episode where Milhouse leaps into the air with joy (at the possibility of her dating just about anyone next) with his dog on a leash is a favourite.


  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    lol - yes! Thank You!

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Reynaldo said:
    1. Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment
    2. Sideshow Bob Roberts
    3. Trash Of The Titans
    4. Homer's Enemy
    5. Mountain Of Madness
    6. Maximum Homerdrive
    7. Brother's Little Helper
    8. C.E. Doh
    9. Das Bus
    10. The Great Money Caper

    There's no way I can pick a top 10, though I agree with "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" taking the top slot, so I'll just throw out 10 more classics:

    "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    The one where Mr. Burns opens a casino (the plotline of Mr. Burns becoming Howard Hughes is amazing)
    "Homer the Vigilante"
    "Cape Feare"
    "A Star Is Burns"
    "Homie the Clown"
    "A Fish Called Selma"
    The one where Homer trips balls on the insanity peppers.
    The tomacco episode

    Best subplot: "Lisa's Rival," where Homer has the sugar pile.
    Best "Treehouse of Horror" segment: The one where Kang and Kodos become Clinton and Dole. Absolutely flawless.

  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    DJ_Enki said:
    Best "Treehouse of Horror" segment: The one where Kang and Kodos become Clinton and Dole. Absolutely flawless.

    I think this might the funniest shit ever put on TV, every line/bit is a classic.

    "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" might be my favorite political sentence ever.

  • Was always a big fan of the ..goes to New York and ..goes to Japan episodes.

    Street Vendor: "I have mountain dew or crab juice"

    Homer: "eeeeeww!!! I'll take the crab juice"

  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    Horseleech said:
    DJ_Enki said:
    Best "Treehouse of Horror" segment: The one where Kang and Kodos become Clinton and Dole. Absolutely flawless.

    I think this might the funniest shit ever put on TV, every line/bit is a classic.

    "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" might be my favorite political sentence ever.

    "What have I done, what am I doing... WHAT WILL I DO!"

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  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts

    McBain: The Movie from McBain on Vimeo.



    Mendozaaaaaaaaaaa!

  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    From the "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble" episode:
    Bart / Simon's half sister: "I wanted a Range Rover, not a Land Rover. This is the worst Martin Luther King day ever!"

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Stay cromulent


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    It turns out that if you stitch together all the little over-the-top McBain movie clips shown in several seasons' worth of Simpsons episodes, they form a coherent mini-feature -- a little Easter egg planted by the fun-lovin' Simpsons writing staff!

  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    sabadabada said:
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    It turns out that if you stitch together all the little over-the-top McBain movie clips shown in several seasons' worth of Simpsons episodes, they form a coherent mini-feature -- a little Easter egg planted by the fun-lovin' Simpsons writing staff!

    Featuring one of my two favorite Simpsons toasts of all time, "To Human Misery", which is just edged out by Mr. Black's "Gentlemen, to Evil." toast from the Camp Krusty episode. And of course, also my #1 seduction line???no human female can resist "Right now I am thinking about holding another meeting...in bed!"

  • dollar_bin said:
    And of course, also my #1 seduction line???no human female can resist "Right now I am thinking about holding another meeting...in bed!"

    My favorite Simpsons seduction line, spoken by Grandpa Abe Simpson to a Vegas hooker:

    "How about giving old Honest Abe another term in the oval office?"

  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    Do fantasy segments count?
    Marge: You certainly have a lot of bowling trophies.
    Jacques: Ha ha, [whispered] I like you so much. They're not for bowling Marge. You're so naive, They're for lovemaking!

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Horseleech said:
    dollar_bin said:
    And of course, also my #1 seduction line???no human female can resist "Right now I am thinking about holding another meeting...in bed!"

    My favorite Simpsons seduction line, spoken by Grandpa Abe Simpson to a Vegas hooker:

    "How about giving old Honest Abe another term in the oval office?"

    I love that he says, "Oh, thank god" and falls asleep when she declines his offer.

    I put Homer's "Everybody Hates Flanders" song on the mix I just finished off. It really is a catchy tune ("Flanders tried to wreck my song/His views on birth control are wrong"), but David Byrne's Latin remix sounds like it's fire as well. "No nos gusta Flanders/Y su nombre estupido"
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