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Are Simpsons Quotes Still Cromulent? NRR

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  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    dollar_bin said:
    Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

    YES. Used that one the other day, in fact.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    "Stupid trash, rotten, stinking, hate world, revenge soon, take out on everyone...."

    "Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they closed that place down!"
  • strikerstriker 146 Posts
    "Tramapoline... Trabapoline"

    "Chowder"

    Burns - "You're the fattest thing I've ever seen & I've been on safari"
  • kicks79kicks79 1,345 Posts
    "don't forget your safety goggles"
    "Ahh my eyes the goggles do nothing"
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    kicks79 said:
    "don't forget your safety goggles"
    "Ahh my eyes the goggles do nothing"
    YES!

    Oh you just reminded me of my favourite ever McBain-ism:

    McBain: Nice shirt schoey - it makes you look like a homosexual.
    Crowd: Booooooooo!!!
    McBain: Maybe all of you are homosexuals too!
  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
  • BeatnicholasBeatnicholas 1,005 Posts
    dude at work is quite ralph-esque so he gets called ralph wiggum. often when hes being dense someone will go

    Ralph, are you eating your paste?

    (Mnu, mushushs Uber.)
  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
  • disco_chedisco_che 1,115 Posts
    Mindy: "Desserts aren't always right." - Homer: "But they're so sweet."

  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    Yeah. Legend of the dog-faced woman.

  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,538 Posts
    "did i say two weeks? i meant two seconds."

    "sure im qualified to represent you. i watched matlock in a bar last night. the sound wasn't on but i got the jist of it."
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    "Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may know me from such self help videos like Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident Stupid."




    "Ahhh, sweet liquor eases the pain."
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    mmm... waffle run-off.

    No kids, you just have to improvise! Look at my dinner... cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust.

    I like stories (use this frequently)
  • jgissjgiss 42 Posts
    "Lisa, don't ever stop in the middle of a hoe-down"

  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts

    "My good looks paid for that pool and my talent filled it with water."
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts
    ennui said:
    Alltime Ralphism: "It tastes like burning"

    My all time favorite. this has made its way into our household lexicon, along with my 2nd favorite Ralphism (from the same episode): Go banana!

    Sidenote:

    My last name is Simpson.

    My wife's name is Maggie.

    Really.
  • deathvalley90210deathvalley90210 398 Posts
    the ones i use regularly.

    the ironing is delicious.

    this tastes like grandma.

    i had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE!
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    There was an optics festival and I wasn't informed?
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    "Then why do I give you all the albino holidays off? Hmm? Hmmm?!!"
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    Still to this day - every day I pass a gym - I always quote this (as I can't really write it out)

  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    I've seen plays that are more entertaining than this... Honest to god, plays!

    Good things don't end in "-eum"... they end in "mania," or "teria".
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    That's a good idea, Homer... But, I think they already made some movies about World War II.
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    believe I also say this at least once a month -

    "an alligator? with a hat on? whatever!"

  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    And this perpetual motion machine Lisa made is a joke! It just keeps going faster, and faster, and faster!
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    :five_pager:

    Still perfectly cromulent.
  • JibsJibs 12 Posts
    "Did you know the holes only natural enemy is the pile"
  • coldgritzcoldgritz 71 Posts
    gareth
    Posted: 11 November 2010 12:57 PM
    And this perpetual motion machine Lisa made is a joke! It just keeps going faster, and faster, and faster!
    "In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!"

    haven't seen many wiggum quotes, dude is one of my favorite characters

    Bart: take em away boys
    Wiggum: hey, i get to say that...bake em away toys
    Eddie & Lou: uh, chief
    wiggum: do what the kid says....


    also the one where flanders is getting a sobriety test as the church bus rolls by:
    "Ha!! high as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!!"
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    Jibs said:
    "Did you know the holes only natural enemy is the pile"

    Did you know that these so-called volunteers don't even get paid?
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