dollar_bin said:Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
kicks79 said:"don't forget your safety goggles" "Ahh my eyes the goggles do nothing"
ennui said:Alltime Ralphism: "It tastes like burning"
gareth Posted: 11 November 2010 12:57 PM And this perpetual motion machine Lisa made is a joke! It just keeps going faster, and faster, and faster!
Jibs said:"Did you know the holes only natural enemy is the pile"
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YES. Used that one the other day, in fact.
"Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they closed that place down!"
"Chowder"
Burns - "You're the fattest thing I've ever seen & I've been on safari"
"Ahh my eyes the goggles do nothing"
Oh you just reminded me of my favourite ever McBain-ism:
McBain: Nice shirt schoey - it makes you look like a homosexual.
Crowd: Booooooooo!!!
McBain: Maybe all of you are homosexuals too!
Ralph, are you eating your paste?
(Mnu, mushushs Uber.)
"sure im qualified to represent you. i watched matlock in a bar last night. the sound wasn't on but i got the jist of it."
"Ahhh, sweet liquor eases the pain."
No kids, you just have to improvise! Look at my dinner... cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust.
I like stories (use this frequently)
"My good looks paid for that pool and my talent filled it with water."
My all time favorite. this has made its way into our household lexicon, along with my 2nd favorite Ralphism (from the same episode): Go banana!
Sidenote:
My last name is Simpson.
My wife's name is Maggie.
Really.
the ironing is delicious.
this tastes like grandma.
i had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
Good things don't end in "-eum"... they end in "mania," or "teria".
"an alligator? with a hat on? whatever!"
Still perfectly cromulent.
haven't seen many wiggum quotes, dude is one of my favorite characters
Bart: take em away boys
Wiggum: hey, i get to say that...bake em away toys
Eddie & Lou: uh, chief
wiggum: do what the kid says....
also the one where flanders is getting a sobriety test as the church bus rolls by:
"Ha!! high as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!!"
Did you know that these so-called volunteers don't even get paid?