Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog.
Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
"Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you? "
"AWW MANN...you kissed a girl. That is so gay!"
"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
patti and selma: "her legend will live on for ever"
homer in his head:"yeah, legend of the dog faced woman!"
homer laughing out loud: "haahaaha, legend of the dog faced woman..."
The day I stop referring to burgers as "steamed hams" will be the day they lower me into the ground.
I'm also a big fan of drinking "bourbon, the brownest of the brown liquors".
And instead of replying to jokes with LOL, I often go to the trouble of typing out "Derivative dy = 3 r squared dr over 3". I even have it saved in my phone just so I can text it to people.
"you keep eatin them hotlinks you aint gonna make it to a pension"
"YOU. Strawberry, hit a homerun."
"YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER!"
"happiness is just a flaming moe away"
..all i have to do is picture certain characters and not only do i recall lines but whole exchanges...yeah the show has fallen off..i havent had the urge to watch a repeat in about 6 seasons
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Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog.
Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
"AWW MANN...you kissed a girl. That is so gay!"
"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
Ralph to Lisa: "You're deceptive."
but haven't watched that shit in six years.. probably wouldn't recognize the new ones.
Repot Depot Guy: " So Pay your Bills"
Moe: "But I don't want to!!!!!"
Homer: "Right now Krusty's up in heaven with all those other great dead celebrities,
John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef Stalin (sigh) I wish I were dead"
Lenny: "The Doctor said i wasn't supposed to get pudding in my eye!!!"
xavier
Old school Mr. Burns was the best.
HOMER: Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
MR. BURNS: Ah yes. But I'd give it all up for just a little bit more.
Homer: Oh, Marge! There's no such place! I made it all up!
[Marge clears throat]
Homer: Or to put it another way... there... is.
homer in his head:"yeah, legend of the dog faced woman!"
homer laughing out loud: "haahaaha, legend of the dog faced woman..."
the simpsons were buried with phil hartman. the end.
Yes, QUEEN OF THE WORLD... of spelling."
i use that all the time in conversation.
I'm also a big fan of drinking "bourbon, the brownest of the brown liquors".
And instead of replying to jokes with LOL, I often go to the trouble of typing out "Derivative dy = 3 r squared dr over 3". I even have it saved in my phone just so I can text it to people.
Homer: It's not my fault! Those barleyjacks filled me up with their liqueurs and liquors, but mostly liqueurs.
And also the similar: "My face is on fire."
Hot-Dog Cart Vendor: "Lady, he's putting my kids through college!"
"My daddy shoots people."
"ICE TO SEE YOU!"
"you keep eatin them hotlinks you aint gonna make it to a pension"
"YOU. Strawberry, hit a homerun."
"YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER!"
"happiness is just a flaming moe away"
..all i have to do is picture certain characters and not only do i recall lines but whole exchanges...yeah the show has fallen off..i havent had the urge to watch a repeat in about 6 seasons
As a former saxomophone player, I will never stop calling it "saxomophone."
One I use whenever I'm in a difficult situation: "I guess there's only one way out of our problems...a murder-suicide pact."
"Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick."
YES
"-It says that 20 immigrant workers were killed building the Duff pyramid.
- Well, there's plenty more where that came from."
"I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as an attorney."
"You've got to learn how to weasel out of things, boy. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."