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cologne unappreciation (nrr)

edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
edited November 2007 in Strut Central
do you dudes wear cologne? i think my coworker takes a bath in it every morning before work. it's so assaultive that i can't bear to be around him for more than a minute. i'm always talking really fast and trying to speed up the convo because i am seriously holding my breath. then when he leaves my cube, it's like he never really left. anyway, i don't know very many women that like their dudes smelling fancy.
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  • bass_feverbass_fever 974 Posts
    never...I'm a naturalist!

    In a non-hippie sort of way.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    I rock a bit. It's easy to overdue it. Knowing when to say when is

    I know a lot of women that like their men smelling fancy so there
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    im not ashamed to say i wear womens perfume cuz i cannot stand the smell of mens cologne. i know its meant to attract the females but im the fucker that has to smell that shit all day long.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    NEVER.

    I stopped that shit in high school.

    But Im Metrosexual w/ my scented body lotions/soap/oils.

    No scented alchohol w/ a fancy name for me.
  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    Old Spice is all you need. I'm saying.

    Cologne is IMHO
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Old Spice is all you need. I'm saying.




    What year are u in?
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    I rock a bit. It's easy to overdue it. Knowing when to say when is

    I know a lot of women that like their men smelling fancy so there

    do you wear it everyday? yeah i guess it also matters what it smells like. this stuff has to be some rite aid crud. actually i take it back, i don't like musky cologne but there have been some cologne that i like such as eternity and the issey miyake one but i think that's because it's a scent that isn't so dudeish and women could probably wear

    p.s. i bet these guys smell horrible

  • BusCrates78BusCrates78 159 Posts
    I completely despise cologne. It gives me a headache sometimes, depending on how strong it is. Soap, Water, Lotion, Deodorant..is as far as it goes here. Because
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    [quotep.s. i bet these guys smell horrible


    Ah, but to the discerning guidette, their scent is an alluring concoction of cigarettes, B.O., Axe body spray, and rohypnol.
  • sergserg 682 Posts
    cologne is the first step in bitchmade. That shit is gross, just get some deodorant that doesn't smell like axe or some other preteen bullshit. The only people that should be able to smell you are the ones that are close enough to your body to kiss you.

    I will never support those kind of maneuvers.
  • BusCrates78BusCrates78 159 Posts
    [quotep.s. i bet these guys smell horrible


    Ah, but to the discerning guidette, their scent is an alluring concoction of cigarettes, B.O., Axe body spray, and rohypnol.


    NOT A GOOD SCENT
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    Lacoste
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    You should only be able to smell someone's cologne if you are all up in their heezy. Anything beyond that is too much.

    If you have good taste you can rock a nice cologne in the right way. Most folks lack that though. There are some great scents that do not smell like Axe/Old Spice/Drakkar.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Lacoste

    This is one of them, smells great (in moderation)
  • spelunkspelunk 3,400 Posts
    Never. Disgusting stuff. And on the flipside I hate the smell of perfume or most scented body products on girls. Fine, call me a Santa Cruz hippie, but it's true.
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    Never. Disgusting stuff. And on the flipside I hate the smell of perfume or most scented body products on girls. Fine, call me a Santa Cruz hippie, but it's true.

    YOU ARE A SANTA CRUZ HIPPIE! LOL.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I keep a small bottle of Banana Republic cologne that I bought over 7 years ago that is still full as I only use it and barely at that about once every 6 months.
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    I rock a bit. It's easy to overdue it. Knowing when to say when is

    I know a lot of women that like their men smelling fancy so there

    I rock a bit as well JP. All in moderation. I rock the Bvlgari son......

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Its all 'bout subtlety. And knowing which scents work w/ your own scent. Not just puttin somethin on cause the name is hot or its "expensive".

    Something as simple as Mint can get a woman open. And you shouldnt be wearing it to "attract" someone anyways.
  • JRootJRoot 861 Posts
    Old Spice is all you need. I'm saying.

    I wear Old Spice deodorant, and it pleases my wife. I want nothing more.

    If you can smell someone coming, that person stinks.

    Happy Veteran's Day,
    JRoot
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I keep a small bottle of Banana Republic cologne that I bought over 7 years ago that is still full as I only use it and barely at that about once every 6 months.

    throw it out. That shit is rubbing alcohol by now.
  • rocco2nrrocco2nr 530 Posts
    Old Spice is all you need. I'm saying.

    I wear Old Spice deodorant, and it pleases my wife. I want nothing more.

    If you can smell someone coming, that person stinks.

    Happy Veteran's Day,
    JRoot

    i wear old spice high endurance and have had like three or four female coworkers ask what i'm wearing that smells so good.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I keep a small bottle of Banana Republic cologne that I bought over 7 years ago that is still full as I only use it and barely at that about once every 6 months.

    throw it out. That shit is rubbing alcohol by now.

    Smells the same as it ever has, at least the last time I checked. But yeah, your assumption seems valid.

    I don't know why I let myself get talked into buying a bottle anyway. I swear a tester could last me 5 years.
  • p_gunnp_gunn 2,284 Posts
    do you dudes wear cologne? i think my coworker takes a bath in it every morning before work. it's so assaultive that i can't bear to be around him for more than a minute. i'm always talking really fast and trying to speed up the convo because i am seriously holding my breath. then when he leaves my cube, it's like he never really left.





    anyway, i don't know very many women that like their dudes smelling fancy.


    go to europe and it seems like every single dude is swimming in the stuff...
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    I rock after shave, nothing fancy, just some
    stuff I get at CVS for $6. Typically, it will
    smell a bit strong in the AM just after slapping
    it on (first get into work, sometimes get a "whoa!"
    from co-workers) but after a little while it settles
    in and is more subtle ... and I get compliments on it
    from the ladies fairly often.
  • Insulin1200Insulin1200 396 Posts
    locations abundant:



  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    I rock after shave, nothing fancy, just some
    stuff I get at CVS for $6. Typically, it will
    smell a bit strong in the AM just after slapping
    it on (first get into work, sometimes get a "whoa!"
    from co-workers) but after a little while it settles
    in and is more subtle ... and I get compliments on it
    from the ladies fairly often.

    dude. this is soulstrut. who gave u permission to shave?
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts

    dude. this is soulstrut. who gave u permission to shave?


    I couldn't grow a beard if I stopped shaving for a year

    If I don't shave for a week all I get is pubescent hesher-fuzz
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    I rock after shave, nothing fancy, just some
    stuff I get at CVS for $6. Typically, it will
    smell a bit strong in the AM just after slapping
    it on (first get into work, sometimes get a "whoa!"
    from co-workers) but after a little while it settles
    in and is more subtle ... and I get compliments on it
    from the ladies fairly often.

    I'm feeling your haiku-like line breaks.

    People wanna know, who is he--he get busy
    Spray so much Issey, girls get dizzy

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    nothing wrong w cologne if you only apply it in EXTREMELY limited amounts. the idea is that only someone yr getting close to smells it. it's supposed to have subtlety.

    if yr using lotions or whatever a la batmon its not necessary.

    i have armani code black, certainly don't wear it every day, it is a special occasions kind of thing.

    i used to be all against it but i was also only familiar w/ the dudes who douse themselves in it, was unaware that REAL ADULTS can actually make it work.
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