Girlfriend bugging in my shop
Jonny_Paycheck
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So this chick is wilding on her man right now! He is gripping a madd stack and she is wilding! She is talwmbout what are we gonna eat tonight! She gets the gasface! I want some money! Help me out strutters... how can I tell her to chill without being a dick?
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Offer the boyfriend a discount if he kicks her out. You'll lose some money but secure a sale.
Why did he even bring her in there?
That sounds like a Family Guy scene waiting to happen.
Boyfriends, why do you do it to yourselves????
SERIOUSLY. Real headz should know that if you're going to go record shopping and unless your girl is down to help you look, best to say, "I'll see you in an hour, peace!"
Btw, I think "girlfriends in the store" thread might be as entertaining as "my favorite DJ requests."
Bean dip, baby. Bean dip offa Stark.
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It's funny cause I'm either a) there by myself, or b) there with my girl who likes helping and enjoys looking for stuff.
Digger guys who bring their girls when they're not into it are wack.
True, but I always wonder what's wrong with the chick to stand for such nonsense as well. Glad you got some $$$ Jonny!
Homeboy if you're reading this, thanks for the purchase! Next time leave the girl at Anna, up the street.
That's a good look Jonny. What magazines you got?
If I'm at one a those shoe boutiques, they always have a copy of FHM or the New Yorker. Cartoons and airbrushed butts for an hour and I just have to tell her to get the pair with tallest heels that are still comfortable. (And she tells me to get the cheapest good record(s) that I don't have.)
this shit had me rollin'!! all i gotta say is when when my fiance is out shopping and i'm a tagalong, some mags, h2o, and bench is more than we dudes are offered. it's more like an incomfortable couch and minute by minute updates about outfit appearances... all dehydrated.
if girls expect patience from their mans, mans expect the same from the women...
fall back and let me cop raer. thanks
Was in NYC last week, and hoping to avoid Good Records, because I am broke. Well, that didn't work, and I ended up blowing a grip of $$$ at the shop.
BUUUUUUUT, the point of this is. I only ended up at the shop because I was meeting my sister at work at NYU, and in the neighborhood- but she was TOTALLY patient and entertained by the bench/mag table while I got my spontaneous dig on.
Everybody won- including her, who I bought a couple glasses of wine for at a wine bar immediately afterward as a thank you.
------------------------- Thankyou Johnny!
Oh, oh,... and if a guy sits down after digging for a while even for a second, you should jump up from behind the counter and yell at him all like "what the fuck man... it don't say digger bench now does it foo'?"
i'm not as serious a digger as some of you guys are so i'm not usually in any shops for more than an hour. i've been lucky enough to have dated a good number of girls that were actually really into music that could look around and find shit that they were into. they definitely weren't lookin for raer but they'd go look in the indie CD sections and keep themselves occupied. now i just gotta find one that's into music and uncrazy.
I think we need to have a photoshopped spec of this, preferably with Tony Montana manning the desk.
That's good and all, but have you thought about a full on manicure station.
Then you'd be legit, I heard Bleeker Bob's has one now.
My girl only comes along if we're out of town, and while she insists on hanging out with me she's not happy in a record store for more than maybe 5-15 minutes.
There's one spot I go to on vacation with a whole lounge area w/at least one couch, a TV showing DVDs, and mags/books... NOT GOOD ENOUGH. She still gets extremely unhappy, and will sometimes go sit in the car fuming until I'm done.
My wife, who has also been to Good Records and has sat on said bench, just said, "if he put in a manicurist, I would totally go back."
haha, i was just about to say your girl brought that nintendo DS with her last time she came by the store, i didn't know she hated it like that... tell her next time she can comandeer the remote... we have direct tv! and a couch! and a water cooler!... or she can comandeer the computer