I used to live on 5th and B. There are so many cool stores in the East Village- why would a chick even sit on this uncomfortable bench? Send them on their way, Jonny!
See now, that's not really fitting in with the vibe of the shop.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Oh yes. I think Mr. Canal was on the right track here.
I had been silly enough to think that when couples were cruising around town together and they went into a record store, they would both look at records. Or maybe, if one party was uninterested, they would sit and wait for a few minutes while the other one browsed around.
I had no idea the sheer magnitude of the crisis of bored and aloof looking women in record stores!! I don't know how you all have suffered this tremendous burden this long!!
Based on all that so many of you are saying, it must be addressed immediately! Unless she is well trained and obedient enough to help and hold your records, maybe look for some easy stuff, she should be left at home. Or, at the very least, locked in the car.
Your boy just came back in, with girlfriend, to cop the stuff he left behind last night. I said "I thought you weren't allowed back in here!" The girl answered, "we came to an understanding."
Unless she is well trained and obedient enough to help and hold your records, maybe look for some easy stuff, she should be left at home. Or, at the very least, locked in the car.
See now, that's not really fitting in with the vibe of the shop.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Oh yes. I think Mr. Canal was on the right track here.
I had been silly enough to think that when couples were cruising around town together and they went into a record store, they would both look at records. Or maybe, if one party was uninterested, they would sit and wait for a few minutes while the other one browsed around.
I had no idea the sheer magnitude of the crisis of bored and aloof looking women in record stores!! I don't know how you all have suffered this tremendous burden this long!!
Based on all that so many of you are saying, it must be addressed immediately! Unless she is well trained and obedient enough to help and hold your records, maybe look for some easy stuff, she should be left at home. Or, at the very least, locked in the car.
In all seriousness, you could diversify and throw a few vintage clothes and shoes on a rack in a corner for chicks to check out and maybe buy on the side if the gfs and wives come in frequently and unwillingly.
In all seriousness, you could diversify and throw a few vintage clothes and shoes on a rack in a corner for chicks to check out and maybe buy on the side if the gfs and wives come in frequently and unwillingly.
Hahahahahahaha, no offense taken. Apparently that type of foot traffic is not enough to diversify. The problem with it is you would encourage dudes to bring grumpy gfs in, so it'd be good and bad. And spatial issues too are not conducive to such things. And you might turn into our good friend upstate D*n.
In all seriousness, you could diversify and throw a few vintage clothes and shoes on a rack in a corner for chicks to check out and maybe buy on the side if the gfs and wives come in frequently and unwillingly.
No offense John but hell no.
If you do, can I be there to witness when S*mon sees it for the first time?
Your boy just came back in, with girlfriend, to cop the stuff he left behind last night. I said "I thought you weren't allowed back in here!" The girl answered, "we came to an understanding."
PIMP HAND = WAY STRONG
Sounds like someone got their walls and middle worked and their bottom hit.
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I thought about that......but it would be impossible to find a massage therapist that would be on call and show up at a moments notice.
perhaps keeping some handheld electronic massage devices on deck would help.
Batmon already volunteered !!!!!!
I used to live on 5th and B. There are so many cool stores in the East Village- why would a chick even sit on this uncomfortable bench? Send them on their way, Jonny!
^^^^^Hardest I've laughed on here in a minute!!!
See now, that's not really fitting in with the vibe of the shop.
Everything else so far is a go.
Might come by this autumn to check out some benches and magazines... Get some water...
Do you do records as well?
- J
Out of sight, out of mind.
this is why all the heads come. records are secondary
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Oh yes. I think Mr. Canal was on the right track here.
I had been silly enough to think that when couples were cruising around town together and they went into a record store, they would both look at records. Or maybe, if one party was uninterested, they would sit and wait for a few minutes while the other one browsed around.
I had no idea the sheer magnitude of the crisis of bored and aloof looking women in record stores!! I don't know how you all have suffered this tremendous burden this long!!
Based on all that so many of you are saying, it must be addressed immediately! Unless she is well trained and obedient enough to help and hold your records, maybe look for some easy stuff, she should be left at home. Or, at the very least, locked in the car.
*** NEW DEVELOPMENTS! ***
Your boy just came back in, with girlfriend, to cop the stuff he left behind last night. I said "I thought you weren't allowed back in here!" The girl answered, "we came to an understanding."
PIMP HAND = WAY STRONG
some are already practicing this - with amazing results apparently!
:5pager:
if my girl answered for me, i would get sharia on her ass right there.
You haven't trained your girl to answer for you in unimportant situations? PFFFFFFTTT
- J
Experience.
No offense John but hell no.
Apparently that type of foot traffic is not enough to diversify.
The problem with it is you would encourage dudes to bring grumpy gfs in, so it'd be good and bad. And spatial issues too are not conducive to such things. And you might turn into our good friend upstate D*n.
If you do, can I be there to witness
when S*mon sees it for the first time?
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Sounds like someone got their walls and middle worked and their bottom hit.