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Best One-Word Insult

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  • jazzercismjazzercism 838 Posts
    leatherhardlabia

    "EW!"[/b]
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    Straight from Blade Trinity - cock juggling thundercunt.
  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts
    dirthole

    cumbubble

    muppett

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    Cunt, especially when applied to your momma[/b], can be devastating
    That being said, I vote for

    YOURMOMMA
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    fuckstick
  • LazerLazer 796 Posts
    As others have posted, I too enjoy "assclown"
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    fetus
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    I'm only a little disapointed in myself that I'm adding to this thread; here's my contribution:
    co-sign on the shame
    nimrod and twit have class

    in the vein of jizzmop...spermdumpster (family guy)

    also fuckface is classic
  • RishanRishan 454 Posts
    ringsting
    botslot
    jismmonkey
    feltcher

    FUNT = fucking cunt, as elaborated on previous examples

    and the classic UK all-timer...

    tosser

    ...and all it's incarnations, still used on an hourly basis
  • geegee 2 Posts
    flapsnot
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    lil dude
  • tinyhuntertinyhunter 31 Posts
    Cuntox
  • tinyhuntertinyhunter 31 Posts
    Cuntox
  • badder_than_evilbadder_than_evil 951 Posts
    abortion.
    sperm slurper
    rearjuice
  • rookierookie 1 Post
    'peon', 'peasant' 'homunculus' or 'anus'

    prefixed with the word 'fucking' and spoken in an upper-class English accent.

    works every time for me.
  • El_MezcalitoEl_Mezcalito 312 Posts
    whorecunt
  • NewLifeTrioNewLifeTrio 271 Posts
    puppyhole
  • tiger_blurptiger_blurp 275 Posts
    twat.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    bump.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    I once had someone describe a co-worker as "despicable"...that always stuck with me as the ultimate insult.
  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    "Cunt-rat" is one I bring out when describing particularly odious people, usually preceded by "filthy fucking".

    Kindly,
    parallax
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    "student"
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    "Unremarkable" to describe a girl was once particularly devastating.

    I think Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase "Medium-Talent" is the most hilarious/crushing insult I've heard.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Top40.
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Hemmorhoid
    Douchetard
    Republican
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    My friend Aynar fucks up sentences. The dude cracks me up because sometimes he's a straight up English language murderer. Blue man group becomes the Group man Group, Dope ass car becomes Wheels ass car. "Fool, no you didn't!!" becomes 'No it did it fool" and so forth. I think once he was trying to remember how to say Basehead, but it came out:

    "FACEHEAD"

    as in

    "Hell naw I aint with that ugly ass FACEHEAD.. whatserface fool"

    That was a day I'll never forget.

    - spidey
  • tabiratabira 856 Posts
    In today's financial climate i don't think you could put anyone down more efficiently than by accusing them of being a complete and utter banker
  • SunfadeSunfade 799 Posts
    Dinkus

    or Dinkweed
  • SunfadeSunfade 799 Posts
    White

    Whitey

    I use "Chez Whitey" a lot.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Twunt

    Shvuntz
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