My friend Aynar fucks up sentences. The dude cracks me up because sometimes he's a straight up English language murderer. Blue man group becomes the Group man Group, Dope ass car becomes Wheels ass car. "Fool, no you didn't!!" becomes 'No it did it fool" and so forth. I think once he was trying to remember how to say Basehead, but it came out:
"FACEHEAD"
as in
"Hell naw I aint with that ugly ass FACEHEAD.. whatserface fool"
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cumbubble
muppett
YOURMOMMA
nimrod and twit have class
in the vein of jizzmop...spermdumpster (family guy)
also fuckface is classic
botslot
jismmonkey
feltcher
FUNT = fucking cunt, as elaborated on previous examples
and the classic UK all-timer...
tosser
...and all it's incarnations, still used on an hourly basis
sperm slurper
rearjuice
prefixed with the word 'fucking' and spoken in an upper-class English accent.
works every time for me.
Kindly,
parallax
I think Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase "Medium-Talent" is the most hilarious/crushing insult I've heard.
Douchetard
Republican
"FACEHEAD"
as in
"Hell naw I aint with that ugly ass FACEHEAD.. whatserface fool"
That was a day I'll never forget.
- spidey
or Dinkweed
Whitey
I use "Chez Whitey" a lot.
Shvuntz