I used to work at the Port Arthur, TX Wal-Mart in high school. One of my work buddies, Chris, was my age and was fond of pointing out how I, like so many white boys, was crazy.
"White people be havin' them hard words. Like 'prick.' You be all, 'You're a prick, Duuuuuude.' That's cold!"
Of all the white boy words for him to single out as extra cold, I've always found it hilarious that "prick" made the cut.
He also asked me once if my wing tips were "Stacys." I had no idea what he meant. When he said, "Damn, those are clean," I think I replied with, "Thanks, I just shined them."
"CORNBISCUIT" has been a personal favorite of mine for many, many years. It's simple, rarely heard & to-the-point. They almost always do a double take. It's great.
Cunt, especially when applied to the fairer sex, can be devastating
When I was around 11, I made the mistake of calling my 16 year-old sister a cunt and she answered with a "devastating" uppercut which knocked a fucking tooth loose.
I'm only a little disapointed in myself that I'm adding to this thread; here's my contribution:
wanker (!?!) twit nimrod dipstick
and, reserved for extra-special circumstances, fucktard (a potent blend of 'fucker' and 'retard' that is at once deeply insensitive to the mentally handicapped and utterly satisfying when tossed off with the right intonation)
Comments
dickweed
airbiscuit
cheeseball
spaz
hoser
bitch
batch
hobag
scumbucket
idiot
turdburglar
fartknocker
etc etc
no doubt. you can't say "cornball" without a sneer already built in.
kinda like "chump"...
That really gets them going.
pretty much, motherfucker.
I used to work at the Port Arthur, TX Wal-Mart in high school. One of my work buddies, Chris, was my age and was fond of pointing out how I, like so many white boys, was crazy.
"White people be havin' them hard words. Like 'prick.' You be all, 'You're a prick, Duuuuuude.' That's cold!"
Of all the white boy words for him to single out as extra cold, I've always found it hilarious that "prick" made the cut.
He also asked me once if my wing tips were "Stacys." I had no idea what he meant. When he said, "Damn, those are clean," I think I replied with, "Thanks, I just shined them."
L7
(courtesy Ali G!!)
There goes my entry.
cockknob
Hamsterpenis
Or my personal favorite "grafwritah"
impressive !
It's simple, rarely heard & to-the-point.
They almost always do a double take. It's great.
When I was around 11, I made the mistake of calling my 16 year-old sister a cunt and she answered with a "devastating" uppercut which knocked a fucking tooth loose.
"takethatshittothebreaksdotcom"
Git.
oh yea!!
SHITASS...
and i know its a double word score but......Clam Grinder?
wanker (!?!)
twit
nimrod
dipstick
and, reserved for extra-special circumstances, fucktard (a potent blend of 'fucker' and 'retard' that is at once deeply insensitive to the mentally handicapped and utterly satisfying when tossed off with the right intonation)
or
jizzmopper
gets a great response when dropped properly
or
inbreeder